Chris Washington
@cwashington.bsky.social
I'm just this guy, you know?
Feeling pretty safe with Spy×Family
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Feeling pretty safe with Spy×Family
Steak and ale is the best pie.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Steak and ale is the best pie.
"It's time to consider whether they're onto something."
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"It's time to consider whether they're onto something."
If everyone knows about the "secret" trick it no longer works.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If everyone knows about the "secret" trick it no longer works.
*eye begins to twitch*
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
*eye begins to twitch*
Time to summon Glothar.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Time to summon Glothar.
My mum, few years ago after saying "fuck it, that'll do."
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My mum, few years ago after saying "fuck it, that'll do."
The man was permanently covered in ants.
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The man was permanently covered in ants.
There's this one near me at the moment.
COOL! WOMEN OF COLOUR! HAVING FUN TOGETHER!
ASSOCIATE THIS WITH OUR BRAND!!
COOL! WOMEN OF COLOUR! HAVING FUN TOGETHER!
ASSOCIATE THIS WITH OUR BRAND!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There's this one near me at the moment.
COOL! WOMEN OF COLOUR! HAVING FUN TOGETHER!
ASSOCIATE THIS WITH OUR BRAND!!
COOL! WOMEN OF COLOUR! HAVING FUN TOGETHER!
ASSOCIATE THIS WITH OUR BRAND!!
Such a great night.
I hope this isn't a farewell tour.
I hope this isn't a farewell tour.
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Such a great night.
I hope this isn't a farewell tour.
I hope this isn't a farewell tour.
Right. Time to go see Radiohead.
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Right. Time to go see Radiohead.
Perhaps shoving AI into every product is a bad idea...
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Perhaps shoving AI into every product is a bad idea...
"DAMN THAT CARD!"
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"DAMN THAT CARD!"
@wrassletrash.is.goblin.fyi
Going to start a campaign to give this wrestler a posthumous Knighthood for beating the shit out of Jimmy Savile
Going to start a campaign to give this wrestler a posthumous Knighthood for beating the shit out of Jimmy Savile
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@wrassletrash.is.goblin.fyi
Going to start a campaign to give this wrestler a posthumous Knighthood for beating the shit out of Jimmy Savile
Going to start a campaign to give this wrestler a posthumous Knighthood for beating the shit out of Jimmy Savile
"And next we have Guuuy and hiz yumyum chimera.."
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"And next we have Guuuy and hiz yumyum chimera.."
"Well done Juliet, I hope you're proud of yourself."
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"Well done Juliet, I hope you're proud of yourself."
