Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets)
@cursed.monster
Computer necromancer/vivisectionist, spoiler of grain, electromagnetic wave wrangler. Has strong opinions, weakly held. Pronouns (he/him) in bio, always antifascist.
THAT IS NOT HOW THE MOON WORKS, GREAT WOLF LODGE
December 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
THAT IS NOT HOW THE MOON WORKS, GREAT WOLF LODGE
Meanwhile, me
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Meanwhile, me
Search your camera roll for hell
![Deli container label from Westside Market NYC reading:
[title]
Assorted cheese
hell. . . . .yes
[description]
The sky is dark the wind is cold the night is young before it’s old and gray. We will know the thrill of it all -- Byran Freey
[data]
Packed on: Oct 01
Net wt: 1 pcs
Price (lb): 1/5.99
Total price: $5.99](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qkp5573mwfbuapza6qkwal2t/bafkreifth7xdzygokccqkruqj7jb4bottssjs55pz6dasy7rmcxj4yi5ra@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Search your camera roll for hell
This one hit way too close.
![Post from “juanbuis”: “to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes”
Image: a set of “liquid glass” arcs arranged in a half-rainbow with a sunny tree picture on the right, and a caption floating above it, partially unreadable because the text blends in with the sunlight in the picture: “Design is not just what it looks [unreadable] / Design is how it [unreadable] / - Alan [unreadable]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qkp5573mwfbuapza6qkwal2t/bafkreighhuaddgp7f62atr5kex6a77hqk5hjjmxl66hptle23r3hz4n7vm@jpeg)
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
This one hit way too close.
The better angels of my nature are Amanita bisporigera and virosa
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The better angels of my nature are Amanita bisporigera and virosa
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
Here, have a trade
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Here, have a trade
Planning Thanksgiving like the good lord intended
Maybe if the pilgrims were better at logistics, they wouldn’t have been such catastrophic fuckups at feeding themselves
Maybe if the pilgrims were better at logistics, they wouldn’t have been such catastrophic fuckups at feeding themselves
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Planning Thanksgiving like the good lord intended
Maybe if the pilgrims were better at logistics, they wouldn’t have been such catastrophic fuckups at feeding themselves
Maybe if the pilgrims were better at logistics, they wouldn’t have been such catastrophic fuckups at feeding themselves
It is 2025 and I regret to inform you that this device is still in use at my grandfather-in-law’s house
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It is 2025 and I regret to inform you that this device is still in use at my grandfather-in-law’s house
Depends! This is what my watch looks like, and while it does have all the hours marked, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen recent ones with only quarters (and at least one with none at all, which I think was probably more aesthetic than useful)
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Depends! This is what my watch looks like, and while it does have all the hours marked, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen recent ones with only quarters (and at least one with none at all, which I think was probably more aesthetic than useful)
Or, depending on how good they are at reading carefully (and how warped their sense of humor is):
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Or, depending on how good they are at reading carefully (and how warped their sense of humor is):
Just cover a broad base
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Just cover a broad base
Talking about gender with classicists and/or shitposters
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Talking about gender with classicists and/or shitposters