Crutnacker
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Who’s gonna tell ‘em
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Who’s gonna tell ‘em
Loving this guy on Stranger Things.
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Loving this guy on Stranger Things.
Lamar Jackson reminds me of Nuke LaLoosh. If he could get out of his goddamned head he might get to and through the playoffs.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Lamar Jackson reminds me of Nuke LaLoosh. If he could get out of his goddamned head he might get to and through the playoffs.
Lamar leads the league in velocity of helmet slams. It'd be awesome if he could turn his anger into scores instead of shutting down.
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Lamar leads the league in velocity of helmet slams. It'd be awesome if he could turn his anger into scores instead of shutting down.
But hates the artist.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
But hates the artist.
“Remember the clown scene from Poltergeist? Eight episodes of that, but with bad CGI.”
Elevator pitch for It: Welcome to Derry.
Elevator pitch for It: Welcome to Derry.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“Remember the clown scene from Poltergeist? Eight episodes of that, but with bad CGI.”
Elevator pitch for It: Welcome to Derry.
Elevator pitch for It: Welcome to Derry.
I want a Pluribus and Chair Company crossover episode.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I want a Pluribus and Chair Company crossover episode.
I miss antitrust actions.
ICYMI: Tyson Foods announced plans to close one of its largest beef-processing plants in Nebraska.
Tyson Foods to close major beef-processing plant
Tyson Foods announced plans to close one of its largest beef-processing plants in Nebraska.
www.1011now.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I miss antitrust actions.
As a fat guy, I feel safe.
The woman convicted of brutally stabbing her sixth grade classmate to please the fictional horror character “Slender Man” has gone missing in Wisconsin, officials said.
Woman convicted in 'Slender Man' stabbing is missing in Wisconsin after cutting off monitoring bracelet
Morgan Geyser, 22, cut off her the Department of Corrections monitoring bracelet and left a group home Saturday night, the Madison Police Department said.
nbcnews.to
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
As a fat guy, I feel safe.
Caligula, ET, and Mac and Me.
Eddie Murphy has named the three films he most regrets turning down during his movie career, including two of the biggest hit films of the 1980s.
Eddie Murphy reveals 'big three' movies he most regrets turning down
Eddie Murphy has named the three films he most regrets turning down during his movie career, including two of the biggest hit films of the 1980s.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Caligula, ET, and Mac and Me.
Thought I saw the aurora borealis but it turns out it was just the after effects of my wife smothering me with a pillow.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Thought I saw the aurora borealis but it turns out it was just the after effects of my wife smothering me with a pillow.
For all the pretense of wealth, Trump still acts like a Beverly Hillbilly.
INGRAHAM: Where did you get the stone?
TRUMP: Different places
INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
TRUMP: Different places
INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
For all the pretense of wealth, Trump still acts like a Beverly Hillbilly.
Was not expecting that All Her Fault ending. Pennywise really gets around.
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Was not expecting that All Her Fault ending. Pennywise really gets around.
Shocking nobody.
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen revealed that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer knew the entire time about the plan for a few Democrats to capitulate to Republicans on the government shutdown. trib.al/pQ5UPqL
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Shocking nobody.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Live shot of the Democrats who betrayed working people.
a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
ALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Live shot of the Democrats who betrayed working people.
To be fair, it’s really hard for Democrats to justify sending you 800 fundraising texts a day when things are going well for them.
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
To be fair, it’s really hard for Democrats to justify sending you 800 fundraising texts a day when things are going well for them.
Democrat politicians are the people who quit college one credit shy of a diploma because they don’t know if that’s really what they want to do.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Democrat politicians are the people who quit college one credit shy of a diploma because they don’t know if that’s really what they want to do.
How do you shame the party of Trump?
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How do you shame the party of Trump?
Party leadership makes sure they get what they want while getting cover for themselves.
Schumer should resign. The spine of a wet album cover made of tissue paper.
Schumer should resign. The spine of a wet album cover made of tissue paper.
America is in the midst of a Republican-made health care crisis—a crisis so severe, so urgent, and so devastating for American families that I cannot support a continuing resolution that fails to address it.
I am voting NO.
I am voting NO.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Party leadership makes sure they get what they want while getting cover for themselves.
Schumer should resign. The spine of a wet album cover made of tissue paper.
Schumer should resign. The spine of a wet album cover made of tissue paper.
May they all spend their lives stepping on flaming rakes with boots at crotch level.
dems voted yes already
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
May they all spend their lives stepping on flaming rakes with boots at crotch level.
Stay tuned for Debra Messing in Shrill and Grace-less.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Stay tuned for Debra Messing in Shrill and Grace-less.
Think Republicans will realize Trump's a big loser for them?
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Think Republicans will realize Trump's a big loser for them?