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cuntleyjune.bsky.social
Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
@cuntleyjune.bsky.social
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-Kill the Cop in your head
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-Not for everyone, ok with that
Queer Lesbian (She/Her/Bitch/Princess) | Femme | Brat | Oldest Millennial | 妹妹 |(Relationship) Anarchist | ACAB | ADHD | gaylor |🔞| cunty | Grit City, WA
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“The good part, William, is that no matter whether our clients make money or lose money, Duke & Duke get the commissions."
randolph duke delivering the quoted line in Trading Places with the text “or lose money, duke & duke get the commissions” in white text.
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits…
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the three members of America’s favorite Bisexual Non-Ethical Dom Sub Inter-attractive Throuple: Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, and Ross Travis.
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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especially when it’s *this* version of brad pitt.
Brad Pitt in Fight Club, shirtless and lean with well defined muscle tone and a bruise under his right eye, smoking a cigarette, surrounded by other fight club members. naked brad pitt wearing his only a bright yellow latex dishwashing glove
December 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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(and i would be remiss if i didn’t show you the end)
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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like. this scene lives in my head rent free, and i just love it because Hannah is the perfect representation of every Liberal Ally: she thinks she means well, but she can’t help but center herself in someone else’s story (like, Elijah coming out to her).
1/2
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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“performance is inherently vulnerable and therefore quite embarrassing, and unmasculine, you know what i mean? like, there’s no bravado in suggesting that you’re a mouthpiece now for someone else’s ideas and that to sort of lend yourself—you know, it’s just inherently submissive.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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i’m gonna combine it with other 2026 public domain works
Piet Mondrian’s Composition in Red blue and yellow, with the following white text in the large red block: The history of men's opposition to women's emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself. which is a quote from Virginia Woolfe’s “A Room of One’s Own,” which also enters the public domain on Jan 1 2026
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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fun fact: Piet Mondrian’s _Composition with Red, Blue and Yellow_ enters the public domain in less than 4 weeks.
Piet Mondrian’s _Composition with Red, Blue and Yellow_ featuring blocks of those colors within orthogonal black lines and white blocks.
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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right? who can forget this shot from Return of the Jedi?!
a teen boy looking annoyed, with a grey and black striped sweater draped over his shoulders, holding a paint palette
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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a long read, but a worthwhile one, that gets to the heart of both the usefulness/limitations of LLMs and other machine-learning applications, and the challenges their use presents to the world, through the lens of curation.

*but also* asks questions of what art is and how we ascribe it meaning.
One day I ran the numbers and determined that the Cooper Hewitt had in its collection 10,000 prints which hadn't been photographed, for which we didn't have any provenance, which often didn't have descriptions but which, from time to time, had been included in exhibitions. In effect we had 10,000 pieces of paper.
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Pete Hegseth pointing at the camera with a speech bubble at the bottom
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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no, Sumner is 12 miles away from my current location
a screen shot of a map of the Tacoma area showing a blue dot south of Tacoma and west of Sumner
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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something something anniversary something something for those who celebrate
a still from a security camera of a figure in a dark hooded sweatshirt and a light grey backpack, standing on a sidewalk pointing a silenced pistol during the early morning hours of December 4th 2024
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Pantone named their “color of the year” for 2026 and went with a shade of white.

feels very telling. (derogatory)
a person wearing all white while dancing in front of a cloud background with a white color swatch that reads: Color of the Year 2026 PANTONE Cloud Dancer 11-4201
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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well, it broke through into my top 20
a screen capture of movie posters of my favorite lesbian films: Carol, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, The Handmaiden, The Duke of Burgundy, But I’m A Cheerleader, The Watermelon Woman, Desert Hearts, Appropriate Behavior, Je Tu Il Elle, Tár, Go Fish, Bottoms, Professor Marsten and the Wonder Women, Love Lies Bleeding, All About My Mother, The Favourite, Disobedience, The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love, Bound, and Bit
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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like, this right here.

last supper seating in front of the Creation of Adam is just perfect.
multiple football players in full pads sitting on the same side of a long table. behind them is a mural of the Creation of Adam, but instead of Adam it’s one of the players, fully naked, extending their hand with a football in it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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show your roommates this website and make the necessary contacts:

www.lawhelpny.org/guide/gettin....
It's your landlord's responsibility to fix basic things in your apartment. For example, your landlord must fix issues like: • Peeling paint • Leaks in the ceiling • Broken sink, oven, or stove • Roaches, mice or bedbugs • Broken or non-closing windows • No heat or hot water In New York City, a landlord has 24 hours to fix "immediately hazardous" conditions, like heat or ovens or sinks that don't work at all. They have 30 days to fix "hazardous conditions" like leaking ceilings or roaches. "Non-hazardous conditions" like peeling paint must be fixed within 90 days. Review a full list of problems a landlord is required to repair, what fines your landlord could pay for not fixing them, and how long your landlord
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.

Prepare accordingly
the gameboard for Clue, which depicts the floorplan of a mansion.
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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in this house, we know what really matters:
a letterboard sign that reads: Family, Small Business, & Public Safety
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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except there is. here’s a paper analyzing the existing research on the long-term effects of covid:

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Cognitive impairment This analysis included 47 studies, indicating an overall prevalence of cognitive impairment at 27.1% (95% CI [20.4 - 34.9%1). Significant heterogeneity was observed (P = 0, I2 = 100%) (Fig. 2 and Fig. S3.1). Subgroup analyses based on follow-up periods reported prevalence rates of 27.4% for 6 to 9 months, 23.1% for 9 to 12 months, and 33.1% for periods greater than 12 months (Table 1, Fig. S3.2). By disease severity, rates were 23.4% for severe (ICU admission), 23.7%
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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i dunno, but i have dinosaur in my mentions replying to a poster i blocked trying to compare last night’s interactions and today’s discussion of it to “cop behavior”
It's like a cop punching someone, and when they punch back they arrest them for assaulting a Police Officer Are they really still going? Everything settled down last night pretty quickly, then almost 24 hours later they tried to start things up again and I finally blocked. I think it was an attempt for them to separate the things she did, from the responses to them.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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meanwhile we’ve got walmart mike pulling a hotdog guy
Michael Paulauski posting Check out the absolute fuckin' weirdos coming out of the woodworks on this one. which quotes a post by Head Engineer that reads: Do you think there's a supervisory board for social workers someplace that would find it deeply unethical that you spend time around at-risk kids and then go online to cosplay as an at-risk kid to harass people? | mean jfc, If I knew an adult in charge of my kid acted like you do, l'd call the cops. Tim Robinson dressed in a hot dog suit from a sketch on I Think You Should Leave where he says “we’re all trying to find the guy who did this.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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even leftist men insist on declaring petty victories when women get bored with them. just this weird desire to have the last word.
Michael Paulauski posts And now that the dogpile has roundly failed and l've refused to bite at the "gotchas", this group slinks back off to find their next lolcow. which quotes: This rapid deescalation is the next phase now that the dogpile failed.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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PLUR1BUS (2025)
A poster for the Apply TV+ show Pluribus a bright yellow background featuring the face of a blonde haired white woman yelling.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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crushed it
The Innocence Test Heathen (73) you like to have a good time, but know when to reign yourself in. good for you. just don't make too many bad choices.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM