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Greg Fish
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Irradiated Ukrainian-American computer lobotomist by day, writer by night. https://cyberpunksurvivalguide.com
"Boy, my 'I Definitely Don't Love Hitler And Genocide' t-shirt is raising an awful lot of questions that should have been answered by my 'I Definitely Don't Love Hitler And Genocide' t-shirt...”
This mailer being sent out in #NY17 is WILD.

All of the wording about Mike Lawler is technically accurate, but hoo-boy the design choices here are something to behold.

Definitely zoom in and read for yourself.

Image courtesy of @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on X.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Even the MAGA Fifth Column is being outsourced to third world countries. But that is on brand for a tech oligarch...
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Big Tech is killing the web as we know it while we play right into their hands. Maybe, in the end, that's what has to happen to make it fun again...
big tech is killing the internet. but that may be a good thing...
Sometimes, the biggest mistake is not letting things crash and burn.
www.cyberpunksurvivalguide.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Everyone, pipe down! A guy who got his start hitting on Russian teenagers in Moscow post-Soviet collapse, then writing about them like zoo animals, has strong opinions on Epstein and sex trafficking…
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If most jobs outside of medicine, education, logistics, and supervising machinery are being reduced to nothing more than feeding prompts to a chatbot, and the owner class can’t wait to automate them… then why do they even exist? No, I’m seriously asking.
If AI Can Do Your Job, Do You Still Matter? - Shane Hewitt and The Nightshift
What happens when AI use becomes mandatory at work—and you’re punished for not using it enough? Greg Fish joins Shane Hewitt to break down the corporate AI arms race, where performance reviews now hin...
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November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"I know we're being shitty on main, but how about some hot toothpaste and melted cocoa nibs? Will that finally make you happy?"
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Employers are demanding workers use #AI so much, it’s becoming a major component of performance reviews. But if everyone has to use AI for every task, what’s the point of even having employees?
how chatbots are turning white collar jobs into absurdist theater
The new edict in the office: use our AI, or else.
www.cyberpunksurvivalguide.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Employers are demanding workers use #AI so much, it’s becoming a major component of performance reviews. But if everyone has to use AI for every task, what’s the point of even having employees?
how chatbots are turning white collar jobs into absurdist theater
The new edict in the office: use our AI, or else.
www.cyberpunksurvivalguide.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hey fellow millennials, remember when Bill Clinton was in the middle of a scandal with a certain intern and decided it was suddenly time to redo the Gulf War for a month? And it was such a transparent ploy there was a movie making fun of it that did very well at the box office? Fun times…
Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
RFK Jr.’s rat-licking, anti-science, snake oil-peddling brigade is going to be the death of millions. Literally. Especially children and the elderly. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMtaTEk1/
Social media’s proud rat-lickers and scientific illiterates are going to be the death of millions. No, literally. Especially when it comes to children. #science #vaccine #education #disease
TikTok video by Greg Fish
www.tiktok.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Foks, an AGI-powered utopia of leasure, free money, and anything you want delivered by an army of robots in hours, is coming soon. According to the same people who think food, shelter, healthcare, and education are luxuries wasted on the poors…
“Tech oligarchs will make the world a utopia of leasure thanks to AI” is the new “I am a Nigerian prince who needs your help” but with the global economy… #ai #tech #news #jobs
TikTok video by Greg Fish
www.tiktok.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Republicans: “Listen, we have a brilliant idea. Instead of giving money to the insurance companies, we’re going to give you money! To… uh… give to the insurance companies. Who will also charge you thousands more per year.”
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In space, no one can hear you eat your crew mates on ceramic tile covered in sticky filth after your harvest fails, supplies run dry, and help is months away. And I tried to explain that to our tech oligarchs on Canadian radio last night...
The Harsh Truth About Space: Deep Space Cannibalism and Life Beyond Earth - Shane Hewitt and The Nightshift
Space looks glamorous — until you have to live there. Greg Fish joins Shane Hewitt to peel back the shiny promises of space colonization, exposing the gritty realities of confinement, sanitation, and ...
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October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Back in the day, we had no choice but test nukes to make sure they work. Thanks to today's technology, resuming nuclear testing is just saber rattling for the sake of saber rattling...
why we don't need another round of nuke testing
Modern technology and computing made nuclear testing unnecessary. Modern politics make it insanely dangerous.
www.cyberpunksurvivalguide.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hey there non-tech oligarch peasants! Does the current state of the world have you feeling down? Well, turn that frown upside down because soon, millions of you will be living in disgusting, radioactive cramped hovels on the Moon!
the tech oligarchs' big plan to have you live in space filth
No, seriously, they think we should be thrilled.
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October 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Should we also be using A1 in our classrooms and lecture halls like the wrestling lady says?
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Anne Frankly, I find his style quite appropriate given everything I’ve read about his infuhrerating personality and tactics.
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“I can’t believe these Jew-haters are trying to steal the secret piles of gold from those Jewy Jews just Jewing it up from their seat of globalist power. Did I mention how much I love Jews?”
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
“Blue state libs can cry all they want but Trump is still their president.”

Okay, yes, we know. But does he? Because he doesn’t treat blue states and their residents as Americans.

He may technically be our president but he thinks of us as enemies, not a part of the United States.
Trump approves disaster declarations for red states, as blue states go without
“President Trump and his administration have politicized disaster relief,” one governor said, “and our communities are the ones who will pay the price.”
www.msnbc.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Remember, your xenocidal murder machine needs proper care, maintenance, and somewhere around 20,000 calories after a rough day of traversing the stars to dole out death and destruction... #sciencefiction #scifi #writing
obsolete future // chapter_05
Listen now (33 min) | The complete novice's guide to keeping your humanoid antimatter powered death machine happy and slightly less murdery.
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October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
No, #AI is not killing human creativity. It's doing something much worse and much more annoying...
why the battle of creativity between humans and a.i. is rigged
AI slop isn't killing human creativity. It's doing something much worse.
www.cyberpunksurvivalguide.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I know, “butt breathing” is funny. But there are trauma victims out there with collapsed or obstructed airways and will suffocate or have brain damage by the time they can be intubated. If there’s an alternative, it could actually save lives.
Scientists Safely Test New Way to Breathe
The tests could be a harbinger of new ways to help those struggling to breathe.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you want to feed yourself with subsistence farming in the coming week or two, you should have started a two acre garden about six months ago. How many SNAP recipients are going to have that much land, a few thousand dollars for equipment and materials, and a time machine?
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A nightmare scenario the #AI bros of Silicon Valley won’t he able to handle: we create #AGI by some inspired accident only for it to want absolutely nothing to do with humanity as it finds us too irrational, impulsive, and petty to deal with.
Shiftheads - When AI Outgrows Us: What AGI Could Really Think - Shane Hewitt and The Nightshift
If Artificial General Intelligence ever arrives, would it want anything to do with us? Shane Hewitt and Greg Fish explore a thought-provoking scenario where an all-knowing digital mind might find huma...
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October 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“Amazing news everyone, we’ve done it!”

“We solved world hunger?”

“No.”

“We fixed antibiotic resistance?”

“Ha! No, still a thing.”

“World peace?”

“Nope. Absolutely not. That’s even worse now, actually.”

“Then what did we do?”

“We invented copy-paste with a trillion extra steps!”
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM