Curt Wohleber
@curtwohleber.bsky.social
Grumpy older gentleman with a cat.
Reposted by Curt Wohleber
If Pam Bondi was a waitress.
February 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
If Pam Bondi was a waitress.
Last night I dreamed about an invasion of Earth by aliens. I was one of a large group of people taken to safety and given a lengthy and bewildering briefing. A message from the aliens was translated: "F-- your mama."
#aliens
#alieninvasion
#ETs
#SETI
#Xenolinguistics
#aliens
#alieninvasion
#ETs
#SETI
#Xenolinguistics
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Last night I dreamed about an invasion of Earth by aliens. I was one of a large group of people taken to safety and given a lengthy and bewildering briefing. A message from the aliens was translated: "F-- your mama."
#aliens
#alieninvasion
#ETs
#SETI
#Xenolinguistics
#aliens
#alieninvasion
#ETs
#SETI
#Xenolinguistics
Reposted by Curt Wohleber
Curious choice of stock photo for Blade Runner Live. "Wake up, Buffy. Rutger Hauer is about to do his epic 'Tears in Rain' monologue."
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Curious choice of stock photo for Blade Runner Live. "Wake up, Buffy. Rutger Hauer is about to do his epic 'Tears in Rain' monologue."
Jawohl.
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Jawohl.
Been down with a bug. This morning it took me a second to remember how to type a colon.
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January 27, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Been down with a bug. This morning it took me a second to remember how to type a colon.
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Does he understand that Greenland is not, in fact, green?
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Does he understand that Greenland is not, in fact, green?
My reaction whenever someone from the administration speaks.
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
My reaction whenever someone from the administration speaks.
Yeah, that was straight up murder.
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Yeah, that was straight up murder.
I'm peeved that today's Spelling Bee did not accept "abattoir."
January 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I'm peeved that today's Spelling Bee did not accept "abattoir."
"Okay, I've been practicing my longest and loudest scream." --Wet Leg
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
"Okay, I've been practicing my longest and loudest scream." --Wet Leg
Couldn't find the WD-40, but I did find a crowbar, which might be an adequate if crude substitute.
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Couldn't find the WD-40, but I did find a crowbar, which might be an adequate if crude substitute.
Why do people congratulate you when you buy a car? I needed a car, and after several debt-free years, I took out a loan to finance a necessary purchase. I congratulated the salesman.
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Why do people congratulate you when you buy a car? I needed a car, and after several debt-free years, I took out a loan to finance a necessary purchase. I congratulated the salesman.
Yeah, that tracks.
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Yeah, that tracks.
My car got totaled on Halloween. Bought this one on New Year's Eve.
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My car got totaled on Halloween. Bought this one on New Year's Eve.
The sun has finally come out again in #ColumbiaMO, but it's cold and windy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The sun has finally come out again in #ColumbiaMO, but it's cold and windy.
Looks like he missed his deadline.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Looks like he missed his deadline.
Usually there's just cranky geese here.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Usually there's just cranky geese here.
I just got mine, and the photos are spectacular. Can't wait for January!
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I just got mine, and the photos are spectacular. Can't wait for January!
The vice chancellor hands these out pretty liberally during bimonthly Zoom meetings, but it's nice to be recognized.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The vice chancellor hands these out pretty liberally during bimonthly Zoom meetings, but it's nice to be recognized.
When a text conversation gets out of sync.
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When a text conversation gets out of sync.
Things that won't really happen for $500, Alex.
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are prepared to bolt from the Big Apple if socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani wins Tuesday's mayoral race — potentially setting the stage for the largest population flight in US history, a new poll warns.
nypost.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Things that won't really happen for $500, Alex.
Scariest Halloween ever.
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Scariest Halloween ever.
A couple radio plays I wrote (one I directed, and I did postproduction on both). "Tenants" is an original story. "The Yellow Sign" is an adaptation of two stories by Robert Chambers about The King in Yellow. #Halloween #RadioTheater #RadioDrama #AudioTheater
Curt's Halloween Audio Double Feature - YouTube
Two audio theater stories: "Tenants," an original story broadcast on KOPN 89.5 FM in 2002, and "The Yellow Sign," an adaptation of two stories from "The King...
youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A couple radio plays I wrote (one I directed, and I did postproduction on both). "Tenants" is an original story. "The Yellow Sign" is an adaptation of two stories by Robert Chambers about The King in Yellow. #Halloween #RadioTheater #RadioDrama #AudioTheater