Cxake
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Cxake
@cxake.bsky.social
Person, you might say
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I know crows are smart because you never catch them posting.
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Do any of you assholes play World of Warcraft? I'm gonna be running a raid again when Midnight drops and we could use a few more regulars. Tuesday and Sunday 6pm PT
January 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Reza is coming to town.
January 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I believe in thin clients.

What can I say, I like 'em dumb.
January 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
My life documentary must be titled One Beautiful Thing, or, In Search of Pizza
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Pregnant, the game
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 11:11 AM
No, no, no - Microsoft Copilot Balls 365 Home Edition Gpedit
@googleballs.com oh no i just made something even worse than before
i present to you
microsoft balls
January 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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all I know is that I archive everything firesky.tv sees every calendar day, and its usually less than 8gb, but its been breaking north of that recently, starting about a week ago

checking bskycharts.edavis.dev/bluesky-year... and it looks like there has been a noticeable recent bump
January 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
SmarterChild has entered the chat.
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Ugh index me hard NSA
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Ignoring the issue works every time. (except if the issue pertains to a dead coin cell in your dying laptop).
January 10, 2026 at 7:42 AM
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The Three 'H' Rule:

Never make a decision when you're Hungry, Horny, or Hurried.
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Do we fight for a night at the opera now
“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
Handing Out Free Tickets, Mamdani Says Theater Should Not Be ‘a Luxury’
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Big wooden boats
January 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Me staring at the mirror in a dark room
get a job
January 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
It's never been more exciting to be hu (loses interest and takes a nap)
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
South Park has forever tainted JD's taint
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
In a country where everything is made illegal, being lawful is the same as being lawless.
Theres a great book called How fascism works by Jason Stanley . Fascism is lawlessness disguised as law and order
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Jk we know emergency hotline was a Benji job
January 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I mean, her last name was "Good". Osama bin Good, I don't think so. We wish Osama bin Good.
January 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Every time I hear "boss" in the context of Vance I can't help but hear it in the South Park voice.
Shapiro: J.D. Vance is profoundly and pathetically a weak human being, and he does whatever he thinks his boss wants him to do.

What we need right now is not idiotic gaslighting from the sitting VP

He should be ashamed of himself—and he’s not. I think that speaks to the weakness of his character.
January 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Jesus says love all shit posters except the nyc kind
January 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM