Chris Schleicher
@cschleicher.bsky.social
TV writer/performer: Mindy Project, Never Have I Ever, Saved by the Bell, and more. I’m young and I love to be young.
I guest hosted on today’s new episode of Keep It with @louisvirtel.bsky.social and certified lunatic Gus Hickey! Listen as we fall into a folie à deux discussing Grammys, All’s Fair, Lux, Frankenstein, and for some reason the 2019 Madonna song God Control.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I guest hosted on today’s new episode of Keep It with @louisvirtel.bsky.social and certified lunatic Gus Hickey! Listen as we fall into a folie à deux discussing Grammys, All’s Fair, Lux, Frankenstein, and for some reason the 2019 Madonna song God Control.
When you’re going through Hell, keep an eye out for any amazing sales in their lovely stores!
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When you’re going through Hell, keep an eye out for any amazing sales in their lovely stores!
Yes, it’s hard to motivate to go to the gym. And while I’m doing it, it’s torture. But the feeling after? Even worse. No part of this is good.
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Yes, it’s hard to motivate to go to the gym. And while I’m doing it, it’s torture. But the feeling after? Even worse. No part of this is good.
Is it me? Am I the drama? I don't think I'm the drama... Maybe I am. Am I the villain? I don't think I'm the villain. #johnproctoristhevillain
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Is it me? Am I the drama? I don't think I'm the drama... Maybe I am. Am I the villain? I don't think I'm the villain. #johnproctoristhevillain
Sometimes it feels like I’m the only gay guy without an acclaimed off-Broadway show.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sometimes it feels like I’m the only gay guy without an acclaimed off-Broadway show.
One must imagine Cookie Puss happy
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
One must imagine Cookie Puss happy
You are your ancestors’ wildest dreams. You are your descendants’ deepest cringe.
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You are your ancestors’ wildest dreams. You are your descendants’ deepest cringe.
Oh, you’re a morning person? How capitalist.
October 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh, you’re a morning person? How capitalist.
I should be able to pay extra to get notes on my singing from the human who’s remotely operating my Waymo
October 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I should be able to pay extra to get notes on my singing from the human who’s remotely operating my Waymo
An important thing for my mental health has been to switch from an age-based metric of self-worth to a LOOKS-based metric.
October 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
An important thing for my mental health has been to switch from an age-based metric of self-worth to a LOOKS-based metric.
Gen Z is cool and all but have they ever killed the diamond industry
September 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Gen Z is cool and all but have they ever killed the diamond industry
Reposted by Chris Schleicher
WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Reposted by Chris Schleicher
reading a book about china. apparently the government there has sent federal forces into cities, taken shares of major private enterprises, slapped tariffs on industries, and pressured media outlets to fire people they politically disagreed with. didn’t know this.
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
reading a book about china. apparently the government there has sent federal forces into cities, taken shares of major private enterprises, slapped tariffs on industries, and pressured media outlets to fire people they politically disagreed with. didn’t know this.
Reposted by Chris Schleicher
my house is literally on pretty girl avenue btw
September 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
my house is literally on pretty girl avenue btw
For every second they waste checking in YET AGAIN on this awful Emmys bit, I'm donating money to the Nakamura Foundation.
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
For every second they waste checking in YET AGAIN on this awful Emmys bit, I'm donating money to the Nakamura Foundation.
Sometimes the author photo ruins the whole experience.
September 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Sometimes the author photo ruins the whole experience.
We teach Christophers to shrink themselves. To write their name as “Chris S” on the karaoke sign-up sheet…
September 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We teach Christophers to shrink themselves. To write their name as “Chris S” on the karaoke sign-up sheet…
Me talking to a twentysomething at the bar
September 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Me talking to a twentysomething at the bar
Watching K-Popped. I’m concerned Patti Labelle thought she was doing a soul competition and not a competition in Seoul.
August 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Watching K-Popped. I’m concerned Patti Labelle thought she was doing a soul competition and not a competition in Seoul.
My feelings on Survivor Australia vs the World
August 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My feelings on Survivor Australia vs the World
Sometimes it’s nice to wander NYC and think to yourself, “Wow! I really could not live here!”
August 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sometimes it’s nice to wander NYC and think to yourself, “Wow! I really could not live here!”
Nice try, that is a Zoombini about to go on a logical journey
August 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Nice try, that is a Zoombini about to go on a logical journey
Stanning Zara Larsson is a trauma response
August 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Stanning Zara Larsson is a trauma response
The discreet charm of being in a shoes-on household
August 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The discreet charm of being in a shoes-on household