Probably because of residual tea toxicity

But curiously, none are in the sea

I don’t think I want to know why Knowles is reciting Jabba lines on the Interwebs, but I must

Our 300 series doesn’t beep at all, FWIW, but again, our specific model doesn’t exist anymore so that may have changed.

I didn’t see anything in the 800 series I’d have paid extra for, but that’s me and it was 5y ago, so that may not be useful advice.

I like our Bosch 300 series a whole lot, FWIW; I know they’ve discontinued our specific model, but we liked it so much we bought it a second time after moving.

Sick Burns, Jerry

Somewhat related:

No, but see, I do

It was one thing when Biden got no credit for ending the drone war. It's fucking farcical that the same people literally don't give a shit that Trump is restarting the drone war.

All good plans

Anyway, I never would have gotten a third date without one of her friends convincing her that I was nice but a bit dense, and I am eternally appreciative of the friend who had at that point never met me calling that one from half the country away.

This is 110% correct.

Also, I had invited my parents to my housewarming party and forgotten to mention it, which: Do Not

In fairness, given the abundance of prior available evidence, my brother’s conclusion was the reasonable one. But when he met her a few weeks later at my housewarming party, he greeted her with, “Oh, so you ARE real!”