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cybersecchloe.bsky.social
Chloe Thonus
@cybersecchloe.bsky.social
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Strange person. Cybersecurity podcaster. Lesbian. Owner of a cat. She/her

https://linktr.ee/bitesizedcybercrime
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So I impulsively ordered madeleine pans online so now I'm making madeleines at 11 AM for no reason I guess
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Nextdoor generally sucks but this is probably the funniest notification I've ever received
January 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Not sure what I was cooking w this
January 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Really glad Citizen sends me push notifications for the most important, gritty, serious crimes in the city of Chicago that the liberals don't want you to know about.
A screenshot from the citizen app that reads "someone on couch in someone else's yard" 16.3 miles away at 7431 S Calumet Ave. The timeline reads "There's putting down roots and then there's putting down a couch. Police received a report someone out down the couch and is now chilling in someone else's yard. It's unclear if they also brought a space heater."
January 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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How it started vs how it's going
January 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I am more than okay with criticism and if I am incorrect would love to be corrected. However please watch the entire 5 minute episode before accusing me of not addressing a point I did, in fact, address.
December 3, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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I already have this
November 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Got some Ethiopian food with a group of friends and it was phenomenal. We all split this platter
November 17, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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Setting up a lab phone for testing some MDM stuff and I think I know why Karen Clay changed her number...
An iMessage screen full of a multitude of spam text messages.
November 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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I've made it my mission to drink from progressively weirder mugs during my meetings. This one finally illicited a comment
October 24, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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I love LetsDefend, and blue teamers should absolutely have labs to practice on just like red teamers, but that doesn't sit right with me.

There's no evidence TryHackMe typosquatted their domain, but they keep publicly accusing them. Anyone could have done this as a troll.
A tweet by LetsDefend that reads "TryHackMe has purchased the .com domain of LetsDefend (which was already registered by someone else)w e redirected it to their own website. How ethical? Your community should be proud of you because of your ethical (!) moves We are not sorry for what you have done to drive traffic to your site, on the contrary, we are very happy. You have shown how great the brand value of LetsDefend is." Below is a still from a video, on a new Firefox browser tab A meme posted by LetsDefend that has TryHackMe about to press a red button that says "Buy letsdefend.com domain for more traffic", ignoring a blue button which says "Prepare high-quality blue team courses" A comment left by me on twitter under the meme reads "How do you know it was TryHackMe and not just some random troll? Do you not see the irony in not foreseeing typosquatting as a defense training platform? I like you guys, but you've provided no proof that this was actually TryHackMe."
March 22, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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GET OVER HERE
A woman dressed as Scorpion from Mortal Kombat, a ninja with a yellow mask and tunic.
October 31, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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A blahaj plush shark from IKEA with "WIRESHARK" added to the side of the shark's body.
October 10, 2023 at 1:03 AM
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Made this mantis
A 3D puzzle of a praying mantis made out of metal wire and fasteners.
September 21, 2023 at 2:07 AM
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Did all my errands and finished assembling a spacecraft for this duck
A small lunar rover 3D puzzle that contains a tiny duck in the window. The hvwe has 4 wheels, two solar panels, a satellite dish, and some grabby arms.
September 17, 2023 at 5:13 PM
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I said my cat was "uhhhh. Well he's brown. And a cat"
A brown and black tabby cat with a tipped is laying on a human's lap
September 9, 2023 at 12:39 AM
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Thanks to the Flipper Zero I've confirmed my cat is an animal
A brown and black tabby cat with a tipped ear is laying on a bed on his side. A handheld device called a Flipper Zero with an orange screen displays microchip ID information and a section that reads "Animal: Yes" A brown and black tabby cat with a tipped ear is sitting up, looking at the camera unamused. A handheld device called a Flipper Zero with an orange screen displays microchip ID information and a section that reads "Animal: Yes"
September 2, 2023 at 2:39 AM
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The character limit on this app is suppression of my creativity
All of the dream💤💭💤🌙 how does it mean❓❔⁉️🤷when the rhythm is glad ☺️😊🎶🎼🎵😁😆there is 🚫🚫🚫NOTHING❌❌❌to be sad😭😭😭 🔥☢️⚠️danger⚠️☢️🔥and dance🪩💃🕺👯🪩clapping the hands👏👏👏 when we out in the space🚀🌌 on the planet 🌏🌍🌎of the BASS🎧🎧🎧🎸 Life it never die ❌🚫💀🪦🚫❌ women👯♀️👭♀️ are my favorite guy👍🥇♀️🥇sex 🔞🔞🔞 I'm wanting more ➕➕ tell the world 🌍🌏🌎 stop the war 🚫❌🪖💣❌🚫 BOOM💥💥💥 hear the bass go ZOOM⚡⚡⚡have a body feel the grooze 💃🕺👯 🤖👾cybersystem overload 👾🤖everybody MOOOOOOVEMEEEENT🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃
August 29, 2023 at 7:46 PM
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Assembling a creature
A mechanical 3D puzzle or a praying mantis head and two claws.
August 28, 2023 at 9:54 PM
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The Thonuses at Blue Team Con
A man and a woman standing in front of a convention sign for Blue Team Con
August 27, 2023 at 12:36 AM
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Weather
A screenshot of a weather app notification at 11:57 it simply reads "Weather"
August 24, 2023 at 5:01 PM
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Facebook marketplace tempts me with incredibly cool stuff I do not have space for
A Facebook marketplace listing for a Macintosh Plus PC in good condition. It is listed for $1. The item description reads: Macintosh plus, panta se ve Negra, teclado original. Mause original
August 22, 2023 at 12:14 PM
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Were the pics for this captcha taken at Chernobyl?
A picture of a captcha asking to select images with stairs. The first image is a very fuzzy, staticy image of a truck, the second is a similarly staticy image of a traffic light, the third is a very bright staticy image of a staircase, the next is a barely legible staticy image of a bike, the next is a clear image of two people riding a motorcycle, the next is a very high contrast black and white image of porch stairs, the next is an image of a white outdoor staircase, the next is a barely legible staticy image of a house, and the last is a high contrast staticy image of a busy road.
August 20, 2023 at 1:30 AM
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A man who is very upset he did not get his brekkie kibbies, which is apparently what I call his breakfast now.
A brown and black tabby cat with a tipped ear stands on his hind legs and places his front paws on a couch his human is sitting on. He is looking down sadly. Hungry.
August 18, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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Yea
August 16, 2023 at 10:53 PM