Maybe I am an eco terrorist after all.

The English are a fucking disease. That's why I'm all for Scottish independence, because then I will live in a country that is not utterly fucked by fascist cunts.

Labour are Tories with a fake moustache and I wish all the worst for them.

Hard agree. It's heartbreaking to see something so magnificent abandoned like an old Ford Fiesta. It's like finding a unicorn in a slaughterhouse.

Those two are not too bad. They're just both very dumb. Chilli already managed to jump into a big water bowl, and then sprinted across the house like a wet missile.

PREACH.
I'm a certified leaf blower hater. The entire idea of them is stupid. Let me make tons of noise and move those biodegradable leaves from one spot to another. Dumb.

And here I am, a sustainability consultant. I'm currently creating a model showing how removing single use cups in the company cafeteria will improve our sustainability. I love this shit.

While working for the most soulless, greedy people under a banner of green energy, I discovered that while I hate most of humanity, I still care about the environment. Wanted to do more advanced sustainability rather than be a glorified calculator.
Got a mental breakdown, quit my shit job.

They gave me carbon footprint to figure out and I hated it with every fiber of my being. Every next job required me to do the same and at some point, like some sort of a victim of Stockholm Syndrome, I started liking it.