Crystal D Smith - Yotei Hotei
@crystaldsmith.bsky.social
Sith Lord Darth Smitheous - Videogame Junky, People Enjoyer, Fun Haver, Animal Lover, Adorkable
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Howdy y'all! Here's a few random things to get to know me better 👇🏻
💙 Videogames, philosophy, volunteering
🐶 6 rescue fur babies
📺 science, space, true crime
🎵 Vocal trance
🎮 RPGs & Interactive Dramas
🎬 The matrix, LoTR Trilogy
I genuinely love getting to know people
💙 Videogames, philosophy, volunteering
🐶 6 rescue fur babies
📺 science, space, true crime
🎵 Vocal trance
🎮 RPGs & Interactive Dramas
🎬 The matrix, LoTR Trilogy
I genuinely love getting to know people
Coldplay is at it again
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Coldplay is at it again
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm very excited for GTAVI.
It will likely be the last GTA game I'll have access to before I'm in a nursing home.
It will likely be the last GTA game I'll have access to before I'm in a nursing home.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm very excited for GTAVI.
It will likely be the last GTA game I'll have access to before I'm in a nursing home.
It will likely be the last GTA game I'll have access to before I'm in a nursing home.
Happiest of birthdays to my brother from another mother. Mr Jonathon Oatmeal Hotdog Ass Esquire PhD Fart Fucker.
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happiest of birthdays to my brother from another mother. Mr Jonathon Oatmeal Hotdog Ass Esquire PhD Fart Fucker.
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
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November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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FINALLY!!!!!
About to make me some hoe pasta
About to make me some hoe pasta
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
FINALLY!!!!!
About to make me some hoe pasta
About to make me some hoe pasta
What do you like better, Jell-O or pudding?
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What do you like better, Jell-O or pudding?
The Outer Worlds 2 has assigned me so many flaws that I'm beginning to develop a complex.
Y'all need to chill out, Obsidian. I'm starting to take some of these personally.
Y'all need to chill out, Obsidian. I'm starting to take some of these personally.
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Outer Worlds 2 has assigned me so many flaws that I'm beginning to develop a complex.
Y'all need to chill out, Obsidian. I'm starting to take some of these personally.
Y'all need to chill out, Obsidian. I'm starting to take some of these personally.
Y'all like my new shirt?
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Y'all like my new shirt?
Reposted by Crystal D Smith - Yotei Hotei
To put into perspective the wealth disparity in this country. If we convert dollars to seconds...
The median household net worth of 192k = 2.2 days
1 million = 11.6 days
1 billion = 32 years
And Elons networth of 500 billion = 15,854 years.
It's a fucking mess.
The median household net worth of 192k = 2.2 days
1 million = 11.6 days
1 billion = 32 years
And Elons networth of 500 billion = 15,854 years.
It's a fucking mess.
Crazy to think how $1000 would help me immensely right now but there's people out there who view $1000 as a single penny.
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
To put into perspective the wealth disparity in this country. If we convert dollars to seconds...
The median household net worth of 192k = 2.2 days
1 million = 11.6 days
1 billion = 32 years
And Elons networth of 500 billion = 15,854 years.
It's a fucking mess.
The median household net worth of 192k = 2.2 days
1 million = 11.6 days
1 billion = 32 years
And Elons networth of 500 billion = 15,854 years.
It's a fucking mess.
Happiest of Happy Birthdays to my darling @fernyfern.bsky.social
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happiest of Happy Birthdays to my darling @fernyfern.bsky.social
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
Such a beautiful soul, inside and out. Funny as hell, too.
May your day be filled with love, laughter, and succulents.
Your little gay petal hopes you have the greatest day.
🎉💙🫂
A big birthday shout-out to @samplaysgames.bsky.social
I sometimes get the "I can't do it" attitude. Sam has been someone whose determination I've admired.
When I have those days, his presence reminds me that we CAN do hard things.
He's a treasure. Worth getting to know, if you don't already.
I sometimes get the "I can't do it" attitude. Sam has been someone whose determination I've admired.
When I have those days, his presence reminds me that we CAN do hard things.
He's a treasure. Worth getting to know, if you don't already.
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A big birthday shout-out to @samplaysgames.bsky.social
I sometimes get the "I can't do it" attitude. Sam has been someone whose determination I've admired.
When I have those days, his presence reminds me that we CAN do hard things.
He's a treasure. Worth getting to know, if you don't already.
I sometimes get the "I can't do it" attitude. Sam has been someone whose determination I've admired.
When I have those days, his presence reminds me that we CAN do hard things.
He's a treasure. Worth getting to know, if you don't already.
Happy birthday to the amazing and talented Gordon Goldenlocks @gamedadvii.bsky.social
A real homie whose radiance lights up an entire lobby.
Love you, my dude. Happiest of Birthdays.
A real homie whose radiance lights up an entire lobby.
Love you, my dude. Happiest of Birthdays.
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy birthday to the amazing and talented Gordon Goldenlocks @gamedadvii.bsky.social
A real homie whose radiance lights up an entire lobby.
Love you, my dude. Happiest of Birthdays.
A real homie whose radiance lights up an entire lobby.
Love you, my dude. Happiest of Birthdays.
I wanted to introduce my The Outer Worlds 2 character.
This is Shirley. Shirley Gay.
A suave, smooth talking roustabout. She's witty, charismatic and great with a pistol.
Her hobbies include Lockpicking, Exploring, Scissoring, and Tactical Time Dilating.
