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Chris Rywalt
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Long time online writer, artist, cartoonist, and irritant. Not a "content creator".

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New WTFA: Happy Cranksgiving!
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Your Humble Author is wearing a Pilgrim hat and talking to a large turkey with a shocked expression on its face. Your Humble Author: The last time I did a Thanksgiving comic was eight years ago, and I gotta say, things are not looking good. Your Humble Author: I'm trying to think of anything at all to be thankful for but dang, it's difficult. Every feeling of hope I get reminds me of all the other times I was hopeful, like when Trump was impeached, or that time Trump was impeached, or when that one lawyer guy had Trump dead to rights, or when that other lawyer guy had Trump dead to rights, or that lawyer lady. Or August of 2024. Your Humble Author: Who was it that said hope is the thing with feathers? Turkey: We're TOTALLY FUCKED.
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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We just re-watched Home Alone 2 and I was struck by how much the then-Trump-owned Plaza lobby looks like the current White House.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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New WTFA: Big Balls, we hardly knew you
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#DOGE
Doge: So the Department Of Government Efficiency shut down eight months early. Doge: Now DOGE can become what it was always going to be: An obscure reference in a history textbook, a brief era of utter destruction forgotten, like the Brooks Brothers Riot or the Patrolmen's Benevolent Association Riot, only somehow official. Doge: And just like other terrible events with bad long-range consequences, no one will be held responsible. That's America, baby!
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Sunday 2AM, November 23, 2025
Wait, when did you grow up?
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George, Annie, and Esme are playing a board game. George, speaking to Esme: You know, I remember when you were born. We brought you home and even then you had your own stubborn ideas. George: But even so you were such a sweet kid, with your adorable gap-toothed smile -- George: So happy and fun, always lighting up every room. What happened to that kid? Esme: She grew up to catch you stalling in the hope she'll forget you changed the rules. George: Did not! Meanwhile Annie is writing on a board. Annie: I'm gonna go ahead and put myself down as the winner here --
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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New WTFA: Uniform Code of Don't Read This
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#UCMJ
Orange Meanie: I never said Democratic lawmakers should be executed. Toad: Responding to a video made by Democrats you "truthed" "SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!" Orange Meanie: What they did was really bad, and Dangerous to our Country. Toad: Saying that enlisted persons should disobey illegal orders is explicitly following the Uniform Code of Military Justice. Orange Meanie: Playing by the rules is punishable by death! Toad: Never tell people their rights and responsibilities, got it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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New WTFA: All evil, no genius
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#Epstein
Fisher: What if the Republicans are playing 76-dimensional chess with the Epstein files? Raccoon: I don't think anyone needs to work that hard to discombobulate the Democrats. Fisher: What if they know there's nothing in them but innuendo, creepiness, and bad spelling, and the whole shutdown was a ruse to make it seem like they were hiding something really damning.... Raccoon: That's a lot of unnecessary work to get Dems to put all their eggs in a basket without a bottom. Fisher: Now the Democrats will look really stupid, betting so heavily on the Epstein files! Raccoon: If you really want to make Dems look stupid, you only need to wait for them to do it themselves.
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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New WTFA: He hasn't barked but he may have pooped the bed.
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#Epstein
Cat: I want you to realize the dog that hasn't barked is Trump. Dog: Now Trump says he wants the Republicans to vote to release the Epstein Files...because they were going to do that regardless. Poster: H.R.4405 - Epstein Files Transparency Act Cat: Of course Trump knew about the girls as he asked Ghislaine to stop. Dog: Are these emails hearsay? Does anyone know? Is there still enough rule of law in the U.S. for it to matter? Poster: "An inmate who trains puppies to become service dogs was instructed to provide one to Maxwell for a time so she could play with the puppy, even though neither inmates nor staff are ordinarily allowed to pet the service dogs in training." Cat: If Trump says he hasn't been on the plane or to the house, then that gives Epstein valuable P.R. and political currency. Dog: Enigmas never age but blackmailers spoil quickly. Poster: "The Democrats were Epstein's friends, all of them, and it's a hoax." -- Trump
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Sunday 2AM, November 16, 2025
Welcome to family game night!
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Esme, George, and Annie are playing a card game at a table. Esme: That's NEVER been the rule! George: Au contraire, that's always been the rule. Esme: You're changing it just because it would help me win! George: Yeah, I've spent your whole life letting you win to improve your confidence. Until now. Esme: All the times we've played -- George: It's always been -- Annie: Guys! Guys! Please, can we stop? Annie: Please stop fighting. It's just a game. Let's just move on to the part where I win.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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New WTFA: Epstein? Epstein! Epstein.
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#Epstein
Two alligators in suits are talking. Alligator: Epstein. Two alligators in suits are talking. Alligator: Epstein? Alligator: Epstein. Four alligators in suits are talking. Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein? Alligator: Epstein. Eight alligators in suits are talking. Alligator: Epstein? Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein! Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein? Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein. Alligator: Epstein.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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New WTFA: We're taking no chances
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#DemocratsCaved
We can see the entrance to a dark cave. Outside there's a sign reading "THE DEMOCRATS ARE IN". The Democrats: Hey there, your elected Democrats here. We're just going to be staying in our cave. The Democrats: We know that the shutdown is life and death for some of you. Maybe it's about your access to necessary medicine or maybe you can't afford enough food. Maybe you can't get the money to rebuild after the flood and maybe you won't get to see your family this Thanksgiving. The Democrats: The important thing is, our seats are safe.
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I got a new flag holder and it's a windy night.
A large genderfluid flag and a smaller United States flag fly in front of a shabby green house
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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New WTFA: I'll be in the Democratic cave
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#Shutdown
Rabbit: Well, Dems caved on the shutdown. Rabbit: But wait, what if it's actually good strategy? Rabbit: I'll bite. Explain. Rabbit: The House of Representatives has been out of office for weeks. If they keep it shut now the G.O.P. must accept blame for the shutdown. But if they open it, boom, the votes are there to release the Epstein Files. Rabbit: Are the Epstein Files the new Jack Smith, who was the new Robert Mueller, who was the new Merrick Garland? Rabbit: It's gonna work this time, I'm sure of it!
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Sunday 2AM, November 9, 2025
What a revolting development!
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George comes into the kitchen carrying a warty gooseneck squash. Esme looks up from her cereal bowl. George: Check it out - this is the only thing to escape the depredations of the squirrels. George: What should we do with it? Think we can eat it? Esme: Ew no Esme: If even the squirrels don't want it, I think you should chuck it. The warty gooseneck squash sits atop the trash in the garbage can. Squash: Well, this is undignified.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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New WTFA: And make it snappy!
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#SNAP
The Orange Meanie is showing off his Infinity Gauntlet to Toad. Orange Meanie: The court says I have to do the whole SNAP so here it is, I'm gonna do the whole snap. Toad: Thanos had some good ideas. Orange Meanie: The Infinity Stones aren't real, but the gold is. If you don't use 24-karat gold it doesn't look good. Toad: The hungry children will be relieved to hear that. Orange Meanie: Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, 'freak out' when they see the quality and beauty. Toad: I'm sure that's why they're freaking out.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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New WTFA: The pendulum swings
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#BlueWave
Tanuki: Republicans and their pet causes really got beat in voting yesterday! Fox: How's it feel to win all the unimportant things? Tanuki: It wasn't just that the Dems won. They wrecked the G.O.P. like Gozilla versus Bambi. Fox: It's just the typical pendulum swinging. Tanuki: It makes me wonder if the 2024 election really was rigged.... Fox: Hey, that's our thing. Stay in your lane!
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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New WTFA: Warriors! Come out to play!
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Bulldog: I was never trained to be a warrior. I was trained to be a soldier. Bulldog: Too many people don't know the difference. Bulldog: Soldiers are citizens who train and work as professionals. Warriors are people who enjoy fighting and the culture of war. Bulldog: Historically in wars between soldiers and warriors, it goes badly for warriors. Bulldog: So Hegseth and the Republicans want us to be weaker. Bulldog: This is what happens when you elect small, soft men.
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Sunday 2AM, November 2, 2025
"I never thought squirrels would eat MY face!"
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Two jack-o-lanterns and a warty gooseneck squash are on a stoop. Jack-O-Lantern: Here comes an evil spirit! A squirrel peeks into the panel. Jack-O-Lantern: Now you'll see how vicious and horrible it is when it sinks its fangs into your warty flesh! The squirrel is going to town eating the first jack-o-lantern. Jack-O-Lantern: AIEE! My beautiful face! The squirrel is leaving. Jack-O-Lantern: This is unfair. Warty squash: He seems nice.
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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New WTFA: Don't bring politics into this!
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Two skeletons are talking. First Skeleton: Happy Halloween! You know what's really scary? Second Skeleton: Trump recruiting and equipping a private militia of masked goons willing to commit violence against their fellow citizens? First Skeleton: I was going to say spiders, but okay.
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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QRP with your dark art
October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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New WTFA: Wardrobe malfunction
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#Nazis
(Two penguins wearing costumes are talking. One has a Red Skull mask, one has a Loki helmet.) Penguin: People are looking at Border Patrol's Gregory Bovino and calling him a cosplay Nazi. Penguin: People forget how much the original Nazis liked to play dress-up. Penguin: They loved to get gussied up in their leather greatcoats with their Totenkopfe and their Hugo Boss shit. Penguin: They thought it made them look cool while they murdered children, women, and starving old men. Penguin: Nope! They're ACTUAL NAZIS. Penguin: So people dressed like Nazis aren't goofing around like your friend going to ComicCon as Thanos.
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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New WTFA: Take me to your leader
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#republicanshutdown
Least Weasel: The Democrats are required to open the government. They keep saying Republicans are in charge of government. We aren't. Not in the Senate. Sixty votes control the Senate, not a bare majority. Least Weasel: We Republicans may control the White House. Trump may have fired everyone in the executive branch who isn't slavishly loyal to him. We may have majorities in the legislature and we've taken over most of the courts, including the Supreme one. Least Weasel: I'm never calling the House back and we've bulldozed the White House and it's all your fault. Least Weasel: I hope you feel terrible.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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New Sunday 2AM
Refine THIS
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Two jack-o-lanterns and one crookneck squash are sitting on porch steps. Lego Skull Jack-o-lantern: We don't need this highfalutin decorative nonsense! Crookneck squash: You simply don't understand refinement. Lego Skull Jack-o-lantern: Refinement? REFINEMENT?! Lego Skull Jack-o-lantern: You look like hardened goblin snot! Goofy Jack-o-lantern: That sounds seasonally appropriate, actually.
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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New WTFA: Time to call it
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#democracy
Hippo: I feel I've maintained something of a feeling of equanimity in the face of all the Trumpism of the past JESUS CHRIST TEN YEARS. But today I realize: It's over. Hippo: Partial destruction of the White House, high seas murder in the Caribbean, ICE gearing up with serious military gear, the deployments in American cities, the shutdown, the closing of the House of Representatives. Turns out the most small-d democratic institution in the federal government is controlled by one small man and he just ended it. The Democrats are still fighting to seat one Representative like it matters. Hippo: There may be more elections. There will continue to be courts. But none of it will matter to the executive. Democracy in America is dead.
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM