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@crusty.bsky.social
Hooray, I can access bluesky again.
October 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Hooray, I can access bluesky again.
Furious at the memory of heroin desteoying my favlrite band, Mad Season. 😡
March 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Furious at the memory of heroin desteoying my favlrite band, Mad Season. 😡
@bayesianboy.bsky.social Hi Mel, hope you've been well!
March 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
@bayesianboy.bsky.social Hi Mel, hope you've been well!
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you can very much say that political violence is wrong but also admit there are levels of corporate malfeasance that should be considered fighting words
December 12, 2024 at 11:14 PM
you can very much say that political violence is wrong but also admit there are levels of corporate malfeasance that should be considered fighting words
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FROM: rfk jr
TO: all fda employees
SUBJECT: For final drug candidate approval, kill & skin bear & wear its skin & submit pictures of you wearing skin of bear
TEXT: (blank)
TO: all fda employees
SUBJECT: For final drug candidate approval, kill & skin bear & wear its skin & submit pictures of you wearing skin of bear
TEXT: (blank)
November 14, 2024 at 2:28 PM
FROM: rfk jr
TO: all fda employees
SUBJECT: For final drug candidate approval, kill & skin bear & wear its skin & submit pictures of you wearing skin of bear
TEXT: (blank)
TO: all fda employees
SUBJECT: For final drug candidate approval, kill & skin bear & wear its skin & submit pictures of you wearing skin of bear
TEXT: (blank)
I'm enjoying that I was the last one before a benchmark number. 999 feels better than 1001 for some reason.
September 21, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I'm enjoying that I was the last one before a benchmark number. 999 feels better than 1001 for some reason.
I see hidden likes has become a line in the sand.
June 13, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I see hidden likes has become a line in the sand.
I am a single issue voter for 2024. I'm going to grill Trump and Biden on is how they will solve the problem of non-functional coin machines at laundromats. Whomever delivers me from this hell better wins my vote.
February 28, 2024 at 1:02 PM
I am a single issue voter for 2024. I'm going to grill Trump and Biden on is how they will solve the problem of non-functional coin machines at laundromats. Whomever delivers me from this hell better wins my vote.
@eurodollar.bsky.social gm dd. I hope you have a wonderful day. 🫂
February 22, 2024 at 12:07 PM
@eurodollar.bsky.social gm dd. I hope you have a wonderful day. 🫂
@eurodollar.bsky.social dd!!! Did you get into trouble or are you just taking a break on twitter due to the toxicity going on?
October 8, 2023 at 2:26 PM
@eurodollar.bsky.social dd!!! Did you get into trouble or are you just taking a break on twitter due to the toxicity going on?
I would like to move all the humidity to the winter
July 15, 2023 at 5:49 PM
I would like to move all the humidity to the winter
My pen committed suicide. 😔
July 15, 2023 at 5:00 PM
My pen committed suicide. 😔
One day I'll solve the conundrum of why eating lunch makes me tired, but only at work.
July 15, 2023 at 4:27 PM
One day I'll solve the conundrum of why eating lunch makes me tired, but only at work.
The weather woke up at pm last nigh and chose violence. What did my plant do to deserve all the trouble its had today?!
July 15, 2023 at 4:08 PM
The weather woke up at pm last nigh and chose violence. What did my plant do to deserve all the trouble its had today?!
Walk in to schedule an eye exam, happen to get a one set up for basically right now. Lmao.
July 14, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Walk in to schedule an eye exam, happen to get a one set up for basically right now. Lmao.
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the chair understander has logged on
July 3, 2023 at 5:18 PM
the chair understander has logged on
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PSA: DON'T TURN INTO A CRAB or you might fall victim to a BARNACLE which will REPLACE YOUR GONADS, CHANGE YOUR SEX, MIND CONTROL YOU, & MAKE YOU SPAWN MORE BARNACLES LIKE THEY WERE YOUR OWN
Carcinization is not the answer please turn back!!!
Carcinization is not the answer please turn back!!!
The Last of Us zombie fungus has nothing on the brain-eating, sex-changing, Sacculina barnacle.
In the Last of Us, the most gruesome live-action adaptation of a video game about people being turned into fungus since 1993’s Super Mario Bros, a mutated species of Cordyceps destroys societ…
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July 3, 2023 at 4:18 PM
PSA: DON'T TURN INTO A CRAB or you might fall victim to a BARNACLE which will REPLACE YOUR GONADS, CHANGE YOUR SEX, MIND CONTROL YOU, & MAKE YOU SPAWN MORE BARNACLES LIKE THEY WERE YOUR OWN
Carcinization is not the answer please turn back!!!
Carcinization is not the answer please turn back!!!
One of my favorite youtube channels is a 40k parody channel that takes video clips, edits a piece of 40k art around it, and just makes a title. 80% of it is Alex Jones and it's amazing how 40kcore he is.
July 2, 2023 at 6:16 PM
One of my favorite youtube channels is a 40k parody channel that takes video clips, edits a piece of 40k art around it, and just makes a title. 80% of it is Alex Jones and it's amazing how 40kcore he is.
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BlueSky is boring bc theres no main character of the day to dunk on
therefore i volunteer to be the sacrificial lamb
dunk on me plz we need engagement on here
therefore i volunteer to be the sacrificial lamb
dunk on me plz we need engagement on here
July 2, 2023 at 4:26 PM
BlueSky is boring bc theres no main character of the day to dunk on
therefore i volunteer to be the sacrificial lamb
dunk on me plz we need engagement on here
therefore i volunteer to be the sacrificial lamb
dunk on me plz we need engagement on here
@ellegist.ingroup.social I have a silly idea. Wat if: we have a group chat of sorts off twitter so the homies can get together and you can keep coming up with ideas to entice me to Europe for one reason or another.
July 2, 2023 at 2:37 PM
@ellegist.ingroup.social I have a silly idea. Wat if: we have a group chat of sorts off twitter so the homies can get together and you can keep coming up with ideas to entice me to Europe for one reason or another.
@mimi10v3.com Whatcha think about me making a discord server for our lemur gc?
July 2, 2023 at 2:21 PM
@mimi10v3.com Whatcha think about me making a discord server for our lemur gc?
I have an immense need to congratulate powerbottomdad for getting married and am unable to do so on twitter. This is unforgivable.
July 2, 2023 at 1:18 PM
I have an immense need to congratulate powerbottomdad for getting married and am unable to do so on twitter. This is unforgivable.
A WHOPPING TWO POSTS TO GROUP CHATS AND THEN LIMITED. WHAT. THE. HECK.
July 2, 2023 at 1:09 PM
A WHOPPING TWO POSTS TO GROUP CHATS AND THEN LIMITED. WHAT. THE. HECK.
Lmao, did bluesky break again?
July 2, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Lmao, did bluesky break again?