Daddybear Tyler
@daddybeartyler.bsky.social
Montreal 🥐 he/them 👐 massage therapist, meditation and ADHD coach 🔮
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🖤 Black Lives Matter
🏳️⚧️ Protect Trans Lives
💗 Fat Liberation
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🖤 Black Lives Matter
🏳️⚧️ Protect Trans Lives
💗 Fat Liberation
Strat for when you frequently forget important things: text a friend or loved one. Spelling it out helps with memory and you can look it up later, timestamp included
February 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Strat for when you frequently forget important things: text a friend or loved one. Spelling it out helps with memory and you can look it up later, timestamp included
Bf started playing Dave the Diver while I crocheted and I looked up and said, “are you a FAT DIVER?! I WANNA BE A FAT DIVER!!” anyway now I’m playing too
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Bf started playing Dave the Diver while I crocheted and I looked up and said, “are you a FAT DIVER?! I WANNA BE A FAT DIVER!!” anyway now I’m playing too
Had a show last night, which is one of the few things I’ll buzz my head and shape my beard for lately lol
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Had a show last night, which is one of the few things I’ll buzz my head and shape my beard for lately lol
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Working on my 12th row (each Catherine wheel is two rows) and deeply in love
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Working on my 12th row (each Catherine wheel is two rows) and deeply in love
Thinking about the overlap between fans of the Locked Tomb and fans of Blue Prince. “Does it never end?” and by “it,” I mean the Alectopause
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Thinking about the overlap between fans of the Locked Tomb and fans of Blue Prince. “Does it never end?” and by “it,” I mean the Alectopause
My yarns came and I have spent hours hyperfixating on balling them and starting this blanket, I am so happyyyyyyyy
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
My yarns came and I have spent hours hyperfixating on balling them and starting this blanket, I am so happyyyyyyyy
I have been watching Mad Men and this blanket kept drawing my attention, so I did some searching and found a video on how to do the Catherine wheel stitch, and I have ordered yarn (mocha, clay, mustard, and mushroom for a warm, sunsetty vibe)
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I have been watching Mad Men and this blanket kept drawing my attention, so I did some searching and found a video on how to do the Catherine wheel stitch, and I have ordered yarn (mocha, clay, mustard, and mushroom for a warm, sunsetty vibe)
Today was another trash day for the brain, but what do you know: reading a physical book and listening to rain sounds are helping ☔️
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Today was another trash day for the brain, but what do you know: reading a physical book and listening to rain sounds are helping ☔️
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Proud to be a fudgy American tonight.
“We’re the most powerful country in the world and we have the most obese, fudgy people.”
The fatness claim is incorrect. The national rankings differ, but the US is usually in the teens. We’re on the high end, but we’re not the fattest nation on earth.
I’ll take fudgiest, though
The fatness claim is incorrect. The national rankings differ, but the US is usually in the teens. We’re on the high end, but we’re not the fattest nation on earth.
I’ll take fudgiest, though
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Proud to be a fudgy American tonight.
I love this ridiculous game
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I love this ridiculous game
I’ve been neglecting my clippers and I have ghosts in my throat
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I’ve been neglecting my clippers and I have ghosts in my throat
Not that I wish death on people, but has Mitch McConnell succumbed to his flu-like illness yet?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Not that I wish death on people, but has Mitch McConnell succumbed to his flu-like illness yet?
Interstellar came out over a decade ago, and I am only recently embracing listening to rain playlists to soothe my jangling nerves
February 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Interstellar came out over a decade ago, and I am only recently embracing listening to rain playlists to soothe my jangling nerves
Neil Gaiman should have broken his silence earlier instead of hiring a PR firm to flood socials with bots praising his work. The fact that he’s working on a new book makes this the shittiest timing and, in my view, lends extra credibility to his victims. Why are people still following him here?
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Neil Gaiman should have broken his silence earlier instead of hiring a PR firm to flood socials with bots praising his work. The fact that he’s working on a new book makes this the shittiest timing and, in my view, lends extra credibility to his victims. Why are people still following him here?
Another lesson to remember: trimming my beard means the hairs aren’t trying to get into my mouth while I’m working masked. Leaving a double massage appointment feeling a little more overwhelmed than I needed to be
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Another lesson to remember: trimming my beard means the hairs aren’t trying to get into my mouth while I’m working masked. Leaving a double massage appointment feeling a little more overwhelmed than I needed to be
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i fucking knew it
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
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February 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
i fucking knew it
Yesterday when I was doomscrolling, it didn’t occur to me that the Ann Swanson meditation book I read last month might have a meditation for that. It does. Step one? “Get your hands off the screen.”
February 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Yesterday when I was doomscrolling, it didn’t occur to me that the Ann Swanson meditation book I read last month might have a meditation for that. It does. Step one? “Get your hands off the screen.”
I may not be winning at going to bed just yet, but at least I put on a playlist that will make me sleepier
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I may not be winning at going to bed just yet, but at least I put on a playlist that will make me sleepier
My latest to-do list fixation
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
My latest to-do list fixation
The Oizys theme is objectively fine. But the grinding it takes to level the cosmic tools has revealed individual moments in the track that I cannot hear anymore, thank goodness for podcasts and /bgm
February 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The Oizys theme is objectively fine. But the grinding it takes to level the cosmic tools has revealed individual moments in the track that I cannot hear anymore, thank goodness for podcasts and /bgm
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Spilled coffee on myself this morning in the train. I had a tiny mess to clean and a spot of red on my wrist, instead of a lawsuit to pay for skin grafts. I am naturally re-listening to vintage YWA
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The McDonald's Hot Coffee Case
Podcast Episode · You're Wrong About · 09/13/2021 · 1h 13m
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February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Spilled coffee on myself this morning in the train. I had a tiny mess to clean and a spot of red on my wrist, instead of a lawsuit to pay for skin grafts. I am naturally re-listening to vintage YWA
@yourewrongabout.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social
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Bell kettled! And I told myself going in that two sets is fiiiine, so it wasn’t an issue when I felt I didn’t have a third in me 💜
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Bell kettled! And I told myself going in that two sets is fiiiine, so it wasn’t an issue when I felt I didn’t have a third in me 💜
It has been 18 days since I last kettled the bell, so I am proactively offering myself so much compassion and grace to help preemptively counter the negative thoughts 💪🔮🛡️
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
It has been 18 days since I last kettled the bell, so I am proactively offering myself so much compassion and grace to help preemptively counter the negative thoughts 💪🔮🛡️