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· Sep 10
Shitposting through the end of the world.
Me watching Trigun Stampede.
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Me watching Trigun Stampede.
I think that a solution for the problems characters in Emily in Paris have, would be to simply start a polycule. Those people clearly struggle with monogamy.
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I think that a solution for the problems characters in Emily in Paris have, would be to simply start a polycule. Those people clearly struggle with monogamy.
Emily in Paris is probably the most vapid show ever made. It's so shallow you wouldn't be able to drown an ant in its depth. Watching it feels like having a mixer blender shoved up your nose right into your skull.
I hope they make million seasons.
I hope they make million seasons.
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Emily in Paris is probably the most vapid show ever made. It's so shallow you wouldn't be able to drown an ant in its depth. Watching it feels like having a mixer blender shoved up your nose right into your skull.
I hope they make million seasons.
I hope they make million seasons.
Nat after hanging 7 Christmas ornaments and breaking one: And that's my contribution towards Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Nat after hanging 7 Christmas ornaments and breaking one: And that's my contribution towards Christmas.
Both kittens are obsessed with watching Leeloo, what results in them having the most intense staring competitions while she's taking a shit.
Establishing dominance by not breaking eye contact while shitting. Power move.
Establishing dominance by not breaking eye contact while shitting. Power move.
December 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Both kittens are obsessed with watching Leeloo, what results in them having the most intense staring competitions while she's taking a shit.
Establishing dominance by not breaking eye contact while shitting. Power move.
Establishing dominance by not breaking eye contact while shitting. Power move.
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
Noticed the kitten sneezing and had a heart attack.
Turns out she had a speck of glitter stuck to her nose.
They start so young...
Turns out she had a speck of glitter stuck to her nose.
They start so young...
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Noticed the kitten sneezing and had a heart attack.
Turns out she had a speck of glitter stuck to her nose.
They start so young...
Turns out she had a speck of glitter stuck to her nose.
They start so young...
I just passed a scrapyard with a pink limo left there to rot, and I can't believe someone would give up such a beautiful specimen.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I just passed a scrapyard with a pink limo left there to rot, and I can't believe someone would give up such a beautiful specimen.
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December 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Nat: Today I realised that I basically have a life cycle of a Sim. Every 20 days or so some kind of tragedy happens and you disappear in a rabbit hole for 9h 3 days a week.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Nat: Today I realised that I basically have a life cycle of a Sim. Every 20 days or so some kind of tragedy happens and you disappear in a rabbit hole for 9h 3 days a week.
A recruiter just called me offering me a job for much less than what I get now, far away, and in an industry I want nothing to do with.
a man is talking on a cell phone and making a face .
Alt: A very sassy black man is closing a flip phone.
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A recruiter just called me offering me a job for much less than what I get now, far away, and in an industry I want nothing to do with.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
Nat just suggested that it's shocking that with a frog being my favourite animal I haven't picked Kermit as my chosen name.
Imagine transitioning and naming yourself Kermit. I'd have insanely powerful aura.
Imagine transitioning and naming yourself Kermit. I'd have insanely powerful aura.
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Nat just suggested that it's shocking that with a frog being my favourite animal I haven't picked Kermit as my chosen name.
Imagine transitioning and naming yourself Kermit. I'd have insanely powerful aura.
Imagine transitioning and naming yourself Kermit. I'd have insanely powerful aura.
I can't go piss because a kitten is sleeping on my lap. The struggle is real.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I can't go piss because a kitten is sleeping on my lap. The struggle is real.
Having kittens is very similar to having children, and it made me even more sure that I don't want children that I can't just lock in a room when I need a break.
I mean, I probably could do that with human children, but that would probably end up with me being charged with child abuse.
I mean, I probably could do that with human children, but that would probably end up with me being charged with child abuse.
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Having kittens is very similar to having children, and it made me even more sure that I don't want children that I can't just lock in a room when I need a break.
I mean, I probably could do that with human children, but that would probably end up with me being charged with child abuse.
I mean, I probably could do that with human children, but that would probably end up with me being charged with child abuse.
Wanted to be a biologist, but my Very Toxic Father planted a seed of fear in my heart that I will end up a pennyless teacher. Ended up on biotechnology with no plan for myself. One my lecturers decided that my angsty ADHD ass is PERFECT for renewable energy.
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Wanted to be a biologist, but my Very Toxic Father planted a seed of fear in my heart that I will end up a pennyless teacher. Ended up on biotechnology with no plan for myself. One my lecturers decided that my angsty ADHD ass is PERFECT for renewable energy.
Me trying to teach Leeloo that the kittens are not a threat to her life.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Me trying to teach Leeloo that the kittens are not a threat to her life.
Okay, so this happened.
Meet Chili and Mayo.
Meet Chili and Mayo.
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Okay, so this happened.
Meet Chili and Mayo.
Meet Chili and Mayo.
Since I watched The Predator (2018) I live in constant fear Predators will come and take Nat to steal her autism.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Since I watched The Predator (2018) I live in constant fear Predators will come and take Nat to steal her autism.
Forced to learn French to learn how to do programming because the parent company is French and only has French training materials.
Becoming a femboy was not on my bingo card for this year.
Becoming a femboy was not on my bingo card for this year.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Forced to learn French to learn how to do programming because the parent company is French and only has French training materials.
Becoming a femboy was not on my bingo card for this year.
Becoming a femboy was not on my bingo card for this year.
Me watching Alien: Earth.
a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "
Alt: Vito Corleone crying and saying " look how they massacred my boy "
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me watching Alien: Earth.
Went to see Predator: Badlands and it turns out I have something in common with the Predator.
We both have shit fathers.
We both have shit fathers.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Went to see Predator: Badlands and it turns out I have something in common with the Predator.
We both have shit fathers.
We both have shit fathers.
Researching head trauma consequences and suddenly realising that the brick that hit you on the head when you were 5 might have actually made some lasting damage.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Researching head trauma consequences and suddenly realising that the brick that hit you on the head when you were 5 might have actually made some lasting damage.
Was supposed to be doing a sustainability presentation for the entire business on Monday, but my ex-boss's team requested it to be postponed, because they are still sad after her redundancy.
Bitch what? She's not dead. Get over it.
Bitch what? She's not dead. Get over it.
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Was supposed to be doing a sustainability presentation for the entire business on Monday, but my ex-boss's team requested it to be postponed, because they are still sad after her redundancy.
Bitch what? She's not dead. Get over it.
Bitch what? She's not dead. Get over it.
Big fan of bad things happening to bad people.
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Big fan of bad things happening to bad people.