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@crusty.bsky.social
We need a social media platform that gaslights us into imagining ourselves overseeing the march of the penguins instead. 😔
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We need a social media platform that gaslights us into imagining ourselves overseeing the march of the penguins instead. 😔
What a time to check in on bluesky. Hi roon.
September 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What a time to check in on bluesky. Hi roon.
Lmao, this is right up in the same things I'm hearing about gen z guys really being bold with older women. Somebody had a tik tok about that and there was a twitter thread from a 40 year old woman who feels like it's a prank when they try to chat you up like that.
September 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Lmao, this is right up in the same things I'm hearing about gen z guys really being bold with older women. Somebody had a tik tok about that and there was a twitter thread from a 40 year old woman who feels like it's a prank when they try to chat you up like that.
You and Young Crustacean both. The internet was a mistake. :(
August 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
You and Young Crustacean both. The internet was a mistake. :(
Wait. I haven't messed with AI because I fear not being able to notice nonsense thrown in when asking questions. Just how good is it at explaining math? Could you show me an example?
July 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Wait. I haven't messed with AI because I fear not being able to notice nonsense thrown in when asking questions. Just how good is it at explaining math? Could you show me an example?
As one does. Thank you for training a generation of AMERICAN SUPERIORITY.
May 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
As one does. Thank you for training a generation of AMERICAN SUPERIORITY.
Ripping off China and creating "Mantis style" martial arts would be the best cult activity you could do.
May 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ripping off China and creating "Mantis style" martial arts would be the best cult activity you could do.
It is quite amazing how bad government is just everywhere. It's genuinely insane.
May 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
It is quite amazing how bad government is just everywhere. It's genuinely insane.
Lmao, are you in a nefarious era?
May 28, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Lmao, are you in a nefarious era?
Oh god, he's been listening to Vince Russo's wrestling podcast. 😭
May 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oh god, he's been listening to Vince Russo's wrestling podcast. 😭
> open bluesky
> immediately greeted with Taylor's mouth agape.
> immediately greeted with Taylor's mouth agape.
May 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
> open bluesky
> immediately greeted with Taylor's mouth agape.
> immediately greeted with Taylor's mouth agape.
Looks delicious.
May 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Looks delicious.
I am confused. 😔
May 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I am confused. 😔
We love the kitter. Stay blessed, Merritt.
April 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We love the kitter. Stay blessed, Merritt.
Goddamn, Merritt. Congrats.
April 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Goddamn, Merritt. Congrats.
Oh, I remember that mission. It was quite frustrating. Think I had to do it like 15 or 20 times to get it.
March 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh, I remember that mission. It was quite frustrating. Think I had to do it like 15 or 20 times to get it.
I feel like this is just suicide by cop at this point.
February 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I feel like this is just suicide by cop at this point.
I came around on him being more of a mad scientist than just a run of the mill psycho. I kinda like what he's doing, but he's just a bit loony in the way he had started going about it.
February 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I came around on him being more of a mad scientist than just a run of the mill psycho. I kinda like what he's doing, but he's just a bit loony in the way he had started going about it.
Love to see stores like this. There's a store in the local mall that sells model airplanes and cars, and cups of tea.
January 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Love to see stores like this. There's a store in the local mall that sells model airplanes and cars, and cups of tea.
gm Aubrey, good to see you again. Glad you're well.
January 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
gm Aubrey, good to see you again. Glad you're well.
Tfw I'm dead center (idk any of this)
January 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Tfw I'm dead center (idk any of this)