Crystal D Smith - Yotei Hotei
@crystaldsmith.bsky.social
Sith Lord Darth Smitheous - Videogame Junky, People Enjoyer, Fun Haver, Animal Lover, Adorkable
TGJS Audio : https://anchor.fm/crystal-d-smith
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Howdy y'all! Here's a few random things to get to know me better 👇🏻
💙 Videogames, philosophy, volunteering
🐶 6 rescue fur babies
📺 science, space, true crime
🎵 Vocal trance
🎮 RPGs & Interactive Dramas
🎬 The matrix, LoTR Trilogy
I genuinely love getting to know people
💙 Videogames, philosophy, volunteering
🐶 6 rescue fur babies
📺 science, space, true crime
🎵 Vocal trance
🎮 RPGs & Interactive Dramas
🎬 The matrix, LoTR Trilogy
I genuinely love getting to know people
I'm fucking dying 😭😂☠️
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I'm fucking dying 😭😂☠️
Does Lune hover when she goes potty, or do you think she sits?
We REALLY need polls on this freaking app.
We REALLY need polls on this freaking app.
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Does Lune hover when she goes potty, or do you think she sits?
We REALLY need polls on this freaking app.
We REALLY need polls on this freaking app.
You know why I don't like red peppers?
Because they aren't cheeseburgers.
Because they aren't cheeseburgers.
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You know why I don't like red peppers?
Because they aren't cheeseburgers.
Because they aren't cheeseburgers.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
— Stephen Hawking
— Stephen Hawking
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
— Stephen Hawking
— Stephen Hawking
Logged into X to see a piece of gaming content. Checked the comments looking for more info, and was immediately met with an Advertisement campaign recruiting ICE Agents.
What a fucking clown show.
What a fucking clown show.
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Logged into X to see a piece of gaming content. Checked the comments looking for more info, and was immediately met with an Advertisement campaign recruiting ICE Agents.
What a fucking clown show.
What a fucking clown show.
If someone is ALWAYS the victim, but NEVER at fault 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If someone is ALWAYS the victim, but NEVER at fault 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
I just wanted everyone to know that I cooked one side of my grilled cheese sandwich too long, and now I feel like the whole day has been ruined.
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I just wanted everyone to know that I cooked one side of my grilled cheese sandwich too long, and now I feel like the whole day has been ruined.
You can't help people who don't want to be helped.
You can't teach people who don't want to learn.
You can't ask for rational thought from irrational people.
For your own sanity, know who and when to spend your energy on.
You can't teach people who don't want to learn.
You can't ask for rational thought from irrational people.
For your own sanity, know who and when to spend your energy on.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You can't help people who don't want to be helped.
You can't teach people who don't want to learn.
You can't ask for rational thought from irrational people.
For your own sanity, know who and when to spend your energy on.
You can't teach people who don't want to learn.
You can't ask for rational thought from irrational people.
For your own sanity, know who and when to spend your energy on.
It's been 4 years, but I remember it just like it was yesterday
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's been 4 years, but I remember it just like it was yesterday
LMFAO, this man deserves to have this cosplay recognized.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
LMFAO, this man deserves to have this cosplay recognized.
The drip in this game goes so fucking hard
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The drip in this game goes so fucking hard
Oh, look at the time.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oh, look at the time.
Ladies, I'm offering great rates on holiday rental lesbian services.
Need to convince your mom you found love?
Want to piss off homophobic Uncle Charlie?
Need a date for your cousin's holiday wedding?
Want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous?
Serious inquiries only
Need to convince your mom you found love?
Want to piss off homophobic Uncle Charlie?
Need a date for your cousin's holiday wedding?
Want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous?
Serious inquiries only
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ladies, I'm offering great rates on holiday rental lesbian services.
Need to convince your mom you found love?
Want to piss off homophobic Uncle Charlie?
Need a date for your cousin's holiday wedding?
Want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous?
Serious inquiries only
Need to convince your mom you found love?
Want to piss off homophobic Uncle Charlie?
Need a date for your cousin's holiday wedding?
Want to make your ex-boyfriend jealous?
Serious inquiries only
Hatred is an endless circle of fear and desperation.
It swallows like quicksand and spreads like wildfire.
It's discouraging to see how easily and freely some people spread it.
Freaking wankers
It swallows like quicksand and spreads like wildfire.
It's discouraging to see how easily and freely some people spread it.
Freaking wankers
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hatred is an endless circle of fear and desperation.
It swallows like quicksand and spreads like wildfire.
It's discouraging to see how easily and freely some people spread it.
Freaking wankers
It swallows like quicksand and spreads like wildfire.
It's discouraging to see how easily and freely some people spread it.
Freaking wankers
I just realized today that nobody will die a virgin because, at some point, life fucks us all.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I just realized today that nobody will die a virgin because, at some point, life fucks us all.
Coldplay is at it again
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Coldplay is at it again
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm very excited for GTAVI.
It will likely be the last GTA game I'll have access to before I'm in a nursing home.
It will likely be the last GTA game I'll have access to before I'm in a nursing home.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm very excited for GTAVI.
It will likely be the last GTA game I'll have access to before I'm in a nursing home.
It will likely be the last GTA game I'll have access to before I'm in a nursing home.
Happiest of birthdays to my brother from another mother. Mr Jonathon Oatmeal Hotdog Ass Esquire PhD Fart Fucker.
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happiest of birthdays to my brother from another mother. Mr Jonathon Oatmeal Hotdog Ass Esquire PhD Fart Fucker.
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
And for the record, he CAN do flips.
Happy birthday, homie. Love your fucking face. May you enjoy endless Dr. Pepper.
@hotdogass.fartfuckergaming.biz
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November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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FINALLY!!!!!
About to make me some hoe pasta
About to make me some hoe pasta
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
FINALLY!!!!!
About to make me some hoe pasta
About to make me some hoe pasta
What do you like better, Jell-O or pudding?
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What do you like better, Jell-O or pudding?
The Outer Worlds 2 has assigned me so many flaws that I'm beginning to develop a complex.
Y'all need to chill out, Obsidian. I'm starting to take some of these personally.
Y'all need to chill out, Obsidian. I'm starting to take some of these personally.
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Outer Worlds 2 has assigned me so many flaws that I'm beginning to develop a complex.
Y'all need to chill out, Obsidian. I'm starting to take some of these personally.
Y'all need to chill out, Obsidian. I'm starting to take some of these personally.
Y'all like my new shirt?
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Y'all like my new shirt?