Samson
@crystalcavesdk.bsky.social
Scratching up that tree. Systems Engineer and Software Developer. Gay, nerd and probably your Mum's favourite. (he/him). 🏳️🌈 🇦🇺
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October 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The Southern Face Shrine when Link learns the truth about Koholint Island, Marin and all those he has become friends with….
“Like a dream on the sleeper’s eye will burst like a bubble on a needle.”
“Castaway, you should know the truth!”
“What? Illusion?”
“Like a dream on the sleeper’s eye will burst like a bubble on a needle.”
“Castaway, you should know the truth!”
“What? Illusion?”
October 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The Southern Face Shrine when Link learns the truth about Koholint Island, Marin and all those he has become friends with….
“Like a dream on the sleeper’s eye will burst like a bubble on a needle.”
“Castaway, you should know the truth!”
“What? Illusion?”
“Like a dream on the sleeper’s eye will burst like a bubble on a needle.”
“Castaway, you should know the truth!”
“What? Illusion?”
Not anymore I’m not
October 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Not anymore I’m not
And now the world will forget about the war crimes committed by Netanyahu and his cronies.
And if you remind anybody about the atrocities, you’re an antisemite and enabler of Hamas.
🙄
And if you remind anybody about the atrocities, you’re an antisemite and enabler of Hamas.
🙄
October 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
And now the world will forget about the war crimes committed by Netanyahu and his cronies.
And if you remind anybody about the atrocities, you’re an antisemite and enabler of Hamas.
🙄
And if you remind anybody about the atrocities, you’re an antisemite and enabler of Hamas.
🙄
When someone doesn’t want to be friends because of your autism, but then claims that “Oh, I had an autistic husband and he wasn’t like you” is somehow a form of valid criticism and dismissal of the severity of said autism.
Somehow I’m the asshole for “not fighting for the friendship”.
WTH?
Somehow I’m the asshole for “not fighting for the friendship”.
WTH?
October 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
When someone doesn’t want to be friends because of your autism, but then claims that “Oh, I had an autistic husband and he wasn’t like you” is somehow a form of valid criticism and dismissal of the severity of said autism.
Somehow I’m the asshole for “not fighting for the friendship”.
WTH?
Somehow I’m the asshole for “not fighting for the friendship”.
WTH?
Queen Uberta lives rent free in my head.
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Queen Uberta lives rent free in my head.
I’ve had Swan Lake stuck in my head for the past twelve hours.
a man is holding a woman in a black dress
ALT: a man is holding a woman in a black dress
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October 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’ve had Swan Lake stuck in my head for the past twelve hours.
Writing a Laravel app to parse an Excel spreadsheet and send emails with customised reports.
Yeah, maybe not the intended use, but whatevs.
Yeah, maybe not the intended use, but whatevs.
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Writing a Laravel app to parse an Excel spreadsheet and send emails with customised reports.
Yeah, maybe not the intended use, but whatevs.
Yeah, maybe not the intended use, but whatevs.
Boomers and their taste in music.
a woman is singing into a microphone while a man sits at a keyboard in a store .
ALT: a woman is singing into a microphone while a man sits at a keyboard in a store .
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September 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Boomers and their taste in music.
The fact I can’t breathe through my nose is enough of an annoyance to someone that they don’t want to be my friend.
September 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The fact I can’t breathe through my nose is enough of an annoyance to someone that they don’t want to be my friend.
Sorry Tylenol babies…. Too bad your mum was in excruciating pain and had a fever.
In other news, the sky is blue and Tylenol doesn’t cause autism.
In other news, the sky is blue and Tylenol doesn’t cause autism.
September 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Sorry Tylenol babies…. Too bad your mum was in excruciating pain and had a fever.
In other news, the sky is blue and Tylenol doesn’t cause autism.
In other news, the sky is blue and Tylenol doesn’t cause autism.
Samus gets a FUCKING MOTORCYCLE?!?!?
Whaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!
Whaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!
September 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Samus gets a FUCKING MOTORCYCLE?!?!?
Whaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!
Whaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!
I should call him (a doctor)
September 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I should call him (a doctor)
“Welcome to Wondaria” in Kirby just slaps.
August 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“Welcome to Wondaria” in Kirby just slaps.
Burn the Rich.
With large solar powered magnifying glasses so it’s at least environmentally friendly.
With large solar powered magnifying glasses so it’s at least environmentally friendly.
August 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Burn the Rich.
With large solar powered magnifying glasses so it’s at least environmentally friendly.
With large solar powered magnifying glasses so it’s at least environmentally friendly.
When you hold your foreskin and make a pee balloon.
Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Victreebel www.serebii.net
August 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
When you hold your foreskin and make a pee balloon.
I’m not sure I can wait that long.
August 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I’m not sure I can wait that long.
Mecha Frieza getting double vision after getting sliced in half is peak anime to me.
a cartoon of a man with a sword on his back
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a sword on his back
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August 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Mecha Frieza getting double vision after getting sliced in half is peak anime to me.
I like how self aware the Ghost Stories dub is
“why don’t you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?”
“Once we stack the Supreme Court, we won’t have to”.
“why don’t you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?”
“Once we stack the Supreme Court, we won’t have to”.
August 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I like how self aware the Ghost Stories dub is
“why don’t you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?”
“Once we stack the Supreme Court, we won’t have to”.
“why don’t you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?”
“Once we stack the Supreme Court, we won’t have to”.