Warren Hyde
@dadhyde.bsky.social
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing except, "I have friends everywhere."
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
Pam Bondi has given up wearing a cross for a necklace with an American flag instead. How patriotic. God bless Amerika.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pam Bondi has given up wearing a cross for a necklace with an American flag instead. How patriotic. God bless Amerika.
I like the new feature of revealing the geography of origin for social media accounts. Especially if you start to follow one you don't know well.
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I like the new feature of revealing the geography of origin for social media accounts. Especially if you start to follow one you don't know well.
When DJT meet with MBS he said, "And Trump doesn't give a fist pump (sic). I grab that hand, I don't give a hell (sic) where that hand's been, I grab that hand," as he literally grabbed the LEFT HAND of MBS, which is considered in their culture to be unclean because they use it for personal hygiene.
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When DJT meet with MBS he said, "And Trump doesn't give a fist pump (sic). I grab that hand, I don't give a hell (sic) where that hand's been, I grab that hand," as he literally grabbed the LEFT HAND of MBS, which is considered in their culture to be unclean because they use it for personal hygiene.
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 18, 2025 – Staples, Inc. reports record earnings for the third quarter, attributed largely to a single order of black Sharpie markers ordered to the White House.
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 18, 2025 – Staples, Inc. reports record earnings for the third quarter, attributed largely to a single order of black Sharpie markers ordered to the White House.
Clay Higgins, your name is Clay!
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Clay Higgins, your name is Clay!
There's definitely going to be a fire at a secure FBI document storage facility which renders most or all of the Epstein Files unable to trace their legal provenance. Or so I hypothesized.
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There's definitely going to be a fire at a secure FBI document storage facility which renders most or all of the Epstein Files unable to trace their legal provenance. Or so I hypothesized.
Figure 1: Asymmetric Interest
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Figure 1: Asymmetric Interest
Release ALL of the Epstein Files!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Release ALL of the Epstein Files!!
"If your weakness is an educated populace, that means your power is derived from ignorance." —Steve Hofstetter, to the American Association of School Librarians
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"If your weakness is an educated populace, that means your power is derived from ignorance." —Steve Hofstetter, to the American Association of School Librarians
Bet you a dollar that if DJT really does pay a "tariff dividend" of $2000 to everyone, it will be in the form of his own Trump memecoin.
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Bet you a dollar that if DJT really does pay a "tariff dividend" of $2000 to everyone, it will be in the form of his own Trump memecoin.
They put up a new sign outside the Oval Office, and it's a little concerning that we need such a thing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They put up a new sign outside the Oval Office, and it's a little concerning that we need such a thing.
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 1, 2025 – Eric Trump was witnessed frantically digging through the huge pile of rubble which was the former White House Eat Wing, with Barron Trump nearby yelling that he was an idiot for hiding their family crypto wallet in Melania's office.
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
WASHINGTON D.C. – November 1, 2025 – Eric Trump was witnessed frantically digging through the huge pile of rubble which was the former White House Eat Wing, with Barron Trump nearby yelling that he was an idiot for hiding their family crypto wallet in Melania's office.
DJT finishes his Epstein Memorial Ballroom ("enter through the grift shop") and throws a huge lock-in party for all the billionaires which goes full Edgar Allan Poe. Selling the rights for my screenplay, The Masque of the Red State.
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
DJT finishes his Epstein Memorial Ballroom ("enter through the grift shop") and throws a huge lock-in party for all the billionaires which goes full Edgar Allan Poe. Selling the rights for my screenplay, The Masque of the Red State.
This winter, I'm excited to be spending a few weeks down in South Carerdddd. Hoping to see some of the extended Trump family in the wild.
October 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This winter, I'm excited to be spending a few weeks down in South Carerdddd. Hoping to see some of the extended Trump family in the wild.
The fact that POTUS conflates the Montreal Cognitive Assessment test with anything related to IQ is alarming. The fact that he has taken it several times and brags about it, even more so.
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The fact that POTUS conflates the Montreal Cognitive Assessment test with anything related to IQ is alarming. The fact that he has taken it several times and brags about it, even more so.
In the upcoming biopic, "Trump: The Deep State Rises", POTUS grants a presidential pardon to every prisoner who was a registered Republican at the time of their conviction, flooding Gotham City with an army of deplorables to do his bidding. "Bane ain't got nothin' on me!" he yells from the WH roof.
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
In the upcoming biopic, "Trump: The Deep State Rises", POTUS grants a presidential pardon to every prisoner who was a registered Republican at the time of their conviction, flooding Gotham City with an army of deplorables to do his bidding. "Bane ain't got nothin' on me!" he yells from the WH roof.
That's me in the corner
That's me in the bathroom, losing my religion
Trying to brush off some food
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've brushed too much
I haven't brushed enough
That's me in the bathroom, losing my religion
Trying to brush off some food
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've brushed too much
I haven't brushed enough
October 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That's me in the corner
That's me in the bathroom, losing my religion
Trying to brush off some food
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've brushed too much
I haven't brushed enough
That's me in the bathroom, losing my religion
Trying to brush off some food
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've brushed too much
I haven't brushed enough
Ooh, now do DHS/ICE
October 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Ooh, now do DHS/ICE
No notes. Also, no Kings.
October 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
No notes. Also, no Kings.
DJT doesn't believe in the concept of Heaven or Hell. Instead, he only believes in the concept of the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
October 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
DJT doesn't believe in the concept of Heaven or Hell. Instead, he only believes in the concept of the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
I also took a cognitive exam this morning when I woke up and had to differentiate my ass from a hole in the ground. Passed with flying colors.
And, by the way, not the easiest test.
Later this morning I was a little confused why there was so much toilet paper in a mound in the back yard.
And, by the way, not the easiest test.
Later this morning I was a little confused why there was so much toilet paper in a mound in the back yard.
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I also took a cognitive exam this morning when I woke up and had to differentiate my ass from a hole in the ground. Passed with flying colors.
And, by the way, not the easiest test.
Later this morning I was a little confused why there was so much toilet paper in a mound in the back yard.
And, by the way, not the easiest test.
Later this morning I was a little confused why there was so much toilet paper in a mound in the back yard.
MARSHALL, TX — October 10, 2025 — Donald Trump filed a patent violation against the Norwegian Nobel Committee for denying him the Nobel Peace Prize, as "it was patently obvious I won it," declared POTUS. The Eastern District of Texas is notorious for handling patent law cases for monied interests.
October 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
MARSHALL, TX — October 10, 2025 — Donald Trump filed a patent violation against the Norwegian Nobel Committee for denying him the Nobel Peace Prize, as "it was patently obvious I won it," declared POTUS. The Eastern District of Texas is notorious for handling patent law cases for monied interests.