Shannon Cornelius
@cshannon25.bsky.social
New Brunswick bunny mom with an obsession with crime shows and an ADHD diagnosis just trying to act normal in an abnormal world. Opinions are my own. She/her
I still say they have the best spin dip in the city (after my homemade of course 😉)
I am with you there. Our number one option for a chain is Montana's, and it's not even close.
January 28, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I still say they have the best spin dip in the city (after my homemade of course 😉)
Quote post gif with a clue where you're from…
January 24, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Quote post gif with a clue where you're from…
I’m always happy when the Packers don’t make it to the playoffs, but it’s extra special this weekend knowing my brother’s team got beat out by his roommate’s.
I really wish I could’ve been a fly on the wall in their apartment last night as they watched the game.
I really wish I could’ve been a fly on the wall in their apartment last night as they watched the game.
January 11, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I’m always happy when the Packers don’t make it to the playoffs, but it’s extra special this weekend knowing my brother’s team got beat out by his roommate’s.
I really wish I could’ve been a fly on the wall in their apartment last night as they watched the game.
I really wish I could’ve been a fly on the wall in their apartment last night as they watched the game.
I always considered myself fairly decent at math. But nothing makes me feel dumber than standing in the grocery store trying to do the math to figure out which is the best deal on paper towel.
January 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I always considered myself fairly decent at math. But nothing makes me feel dumber than standing in the grocery store trying to do the math to figure out which is the best deal on paper towel.
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FESTIVE REMINDER: Treating a cashier like garbage won't fix:
1) Grocery prices
2) The line up
3) A wonky cart wheel
4) Any future inconveniences in your life
5) You leaving it until the last minute
6) You being a piece of shit
1) Grocery prices
2) The line up
3) A wonky cart wheel
4) Any future inconveniences in your life
5) You leaving it until the last minute
6) You being a piece of shit
December 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
FESTIVE REMINDER: Treating a cashier like garbage won't fix:
1) Grocery prices
2) The line up
3) A wonky cart wheel
4) Any future inconveniences in your life
5) You leaving it until the last minute
6) You being a piece of shit
1) Grocery prices
2) The line up
3) A wonky cart wheel
4) Any future inconveniences in your life
5) You leaving it until the last minute
6) You being a piece of shit
I’m trying to be good and not buy the video game I want because I’m sure there will be Steam gift cards under the tree for me. But the email I got this morning informing me it’s 50% off until Dec. 18 is making it really hard not to…
December 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I’m trying to be good and not buy the video game I want because I’m sure there will be Steam gift cards under the tree for me. But the email I got this morning informing me it’s 50% off until Dec. 18 is making it really hard not to…
How do you have the “It’s almost Christmas, why don’t you wait and see what your get before you buy that,” conversation with your parents?
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
How do you have the “It’s almost Christmas, why don’t you wait and see what your get before you buy that,” conversation with your parents?
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with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
This is my annual reminder to all drivers: Driving with your vehicle partially covered in snow is not only illegal, it also makes you an ass. Clean your damn car off!
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November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is my annual reminder to all drivers: Driving with your vehicle partially covered in snow is not only illegal, it also makes you an ass. Clean your damn car off!
Woke up this morning to see the Pats beat the Jets last night and I have no meetings today. Willing this to be a good day.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Woke up this morning to see the Pats beat the Jets last night and I have no meetings today. Willing this to be a good day.
I want it 🫣
Valve has brought the Steam Machine back, and this time it's an impressive, compact, SteamOS-powered box that aims to further bridge the gap between gaming PCs and consoles. We went to Valve to try it out.
Check out our first hands-on impressions:
Check out our first hands-on impressions:
Steam Machine Hands-On: First Impressions of Valve’s New Console-Like Gaming PC
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November 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I want it 🫣
I can’t say for certain that getting wine drunk and watching The Princess Diaries will solve all my problems. But I also can’t say for certain that it won’t so I’m willing to give it a try.
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I can’t say for certain that getting wine drunk and watching The Princess Diaries will solve all my problems. But I also can’t say for certain that it won’t so I’m willing to give it a try.
I have never seen the Lion King.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I have never seen the Lion King.
September 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Pizza, chicken and radler, what better way to celebrate the first Football Sunday of the year 🏈
September 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Pizza, chicken and radler, what better way to celebrate the first Football Sunday of the year 🏈
Very thankful today for the audio filtering of Microsoft Teams so no one else in my meetings has to listen to the mooing cows at the Exhibition grounds.
September 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Very thankful today for the audio filtering of Microsoft Teams so no one else in my meetings has to listen to the mooing cows at the Exhibition grounds.
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L'extrême droite en un meme.
September 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
L'extrême droite en un meme.
Joined my first Fantasy league and the draft is on Monday night so naturally my entire weekend will be spent analyzing and trying to learn everything I can about fantasy football 🏈
August 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Joined my first Fantasy league and the draft is on Monday night so naturally my entire weekend will be spent analyzing and trying to learn everything I can about fantasy football 🏈
Scammers out here using time travelling technology to warn me they couldn’t deliver my package.
August 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Scammers out here using time travelling technology to warn me they couldn’t deliver my package.
A maritime delicacy 👌😍
Is Hodge Podge a...
A) soup
B) stew
C) casserole
D) other
A) soup
B) stew
C) casserole
D) other
August 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
A maritime delicacy 👌😍
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I really can't see Katy Perry farting around in a Canadian Tire store on a Tuesday morning.
July 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I really can't see Katy Perry farting around in a Canadian Tire store on a Tuesday morning.
I’ve lost all faith in our court system today. This is fucking unbelievable.
July 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’ve lost all faith in our court system today. This is fucking unbelievable.
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Heads up to survivors in Canada: Tomorrow (07.24) at around 10am EST, the verdict comes out for the Hockey Canada trial.
It's gonna be huge news either way, so take care of yourself.
Trial Qs is basically "Does the legal system understand coercion?" so either way, the discourse will be a doozy.
It's gonna be huge news either way, so take care of yourself.
Trial Qs is basically "Does the legal system understand coercion?" so either way, the discourse will be a doozy.
July 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Heads up to survivors in Canada: Tomorrow (07.24) at around 10am EST, the verdict comes out for the Hockey Canada trial.
It's gonna be huge news either way, so take care of yourself.
Trial Qs is basically "Does the legal system understand coercion?" so either way, the discourse will be a doozy.
It's gonna be huge news either way, so take care of yourself.
Trial Qs is basically "Does the legal system understand coercion?" so either way, the discourse will be a doozy.