Warren Hyde
@dadhyde.bsky.social
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing except, "I have friends everywhere."
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
Yeah, he wound up being tattooed across the back of Roger Stone, and his head is preserved in a jar in Futurama.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yeah, he wound up being tattooed across the back of Roger Stone, and his head is preserved in a jar in Futurama.
<clicks heels together>
There's no hate like Noem!
There's no hate like Noem!
There's no hate like Noem!
There's no hate like Noem!
There's no hate like Noem!
There's no hate like Noem!
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
<clicks heels together>
There's no hate like Noem!
There's no hate like Noem!
There's no hate like Noem!
There's no hate like Noem!
There's no hate like Noem!
There's no hate like Noem!
I love these Criterion Pantry Pics videos!
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I love these Criterion Pantry Pics videos!
We have the best judiciary money can buy.
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We have the best judiciary money can buy.
You're gonna need a big rolling pin to make a pie big enough to absolve you of your slice of this pie.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You're gonna need a big rolling pin to make a pie big enough to absolve you of your slice of this pie.
It should burn her, as is tradition.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It should burn her, as is tradition.
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 25, 2025 – U.S. Secretary of Education Linda McMahon introduced a mandate for all schools to teach logic and reason using a new system named "Modus POTUS", in which if P implies Q, and the antecedent is POTUS, the consequent Q is unquestionably true.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 25, 2025 – U.S. Secretary of Education Linda McMahon introduced a mandate for all schools to teach logic and reason using a new system named "Modus POTUS", in which if P implies Q, and the antecedent is POTUS, the consequent Q is unquestionably true.
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 25, 2025 – U.S. Secretary of Education Linda McMahon introduced a mandate for all schools to teach logic and reason using a new system named "Modus POTUS", in which if P implies Q, and the antecedent is POTUS, the consequent Q is unquestionably true.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 25, 2025 – U.S. Secretary of Education Linda McMahon introduced a mandate for all schools to teach logic and reason using a new system named "Modus POTUS", in which if P implies Q, and the antecedent is POTUS, the consequent Q is unquestionably true.
Pam Bondi has given up wearing a cross for a necklace with an American flag instead. How patriotic. God bless Amerika.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pam Bondi has given up wearing a cross for a necklace with an American flag instead. How patriotic. God bless Amerika.
Nationalist Christianism requires the presence of evil and an antichrist, so this fits the bill for one of those roles.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Nationalist Christianism requires the presence of evil and an antichrist, so this fits the bill for one of those roles.
Venezuelan oil is generally "heavy and sour" and requires specialized and costly refining to be useful... So why this administration is so freaking eager to start another war in our own hemisphere just to gain access to it is beyond me, except maybe they can visit troops and be home for dinner.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Venezuelan oil is generally "heavy and sour" and requires specialized and costly refining to be useful... So why this administration is so freaking eager to start another war in our own hemisphere just to gain access to it is beyond me, except maybe they can visit troops and be home for dinner.
This is less of a Miss Piggy "Hiii-Ya!!!" and more of an Uncle Roger "Haiyaa" situation. Channeling Mr. Nigel Ng, "If you took an oath to defend a document you've neither read nor understand, you fucked up!"
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is less of a Miss Piggy "Hiii-Ya!!!" and more of an Uncle Roger "Haiyaa" situation. Channeling Mr. Nigel Ng, "If you took an oath to defend a document you've neither read nor understand, you fucked up!"
Such a star, and what a way to go—drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Such a star, and what a way to go—drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.
"Under certain circumstances profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." —Mark Twain
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Under certain circumstances profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." —Mark Twain
The Nightmare Before Cranberries
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Nightmare Before Cranberries
You need to LEGO your internal shame of how you pursue joy in your life.
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You need to LEGO your internal shame of how you pursue joy in your life.
This is less of a Miss Piggy "Hiii-Ya!!!" and more of an Uncle Roger "Haiyaa" situation. Channeling Mr. Nigel Ng, "If you took an oath to defend a document you've neither read nor understand, you fucked up!"
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is less of a Miss Piggy "Hiii-Ya!!!" and more of an Uncle Roger "Haiyaa" situation. Channeling Mr. Nigel Ng, "If you took an oath to defend a document you've neither read nor understand, you fucked up!"
This is less of a Miss Piggy "Hiii-Ya!!!" and more of an Uncle Roger "Haiyaa" situation. Channeling Mr. Nigel Ng, "If you took an oath to defend a document you've neither read nor understand, you fucked up!"
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This is less of a Miss Piggy "Hiii-Ya!!!" and more of an Uncle Roger "Haiyaa" situation. Channeling Mr. Nigel Ng, "If you took an oath to defend a document you've neither read nor understand, you fucked up!"