Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets)
@cursed.monster
Computer necromancer/vivisectionist, spoiler of grain, electromagnetic wave wrangler. Has strong opinions, weakly held. Pronouns (he/him) in bio, always antifascist.
Everyone is dunking on this, but GameStop is right: this is actually actress Sophie Turner cleverly dressed to closely resemble Lara Croft
Don’t be fooled
Don’t be fooled
![Post from GameStop on Twitter:
This is not Lara Croft
Quoted tweet from IGN (@IGN):
Amazon has revealed a first look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in the new Prime Video Tomb Raider series:
[image of Sophie Turner looking a lot like Lara Croft]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qkp5573mwfbuapza6qkwal2t/bafkreigvdmskun3e5ylpcyvofcn6wjb3gmjwfcvs35624fuwhj5xyxgdx4@jpeg)
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Everyone is dunking on this, but GameStop is right: this is actually actress Sophie Turner cleverly dressed to closely resemble Lara Croft
Don’t be fooled
Don’t be fooled
Kinda burying some important context here:
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Kinda burying some important context here:
Meanwhile, where we should have been from the start was
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Meanwhile, where we should have been from the start was
THAT IS NOT HOW THE MOON WORKS, GREAT WOLF LODGE
December 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
THAT IS NOT HOW THE MOON WORKS, GREAT WOLF LODGE
Meanwhile, me
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Meanwhile, me
Search your camera roll for hell
![Deli container label from Westside Market NYC reading:
[title]
Assorted cheese
hell. . . . .yes
[description]
The sky is dark the wind is cold the night is young before it’s old and gray. We will know the thrill of it all -- Byran Freey
[data]
Packed on: Oct 01
Net wt: 1 pcs
Price (lb): 1/5.99
Total price: $5.99](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qkp5573mwfbuapza6qkwal2t/bafkreifth7xdzygokccqkruqj7jb4bottssjs55pz6dasy7rmcxj4yi5ra@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Search your camera roll for hell
This one hit way too close.
![Post from “juanbuis”: “to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes”
Image: a set of “liquid glass” arcs arranged in a half-rainbow with a sunny tree picture on the right, and a caption floating above it, partially unreadable because the text blends in with the sunlight in the picture: “Design is not just what it looks [unreadable] / Design is how it [unreadable] / - Alan [unreadable]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qkp5573mwfbuapza6qkwal2t/bafkreighhuaddgp7f62atr5kex6a77hqk5hjjmxl66hptle23r3hz4n7vm@jpeg)
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
This one hit way too close.
The better angels of my nature are Amanita bisporigera and virosa
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The better angels of my nature are Amanita bisporigera and virosa
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
Here, have a trade
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Here, have a trade
Planning Thanksgiving like the good lord intended
Maybe if the pilgrims were better at logistics, they wouldn’t have been such catastrophic fuckups at feeding themselves
Maybe if the pilgrims were better at logistics, they wouldn’t have been such catastrophic fuckups at feeding themselves
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Planning Thanksgiving like the good lord intended
Maybe if the pilgrims were better at logistics, they wouldn’t have been such catastrophic fuckups at feeding themselves
Maybe if the pilgrims were better at logistics, they wouldn’t have been such catastrophic fuckups at feeding themselves
It is 2025 and I regret to inform you that this device is still in use at my grandfather-in-law’s house
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It is 2025 and I regret to inform you that this device is still in use at my grandfather-in-law’s house
Depends! This is what my watch looks like, and while it does have all the hours marked, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen recent ones with only quarters (and at least one with none at all, which I think was probably more aesthetic than useful)
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Depends! This is what my watch looks like, and while it does have all the hours marked, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen recent ones with only quarters (and at least one with none at all, which I think was probably more aesthetic than useful)
Or, depending on how good they are at reading carefully (and how warped their sense of humor is):
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Or, depending on how good they are at reading carefully (and how warped their sense of humor is):