This is Shirley. Shirley Gay.
A suave, smooth talking roustabout. She's witty, charismatic and great with a pistol.
Her hobbies include Lockpicking, Exploring, Scissoring, and Tactical Time Dilating.
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I wanted to introduce my The Outer Worlds 2 character.
This is Shirley. Shirley Gay.
A suave, smooth talking roustabout. She's witty, charismatic and great with a pistol.
Her hobbies include Lockpicking, Exploring, Scissoring, and Tactical Time Dilating.
This is Shirley. Shirley Gay.
A suave, smooth talking roustabout. She's witty, charismatic and great with a pistol.
Her hobbies include Lockpicking, Exploring, Scissoring, and Tactical Time Dilating.
A huge happy birthday to my little Rizzler brother from another mother @chronogam3r.bsky.social
I love you little homie; and I cherish all the hilarious gaming adventures we've shared along the way.
I love you little homie; and I cherish all the hilarious gaming adventures we've shared along the way.
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A huge happy birthday to my little Rizzler brother from another mother @chronogam3r.bsky.social
I love you little homie; and I cherish all the hilarious gaming adventures we've shared along the way.
I love you little homie; and I cherish all the hilarious gaming adventures we've shared along the way.
Freaking Sony cancelled most of their US tour.
They aren't automatically issuing refunds.
The original site where refunds could be requested has already been taken down.
More shade than the Amazon Rainforest
They aren't automatically issuing refunds.
The original site where refunds could be requested has already been taken down.
More shade than the Amazon Rainforest
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Freaking Sony cancelled most of their US tour.
They aren't automatically issuing refunds.
The original site where refunds could be requested has already been taken down.
More shade than the Amazon Rainforest
They aren't automatically issuing refunds.
The original site where refunds could be requested has already been taken down.
More shade than the Amazon Rainforest
I'm envious of those who enjoy colder weather this time of year.
Florida still has swamp ass weather.
I'll rate it 7 out of 10 Humidities.
Florida still has swamp ass weather.
I'll rate it 7 out of 10 Humidities.
October 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I'm envious of those who enjoy colder weather this time of year.
Florida still has swamp ass weather.
I'll rate it 7 out of 10 Humidities.
Florida still has swamp ass weather.
I'll rate it 7 out of 10 Humidities.
Out of curiosity, would any of you try any of these items?
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Out of curiosity, would any of you try any of these items?
My neighbors got a new vacuum robot, and the name it shows up as on the WiFi is Dustbin Beiber, and I am fucking howling 😂😭☠️😂
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My neighbors got a new vacuum robot, and the name it shows up as on the WiFi is Dustbin Beiber, and I am fucking howling 😂😭☠️😂
Playing a little Helldivers 2 this morning so I don't get too rusty.
A random named King Ass Ripper shot me in the ass with an auto cannon at extract and left me there.
And I'm not upset because I feel like, narratively, it fits
A random named King Ass Ripper shot me in the ass with an auto cannon at extract and left me there.
And I'm not upset because I feel like, narratively, it fits
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Playing a little Helldivers 2 this morning so I don't get too rusty.
A random named King Ass Ripper shot me in the ass with an auto cannon at extract and left me there.
And I'm not upset because I feel like, narratively, it fits
A random named King Ass Ripper shot me in the ass with an auto cannon at extract and left me there.
And I'm not upset because I feel like, narratively, it fits
Shit like this is one of the many reasons gaming is so goated.
October 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Shit like this is one of the many reasons gaming is so goated.
The weatherman keeps trying to tell me we should be feeling the difference in the weather.
Bitch, this shit is still 90 damned degrees and humid AF
IDC what number you say it is. It's still hotter than a witch's titty caught in a cauldron of boiling potion.
Bitch, this shit is still 90 damned degrees and humid AF
IDC what number you say it is. It's still hotter than a witch's titty caught in a cauldron of boiling potion.
October 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The weatherman keeps trying to tell me we should be feeling the difference in the weather.
Bitch, this shit is still 90 damned degrees and humid AF
IDC what number you say it is. It's still hotter than a witch's titty caught in a cauldron of boiling potion.
Bitch, this shit is still 90 damned degrees and humid AF
IDC what number you say it is. It's still hotter than a witch's titty caught in a cauldron of boiling potion.
IDK. I would have a lot of fun with Pepsi, Brazilian women, and cosplay
I mean….you never hear people bragging about having a good time with Pepsi & hookers 🤷🏻♂️
Pepsi > Coca Cola
Thank you.
Thank you.
October 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
IDK. I would have a lot of fun with Pepsi, Brazilian women, and cosplay
There's nothing wrong with being gay, either.
It's not a big deal. Love is love, and we can't control who we are attracted to.
Just don't be a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, hateful bitch ass closet case who hates the world because you are too afraid to admit that you hate yourself.
It's not a big deal. Love is love, and we can't control who we are attracted to.
Just don't be a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, hateful bitch ass closet case who hates the world because you are too afraid to admit that you hate yourself.
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There's nothing wrong with being gay, either.
It's not a big deal. Love is love, and we can't control who we are attracted to.
Just don't be a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, hateful bitch ass closet case who hates the world because you are too afraid to admit that you hate yourself.
It's not a big deal. Love is love, and we can't control who we are attracted to.
Just don't be a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, hateful bitch ass closet case who hates the world because you are too afraid to admit that you hate yourself.