Chris Schleicher
@cschleicher.bsky.social
TV writer/performer: Mindy Project, Never Have I Ever, Saved by the Bell, and more. I’m young and I love to be young.
I guest hosted on today’s new episode of Keep It with @louisvirtel.bsky.social and certified lunatic Gus Hickey! Listen as we fall into a folie à deux discussing Grammys, All’s Fair, Lux, Frankenstein, and for some reason the 2019 Madonna song God Control.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I guest hosted on today’s new episode of Keep It with @louisvirtel.bsky.social and certified lunatic Gus Hickey! Listen as we fall into a folie à deux discussing Grammys, All’s Fair, Lux, Frankenstein, and for some reason the 2019 Madonna song God Control.
Is it me? Am I the drama? I don't think I'm the drama... Maybe I am. Am I the villain? I don't think I'm the villain. #johnproctoristhevillain
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Is it me? Am I the drama? I don't think I'm the drama... Maybe I am. Am I the villain? I don't think I'm the villain. #johnproctoristhevillain
Me talking to a twentysomething at the bar
September 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Me talking to a twentysomething at the bar
My feelings on Survivor Australia vs the World
August 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My feelings on Survivor Australia vs the World
Just finished the And Just Like That series finale
August 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just finished the And Just Like That series finale
Dinah Manoff maybe my fave one scene performance in any movie
August 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Dinah Manoff maybe my fave one scene performance in any movie
This week’s themes were “women surrounded by men who think they know better” and “stuck on a weird island” (counting Great Britain as a weird island).
August 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This week’s themes were “women surrounded by men who think they know better” and “stuck on a weird island” (counting Great Britain as a weird island).
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 8:06 AM
This is where I post from
At this point, the Criterion Channel needs to be named in my will.
July 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
At this point, the Criterion Channel needs to be named in my will.
This revival of Sunset Blvd landing during the collapse of Hollywood feels as eerily apt as the Chicago revival landing right after the OJ trial
July 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
This revival of Sunset Blvd landing during the collapse of Hollywood feels as eerily apt as the Chicago revival landing right after the OJ trial
I haven’t known a moment’s peace this week
June 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I haven’t known a moment’s peace this week
When I see y’all calling Dakota Johnson a “bad actress”
June 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
When I see y’all calling Dakota Johnson a “bad actress”
Left off a lot of my faves because I did it off the top of my head but this is generally where I’m at
June 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Left off a lot of my faves because I did it off the top of my head but this is generally where I’m at
How it feels to be the only one of your friends watching Love Island UK because everyone else is watching Love Island USA
June 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
How it feels to be the only one of your friends watching Love Island UK because everyone else is watching Love Island USA
Billy Bigelow is up for the job
June 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Billy Bigelow is up for the job
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
June 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
Happy No Kings Day from France! Learning a lot here about how to deal with tyrants 😇
June 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Happy No Kings Day from France! Learning a lot here about how to deal with tyrants 😇
I don’t meet enough dogs named Diane.
June 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t meet enough dogs named Diane.
Some of y'all can't handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Some of y'all can't handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows
Saturn’s son is lowkey caked up
May 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Saturn’s son is lowkey caked up