Samson
@crystalcavesdk.bsky.social
Scratching up that tree. Systems Engineer and Software Developer. Gay, nerd and probably your Mum's favourite. (he/him). 🏳️🌈 🇦🇺
That would go against the Soon™ NDA and Secret Handshake….
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
That would go against the Soon™ NDA and Secret Handshake….
Old thinkpads are neat!
marge simpson from the simpsons is holding a potato and saying i just think they 're neat
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November 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Old thinkpads are neat!
Old thinkpads are neat!
marge simpson from the simpsons is holding a potato and saying i just think they 're neat
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November 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Old thinkpads are neat!
8GB of RAM? Pssshhh
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
8GB of RAM? Pssshhh
Hurr Hurr insert *bred* joke here
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Hurr Hurr insert *bred* joke here
I wonder why Ryobi doesn’t make pleasure devices….
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I wonder why Ryobi doesn’t make pleasure devices….
Tom Skerritt
a man with a mustache is wearing sunglasses
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October 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Tom Skerritt
Shamone! Hooooooh!
October 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Shamone! Hooooooh!
Ugh…. *hungry boner noises*
October 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Ugh…. *hungry boner noises*
He can jump farther too, which must mean something ;-)
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
He can jump farther too, which must mean something ;-)
The colonnade is gone now too.
October 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The colonnade is gone now too.
My autism would make the ice breaking even harder with you lol.
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
My autism would make the ice breaking even harder with you lol.
I collect vintage Macs, if you don’t want to hold onto it or plan on getting rid of it, let me know :-)
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I collect vintage Macs, if you don’t want to hold onto it or plan on getting rid of it, let me know :-)
Ah yeah…. Culture…. Yes….
October 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ah yeah…. Culture…. Yes….