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charlotte ::🎙️🎸🎹 the daiquiris :: freelance composer
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like it or not, Dominion has a main character, and it’s Huge Turnip
art of the Huge Turnip card from the game Dominion. it is an absolutely massive turnip next to several other pieces of produce and a pitchfork for—I assume—scale. Cost: ? coins
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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this is cracking me up for some reason
promo image of the steam machine with the headline "There's an LED strip, y'all!" with smaller text: "Keep tabs on system status like download progress, even when your screen is off. Customize it with different colors and animations. Or turn it off!"
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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arsène who
Joker from Persona 5 on a hoverboard shaped like a shark wearing cheap plastic shades (screenshot from Sonic Crossworlds)
October 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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i can neither explain nor defend the things that come out of my head but also why would i
"french onion soup and crème brûlée feel like they should be friends"
October 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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"ok, so it looks like i'm going to need to elevate this to engineering so i'm gonna need you to stay on the line to corroborate the details of the issue as i write it up"
Ralph Wiggum on the bus seat from the "[chuckles] i'm in danger" meme
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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i don’t usually post about my dreams but this one is gonna live in my head until i die
i dreamt joss whedon somehow wrangled control of star wars not, like, managed to convince disney to let him make one like, he managed to end up with the franchise instead of disney and he made an episode x that everyone hated he made it About Being Canceled. the empire is back and it is here to cancel problematic jedi imagine this premise peppered with an absolutely noxious amount of whedonisms i dreamed i saw it in the theatre and there was a small scale riot due to how bad it was the analogy was, as you can imagine, painfully unsubtle but he still went meta at the end to get his point across some folk space theatre troupe regaling the legend of the events of the original trilogy (but also this movie) whose director and lead looked suspiciously like whedon almost being force choked through space-time by the big bad me and my date had to sneak out a window because the lobby was pure chaos
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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playlists can go dead? playlists??? look, i respect people’s right to remove personal stuff from the internet, but *playlists*??! it’s other people’s songs in order!
Spotify mobile app screenshot, a folder of playlists. The top entry is has a grey encircled exclamation point for art and the dim text, “This playlist is no longer available” where the title would be. (The normal, active playlist directly below for comparison is “Robot Apocalypse” “Playlist • abbstract03”)
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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just heard someone refer to WAP as "Am I The Drama's lead single"
two-panel meme from KC Green's Gunshow of a man scowling with folded arms in the first panel before throwing them in the air and saying "I guess" in the second.
September 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Screenshot of Veep Karen Collin (Lennon Parham): “What do I think of him? I think there’s a lot to think.”
September 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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omg kodaka which god did you piss off and how badly
The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy, Initial Release Date: April 24, 2025 Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, Initial release date: April 24, 2025 Shuten Order, Expected release date: September 5, 2025
September 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Kako Tsukumu from The Hundred Line with a speech bubble drawn to contain the quoted post.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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xkcd kept me from going down a dark, embarrassing path
xkcd single-panel comic of five stick figures on a subway car, all thinking a singular thought bubble: “LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE. GLASSY-EYED AUTOMATONS GOING ABOUT THEIR DAILY LIVES, NEVER STOPPING TO LOOK AROUND AND THINK! I’M THE ONLY CONSCIOUS HUMAN IN A WORLD OF SHEEP.”
August 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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what made me think the design looked kind of AI-ish was a combination of the gibberish type and the inconsistent thickness of the characters but i think that was a stylistic choice the designer made to make it look like a receipt printer overloaded on ink (or running too hot, if thermal)
the finished illustration the stock photo used in the illustration
August 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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the biggest shortcoming of the unicode emoji set is there's nothing that comes close to this energy or expression
Danganronpa 2 sprite of Nagito Komaeda looking maybe snootily or maybe bewilderedly at the viewer with his mouth neutrally open, as if perhaps explaining something to someone who is judging at least a little bit openly
August 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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and thanks to @deepblueink.bsky.social, happy chaos is no longer the most morally dubious entity on my welcome table 😌
a shallow welcome table featuring a plush of Deedee from Deep Space Discounts, along with Happy Chaos (GGST), Luma (Super Mario Galaxy), some arcade tokens, a painted concrete skull, arcade tokens, a tea table book, and a Lio Fotia (Promare) figma is kinda in the shot too
August 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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every time elon tweets about how trump is a nonce
scene from pulp fiction with jules and vincent in jimmie's backyard after getting changed into his spare t-shirts and being told they look like a couple of dorks. Jules: "Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker."
July 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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girl so confusing indeed
a google suggested search: “What is Chappell Roan Lorde’s gender?”
July 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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i hate sites like this so much, man

this article is about the existing 7 seasons of Scandal coming back to netflix, and there's no way in hell they don't know how this fucking reads
article from screengeek headline: "Netflix Brings Back Canceled Series After 5 Years" subheader: "It's been revealed that the Netflix streaming service has made the decision to bring back a canceled series after 5 years."
June 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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flashback to how i actually found out this happened
Screenshot of the hub world in Splatoon 3 where inkling Raye is seated atop the stairway partition with a drawing overhead featuring the text “KISSINGER IS OVER PARTY” next to several celebratory crabs
June 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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😐
The first headline on my Google News "FOR YOU" section is from Pajiba, reading "Horny Or Evil?"
June 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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shoutout to the individual at the Sleigh Bells show at the Orange Peel who was rocking a finger puppet the entire time
Sleigh Bells performing to a crowd at the Orange Peel with several of the audience’s hands raised, one of which has a little finger puppet with tiny outstretched arms close-up of the finger puppet, which itself has fingers. maybe the puppet is wearing a little finger puppet itself? who’s to say; my camera isn’t that hi-res
June 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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“look, tony, any way you slice it, some blame lies with The Wasp”
Tony and Michael from Pardon The Interruption during a Rundown segment with the chyron “FAIR TO CRITICIZE ANT-MAN?”
May 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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i don't think so, because what's the revelation he had during this photo then
the same mustachioed man, this time lying in the dumb fisher-price-lookin' bed in what i must describe as a "seductive pose" if you managed to erase any erotic energy from it whatsoever, his face still in that exact same "epiphany of making a huge mistake" expression.
May 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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explore the raps
Newsletter article screenshot: Rap and Public Art MIT Visiting Scholar Wasalu Jaco (Lupe Fiasco), a Grammy Award-winning rapper, has collaborated with the MIT List Visual Arts Center to create "GHOTIING MIT: Public Art," a collection of raps inspired by seven of the Institute's public artworks. Jaco closes out the Institute's Artfinity festival tonight with a live premiere of the work in concert with the MIT Festival Jazz Ensemble. Explore the raps→ Closeup of previous newsletter screencap: “Explore the raps→”
May 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM