Pete Zaparti
@curmudgejohn.bsky.social
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Overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
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Pete Zaparti
@curmudgejohn.bsky.social
· Mar 19
I made this prediction on 12/14/24. I hope I'm wrong, but it doesn't look good
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How do people go anywhere without their ID on them, especially a liquor store?
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
How do people go anywhere without their ID on them, especially a liquor store?
The song is right, if you want guests to leave just bring them some figgy pudding
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The song is right, if you want guests to leave just bring them some figgy pudding
Why is Collinsworth pronouncing Mariota so weirdly?
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Why is Collinsworth pronouncing Mariota so weirdly?
I have a mildly amusing post that's going to get at least three likes locked in the chamber for when it happens.
a man is standing in front of a black curtain with the words just die already old man on the bottom
ALT: a man is standing in front of a black curtain with the words just die already old man on the bottom
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November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I have a mildly amusing post that's going to get at least three likes locked in the chamber for when it happens.
Utz potato chips are more potato-ey than other potato chips.
Yes, I took an edible. I'm still right though.
Yes, I took an edible. I'm still right though.
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Utz potato chips are more potato-ey than other potato chips.
Yes, I took an edible. I'm still right though.
Yes, I took an edible. I'm still right though.
The Trump economy has them rationing cheese and seasoning.
Did they carve the turkey with their fists?
Those aren't raisins in the stuffing they're cranberries. Same difference though.
Did they carve the turkey with their fists?
Those aren't raisins in the stuffing they're cranberries. Same difference though.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The Trump economy has them rationing cheese and seasoning.
Did they carve the turkey with their fists?
Those aren't raisins in the stuffing they're cranberries. Same difference though.
Did they carve the turkey with their fists?
Those aren't raisins in the stuffing they're cranberries. Same difference though.
But I was told that no illegal orders were being given to the military
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
But I was told that no illegal orders were being given to the military
If we were invading Venezuela because of drugs like they're telling us then he wouldn't be pardoning the former president of Honduras who was convicted of drug trafficking. We're invading Venezuela because of the Epstein files and the economy because war time presidents poll better. Oh, and oil
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If we were invading Venezuela because of drugs like they're telling us then he wouldn't be pardoning the former president of Honduras who was convicted of drug trafficking. We're invading Venezuela because of the Epstein files and the economy because war time presidents poll better. Oh, and oil
Wait so we're going to invade Venezuela and we've killed at least 80 people because of "drug trafficking" but he's going to pardon the former Honduran president, Juan Orlando Hernandez, who was convicted of drug trafficking? I don't understand
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Wait so we're going to invade Venezuela and we've killed at least 80 people because of "drug trafficking" but he's going to pardon the former Honduran president, Juan Orlando Hernandez, who was convicted of drug trafficking? I don't understand
Umm, actually... There isn't enough tryptophan in turkey to make you sleepy on Thanksgiving, it's the spending all day with your family that does it
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Umm, actually... There isn't enough tryptophan in turkey to make you sleepy on Thanksgiving, it's the spending all day with your family that does it
Just sitting here on the group W bench
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just sitting here on the group W bench
Years ago I was in NYC at Christmas, posted up outside a midtown restaurant smoking a cigarette when Mariska Hargitay walked passed. I screamed something, I don't remember what, I was starstruck. She looked back and we made eye contact. I was frozen in my tracks. She's absolutely stunning in person
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Years ago I was in NYC at Christmas, posted up outside a midtown restaurant smoking a cigarette when Mariska Hargitay walked passed. I screamed something, I don't remember what, I was starstruck. She looked back and we made eye contact. I was frozen in my tracks. She's absolutely stunning in person
Who was that white kid doing a terrible impression of Rick James? #macysthanksgivingparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Who was that white kid doing a terrible impression of Rick James? #macysthanksgivingparade
looked like he was going to fail to regain the white house... "assassination attempt"
poll numbers were dropping & Epstein files talk heats up... Charlie Kirk gets murdered
Record low poll numbers, Epstein files bill passes almost unanimously... Two national guard troops get killed
poll numbers were dropping & Epstein files talk heats up... Charlie Kirk gets murdered
Record low poll numbers, Epstein files bill passes almost unanimously... Two national guard troops get killed
a man in a tuxedo says that 's a weird coincidence in yellow letters
ALT: a man in a tuxedo says that 's a weird coincidence in yellow letters
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November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
looked like he was going to fail to regain the white house... "assassination attempt"
poll numbers were dropping & Epstein files talk heats up... Charlie Kirk gets murdered
Record low poll numbers, Epstein files bill passes almost unanimously... Two national guard troops get killed
poll numbers were dropping & Epstein files talk heats up... Charlie Kirk gets murdered
Record low poll numbers, Epstein files bill passes almost unanimously... Two national guard troops get killed
The Trump DOJ attempting to be "your retribution"
a soccer player wearing a jersey that says fj on it
ALT: a soccer player wearing a jersey that says fj on it
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November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Trump DOJ attempting to be "your retribution"
The point is, Charlie Brown, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good
First time, Charlie Brown?
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The point is, Charlie Brown, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good
We didn't know what we had with Google+ and we let it slip away. What I wouldn't do right now for social media where everyone had to verify their identity in order to create an account.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
We didn't know what we had with Google+ and we let it slip away. What I wouldn't do right now for social media where everyone had to verify their identity in order to create an account.
We on the left are too smart or trying to be too smart for our own good. Everyone wants to be the smartest, and have the best take and we're afraid of being unoriginal and being accused of sheep repeating msnbc (msnow) or whatever so we don't repeat talking points and burns against the right...
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
We on the left are too smart or trying to be too smart for our own good. Everyone wants to be the smartest, and have the best take and we're afraid of being unoriginal and being accused of sheep repeating msnbc (msnow) or whatever so we don't repeat talking points and burns against the right...
How Trump thought he looked today vs how he actually looked
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
How Trump thought he looked today vs how he actually looked
I'm three songs into the new De La Soul album and... wow. Just give them the Grammy now.
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I'm three songs into the new De La Soul album and... wow. Just give them the Grammy now.
The best time to do Thanksgiving grocery shopping is 9 pm on Saturday night. The store was empty and it was glorious.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The best time to do Thanksgiving grocery shopping is 9 pm on Saturday night. The store was empty and it was glorious.
Maybe I'm a prude, but do people actually do that?
Wow Thats Weird GIF
ALT: Wow Thats Weird GIF
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November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Maybe I'm a prude, but do people actually do that?
I had to work late so I'm just catching up on today's news. Ummmmm.....
a man talking to another man with the words " what 's with today today "
ALT: a man talking to another man with the words " what 's with today today "
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November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I had to work late so I'm just catching up on today's news. Ummmmm.....
When I pet my cat and she gives me the airplane ears
a man in a suit and tie is saying sorry i annoyed you with my friendship
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying sorry i annoyed you with my friendship
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November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When I pet my cat and she gives me the airplane ears