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Rest well Darth! We will take care of each other in your stead. We'll miss you and will be here when you return. ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is beautiful planning
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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In 2025, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, a government agency mostly known for exploding turkeys, announced the existence of a secret joint museum built with a regional sewer district from Northeast Ohio...
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Huzzah!
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
One year, my sister in law attempted to help in the kitchen without asking our very "it's MY kitchen" mother in law if she actually wanted help. Rarely have I ever exited a room so quickly.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM