it’s your first guess.

why do you cosplay as Henry the 8th but act like a nazi

it simply isn't true that "integrity" requires you to loudly proclaim that the kernel of truth in a bad faith attack has to be given it's due. i feel dirty even conceding it here because it feels necessary to the larger point that you DO NOT need to be That Person.

giving more attention to whether the student's shitty paper was graded too harshly instead of the suspension of the graduate instructor is falling into the Fake Outrage of the Day trap, designed to crush trans rights and academic freedom. i did a chalkboard post to stop myself from falling for it.

I’m serious, resign. You can only damage people seeking to actually learn how to be a competent lawyer

Resign, immediately

would ms rachel posthumously designate my kids as terrorists after incinerating me and my family with American missiles?

is israel going to keep my kid engaged, in one spot, and using 10-word sentences at 2 years old while I’m cooking dinner?

yeah ask literally any American parent whether they like Ms Rachel or Israel more and you’d probably end up with like 92-8 margins

that’s dolphins football my entire life

yeah too bad it can’t make you not an asshole

lol yes this is a thing happy people say very often

wrap some hot dogs in crescent rolls and throw them in an air fryer, bob’s your uncle

alright scientists, I have considered if they’re on to something. After 0.00000000 seconds I have concluded they’re not, and I didn’t even need to annihilate an ecosystem to do so

ok you can just be wrong

god he is so white

Nah, just brined and hit with a whole lot of honey bbq rub

real proud of the way we executed today