Chad (no parody no irony)
@crvander.bsky.social
Who even knows anymore but I let my hair get long. I invented the joke Clark Griswoke. If you see it they stole it from me. He / him.
if only there was some precedent for what America does to leaders who use chemical weapons on their own citizens
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
if only there was some precedent for what America does to leaders who use chemical weapons on their own citizens
Talking to a friend about Star Trek: The Next Generation and yeah that's exactly what I was about to say.
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Talking to a friend about Star Trek: The Next Generation and yeah that's exactly what I was about to say.
bro it's a cat
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
bro it's a cat
fuck Duras, all my homies hate Duras
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
fuck Duras, all my homies hate Duras
I think it's nice that RFK Jr. has a Dwight.
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I think it's nice that RFK Jr. has a Dwight.
This motherfucker. "Star Trek" is about big space ships going through space. This motherfucker wants to be the Grand Nagus.
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This motherfucker. "Star Trek" is about big space ships going through space. This motherfucker wants to be the Grand Nagus.
this motherfucker
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
this motherfucker
I have a lot of better ideas for the image to go with this text, including but not limited to:
1. a steak
2. some chicken
3. literally anything other than RFK Jr. cloaked in shadow
1. a steak
2. some chicken
3. literally anything other than RFK Jr. cloaked in shadow
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I have a lot of better ideas for the image to go with this text, including but not limited to:
1. a steak
2. some chicken
3. literally anything other than RFK Jr. cloaked in shadow
1. a steak
2. some chicken
3. literally anything other than RFK Jr. cloaked in shadow
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everyone wants to kill me for saying that "going to the gym will make you feel good" but it's just the truth
@janos.bsky.social so right about the gym
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
everyone wants to kill me for saying that "going to the gym will make you feel good" but it's just the truth
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we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!
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Folks: it's not activism to reply to someone's food posts with quotes from a woman's murder.
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Folks: it's not activism to reply to someone's food posts with quotes from a woman's murder.
Canada's Medical Assistance in Dying program includes - where possible, and only with the patient's consent - organ and tissue donation after death.
This is the US government creating a narrative that Canada's health care system is immoral, in case they need to use that narrative later.
This is the US government creating a narrative that Canada's health care system is immoral, in case they need to use that narrative later.
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Canada's Medical Assistance in Dying program includes - where possible, and only with the patient's consent - organ and tissue donation after death.
This is the US government creating a narrative that Canada's health care system is immoral, in case they need to use that narrative later.
This is the US government creating a narrative that Canada's health care system is immoral, in case they need to use that narrative later.
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Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)
selling the dumbest men in the world therapy by rebranding it as going to the gym but for your feelings
January 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
selling the dumbest men in the world therapy by rebranding it as going to the gym but for your feelings
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I didn’t see any of the movies but this title is really not trying. “The Fellowship of the Ring,” that’s trying. “The Two Towers,” man cmon. “The Return of the King.” Elite titling game. “The Hunt for Gollum” you basic ass bitches. Not a Tolkien stan but that dude should haunt your asses for this
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I didn’t see any of the movies but this title is really not trying. “The Fellowship of the Ring,” that’s trying. “The Two Towers,” man cmon. “The Return of the King.” Elite titling game. “The Hunt for Gollum” you basic ass bitches. Not a Tolkien stan but that dude should haunt your asses for this
Stephen Miller sounds like that kid in your grade six class who would lose his shit about once a month and when the teacher sent him to the principal he would scream back that he would go to the principal, to tell on her for being unfair to him.
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Stephen Miller sounds like that kid in your grade six class who would lose his shit about once a month and when the teacher sent him to the principal he would scream back that he would go to the principal, to tell on her for being unfair to him.
Just don't interview Stephen Miller. Don't. If you're thinking you might... don't.
January 6, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Just don't interview Stephen Miller. Don't. If you're thinking you might... don't.
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
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Good morning 🐕
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Good morning 🐕
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We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
political views represent your values, it is absolutely bonkers to think someone shouldn't take them into account when deciding whether to date you
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
January 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
political views represent your values, it is absolutely bonkers to think someone shouldn't take them into account when deciding whether to date you
this is your annual reminder
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
this is your annual reminder
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You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
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🎉🍾Canadian Politicians' 2026 New Year's Resolutions🥂💖
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
🎉🍾Canadian Politicians' 2026 New Year's Resolutions🥂💖
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manousos já foi adotado como babygirl do momento
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
manousos já foi adotado como babygirl do momento