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I act like I’m tough bc I like hardcore, but deep down I’m just a shoegaze girly 😔
AI and GLP-1's was the theme of this superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
AI and GLP-1's was the theme of this superbowl
OH MY GOD NOW MR BEAST SHOWS UP. FUCK YOU THESE ADS SUCK
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
OH MY GOD NOW MR BEAST SHOWS UP. FUCK YOU THESE ADS SUCK
All these AI ads in the superbowl make me wanna chew on tin foil
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
All these AI ads in the superbowl make me wanna chew on tin foil
I think one of the least talked about points in favor of better public transit is that it’ll be way easier to convince old people not to drive and thus I WONT BE STUCK BEHIND SOME BOOMER DOING 40 ON THE HIGHWAY
February 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I think one of the least talked about points in favor of better public transit is that it’ll be way easier to convince old people not to drive and thus I WONT BE STUCK BEHIND SOME BOOMER DOING 40 ON THE HIGHWAY
me when I heard that Mikey Madison is in Anora vs me after watching Anora
February 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
me when I heard that Mikey Madison is in Anora vs me after watching Anora
sold some records to a shop I'm a regular at and the owner asked me if I was getting rid of my collection and I said "nah man, I had a moment of self reflection and asked myself if my hobby was curating records or collecting records"
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
sold some records to a shop I'm a regular at and the owner asked me if I was getting rid of my collection and I said "nah man, I had a moment of self reflection and asked myself if my hobby was curating records or collecting records"
never forget when a coworker tried to make a joke using an AI slop image they generated and I'm pretty sure nobody reacted to it in Slack which is like the fattest corpo L
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
never forget when a coworker tried to make a joke using an AI slop image they generated and I'm pretty sure nobody reacted to it in Slack which is like the fattest corpo L
The planet is melting so your local dive bar can post the most egregious AI slop
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
The planet is melting so your local dive bar can post the most egregious AI slop
I can’t believe people were stupid enough to think that there’d be another episode of strange things after the finale
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I can’t believe people were stupid enough to think that there’d be another episode of strange things after the finale
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Automated answering services that don’t allow me to speak to a human makes me wanna do things that will get me on an FBI watchlist
February 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Automated answering services that don’t allow me to speak to a human makes me wanna do things that will get me on an FBI watchlist
When does Strange Things season 5 get “worse than the last season of game of thrones” as ive had 2 people tell me already
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
When does Strange Things season 5 get “worse than the last season of game of thrones” as ive had 2 people tell me already
Me stepping out into the daylight after going into self imposed exile and watching all of stranger things during the freeze last week
February 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Me stepping out into the daylight after going into self imposed exile and watching all of stranger things during the freeze last week
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Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
wow I'm selling 150 records and guess how many of them were purchased during the "dark era" of my music taste
January 28, 2026 at 5:33 AM
wow I'm selling 150 records and guess how many of them were purchased during the "dark era" of my music taste
We've been burning through Stranger Things and it's great but now we're at szn 4 and every episode is basically a movie and i'm scared
January 26, 2026 at 9:35 PM
We've been burning through Stranger Things and it's great but now we're at szn 4 and every episode is basically a movie and i'm scared
Just FYI, one of the homies and I started hanging out less and is now texting me about the new Harry Styles album. So yes, the more you hang with me the better your taste will be
January 18, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Just FYI, one of the homies and I started hanging out less and is now texting me about the new Harry Styles album. So yes, the more you hang with me the better your taste will be
dudes who make AI music bc "its hard" are insane because some of the best songs ever written are like 4 chords. You're telling me you can't learn 4 chords
January 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
dudes who make AI music bc "its hard" are insane because some of the best songs ever written are like 4 chords. You're telling me you can't learn 4 chords
How it feels to stand in the back with my arms crossed watching bands i dont listen to at a show i drove my nephew to
January 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
How it feels to stand in the back with my arms crossed watching bands i dont listen to at a show i drove my nephew to
I would stuff him in a locker deadass
January 5, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I would stuff him in a locker deadass
Next time someone asks us when we’re having kids imma just say “what a weird way to ask about our sex life”
January 4, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Next time someone asks us when we’re having kids imma just say “what a weird way to ask about our sex life”
I offended my whole family by making a joke about how Latina bitches like going into criminal justice in college. My brothers latina gf(?) was meeting us all for the first time. Anyone wanna guess what her major is?
December 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I offended my whole family by making a joke about how Latina bitches like going into criminal justice in college. My brothers latina gf(?) was meeting us all for the first time. Anyone wanna guess what her major is?
anytime my mom tries to get me to feel sympathy for my brother it's always some shit like "well his friends say he has girls just going after him for his looks and he's never found anything real"
oh yeah I bet he must've suffered huh
oh yeah I bet he must've suffered huh
December 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
anytime my mom tries to get me to feel sympathy for my brother it's always some shit like "well his friends say he has girls just going after him for his looks and he's never found anything real"
oh yeah I bet he must've suffered huh
oh yeah I bet he must've suffered huh
I hate when people say “we’re 420 friendly” like bro were adults just say you smoke weed
December 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I hate when people say “we’re 420 friendly” like bro were adults just say you smoke weed
I hate that crowd killing has become a blanket term for getting clipped by someone moshing
December 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I hate that crowd killing has become a blanket term for getting clipped by someone moshing
in 2021, this kid at my college asked me if he should do hustlers university. I said no bc it was $500/year and that money could be put toward a cert that could lead to a stable paying, possibly 6 fig, job. He said “but HU could make me more than that”.
He'd def pick dinner with drake over 500k
He'd def pick dinner with drake over 500k
December 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
in 2021, this kid at my college asked me if he should do hustlers university. I said no bc it was $500/year and that money could be put toward a cert that could lead to a stable paying, possibly 6 fig, job. He said “but HU could make me more than that”.
He'd def pick dinner with drake over 500k
He'd def pick dinner with drake over 500k