Johnnie Just Ate All the Halloween Candy
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InfoSec in the streets, regex in the sheets
CocktailCon co-founder
He/him
InfoSec in the streets, regex in the sheets
CocktailCon co-founder
He/him
Bat-shit crazy MAGA becomes a bat-shit crazy Dem. She's still bat-shit crazy.
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Bat-shit crazy MAGA becomes a bat-shit crazy Dem. She's still bat-shit crazy.
We'll now I'm on the lookout for Operations Mustache Ride, Leather Daddy, and Smoke Pole....
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We'll now I'm on the lookout for Operations Mustache Ride, Leather Daddy, and Smoke Pole....
Reposted by Johnnie Just Ate All the Halloween Candy
My radical view is that the story about the president being implicated in a notorious paedophile ring should be covered as an important story *in its own right*, and then secondarily any political consequences can be covered later
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My radical view is that the story about the president being implicated in a notorious paedophile ring should be covered as an important story *in its own right*, and then secondarily any political consequences can be covered later
Now I have *just* the thing to give my Jewish family!
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Now I have *just* the thing to give my Jewish family!
People of Japanese descent weren't allowed to own land in many states in the US until they were blanket banned in 1952. Except in Wyoming, where it wasn't repealed until 2001.
But now 29 states have created laws targeting Chinese, so, yep, we're still super racist.
But now 29 states have created laws targeting Chinese, so, yep, we're still super racist.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
People of Japanese descent weren't allowed to own land in many states in the US until they were blanket banned in 1952. Except in Wyoming, where it wasn't repealed until 2001.
But now 29 states have created laws targeting Chinese, so, yep, we're still super racist.
But now 29 states have created laws targeting Chinese, so, yep, we're still super racist.
Replace those flags with bricks and drivers will definitelly stop.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Replace those flags with bricks and drivers will definitelly stop.
I got a cheapie on Amazon that clips over my rearview mirror. The SD card was good enough for 12 hours and just recorded in a loop of 10-minute clips. I just hardwired the adapter into my accessory circuit.
It was good enough to use as evidence in two accidents.
It was good enough to use as evidence in two accidents.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I got a cheapie on Amazon that clips over my rearview mirror. The SD card was good enough for 12 hours and just recorded in a loop of 10-minute clips. I just hardwired the adapter into my accessory circuit.
It was good enough to use as evidence in two accidents.
It was good enough to use as evidence in two accidents.
By design, those need at least 1/2 bottle of Rioja just to wash them down.
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
By design, those need at least 1/2 bottle of Rioja just to wash them down.
I was going to do a second tour of Iraq until I took a sandwich to the knee....
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was going to do a second tour of Iraq until I took a sandwich to the knee....
Shit, I gotta go buy a Seafood Sensation for dinner tonight!
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Shit, I gotta go buy a Seafood Sensation for dinner tonight!
Have the hard discussion. Tell her this comes from a place of concern and you wouldn't be having this talk if you didn't love her.
But she's an adult and you value her trust in you. Give her red flags to look out for and let her know you support her, even if you have concerns.
But she's an adult and you value her trust in you. Give her red flags to look out for and let her know you support her, even if you have concerns.
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Have the hard discussion. Tell her this comes from a place of concern and you wouldn't be having this talk if you didn't love her.
But she's an adult and you value her trust in you. Give her red flags to look out for and let her know you support her, even if you have concerns.
But she's an adult and you value her trust in you. Give her red flags to look out for and let her know you support her, even if you have concerns.
Not kidding, if that dude starts doing Subway ads, I'll totally visit one.
"Get the Antifa combo! A footlong of your choice, chips, and a large pop, no ice, for just $x!"
"Get the Antifa combo! A footlong of your choice, chips, and a large pop, no ice, for just $x!"
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Not kidding, if that dude starts doing Subway ads, I'll totally visit one.
"Get the Antifa combo! A footlong of your choice, chips, and a large pop, no ice, for just $x!"
"Get the Antifa combo! A footlong of your choice, chips, and a large pop, no ice, for just $x!"
Go ahead an mock. Most Gen X are douchebags who are just mini-Boomers. The ones that created "Gen X Culture" were the cast-offs and rejects. Gen X continue to be the worst gatekeepers in tech.
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Go ahead an mock. Most Gen X are douchebags who are just mini-Boomers. The ones that created "Gen X Culture" were the cast-offs and rejects. Gen X continue to be the worst gatekeepers in tech.
Pritzker knows Trump doesn't care about "the people" but he sure as heck does care about billionaires. Pritzker's taking a stand here, offering to be the shield.
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Pritzker knows Trump doesn't care about "the people" but he sure as heck does care about billionaires. Pritzker's taking a stand here, offering to be the shield.