Elon Muscular
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Elon Muscular
@csmayhew.bsky.social
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"During In Living Color’s first season, a marketing impresario approached Fox with an idea that would stick it to CBS, the NFL rights holder and Super Bowl carrier that Murdoch had in his sights: a special episode of In Living Color that would air opposite the Super Bowl intermission."
time to remind everybody that the Super Bowl halftime show only exists in this grandiose fashion because a tv show called "In Living Color" stole the ratings from the NFL; the execs notoriously said, "get me Michael Jackson's agent" and thus began all the pomp

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
‘We stole the Super Bowl audience’: how In Living Color pulled off the greatest heist in US TV history
Turning Point USA is plotting its own half-time broadcast in defiance of Bad Bunny – but one of TV’s Blackest shows already perfected the alt-cast in 1992
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Welcome comrade DPW
Squirrel Hill. 5858 Northumberland Street - Zone 4 station. The zone Lt just said that earlier DPW plowed the street and in the process just made a snow bank that they can't get their cars past. They're stuck.
January 26, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Fanone's book is very good.
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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At the end of this we're going to have to Clockwork Orange former ICE Agents into watching the entire run of Mister Rogers
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Kids don't track stand at lights anymore, because of woke.
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Heading into another week in January like
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Maybe I won't buy the wifi on my flight today...
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I was thinking about how to address Wout's flat at Azencross but mainly ended up reinventing Tufo's in my head.
December 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I was gonna ask Nicole Reinhart out when we had a day off at Superweek. I ran the idea past Jose Alcala and without even taking the hat off his napping head he said "you have a better chance of becoming a Jedi Knight."
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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If they had only listened.
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Fetterman could sell Pittsburgh to Ohio and PA would STILL have dodged a bullet with this guy.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Cycling jackets with vertical zipper pockets should come with a $100 debit card to cover whatever item you inevitably lose from said pocket when you forget to zip it up.
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Driving at 10:00 pm in July: being out on a summer evening feels amazing

Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Double fasted workout day" is amazing influencer speak for your disordered eating.
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
So many cycling brands stopped making fully waterproof jackets, saying people don't ride in the rain. I doubt that, but even so can you imagine, say, Arc'teryx saying "hey you're just going to the bar you don't need this" in their ad copy ?
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I was lacing up my shoes to ride and felt my back pop if you were wondering what almost 50 is like.
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's funny to me that of all the dumb stuff cyclists wear shoe covers are undefeated in getting the most looks and puzzled stares.
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We're only doing this for two weeks to flatten the day light curve.
November 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Peak Pittsburgh
Downtown. Fifth Ave. Caller says that they see out of towners. Caller says they're suspicious.
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I wish I had 1/10th of the self esteem of the people that park in front of our fire trucks.
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I got to demo one of those portable electric bike pumps today and my main takeaway waa they are louder than a Magic Wand with a broken muffler.
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
#Cross hasn't truly #come until a road Cat 1 does a 3/4 cross race and declares "cross is fun" .
October 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM