Crumbs the Cat
LightNews LightNews
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Crumbs the Cat
@crumbsthecat.bsky.social
130 followers 82 following 1.1K posts
Posts Replies Media Videos
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
“The phone will just display the pixels and make the sounds that you would most like to see”
Still from “Wall-E” of future humans reclining in chairs, passively watching screens.
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Headshot for The Onion reporter Jackie Harvey, fictional author of the entertainment column “The Outside Scoop”
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Lest anyone start to think she actually cares about underage sex trafficking by powerful men.
Screenshot of The Independent headline: MTG says she will expose ‘sexual harassment claims’ against Republicans if Gaetz report released Greene has been a staunch defender of Trump’s appointment Katie Hawkinson Tuesday 19 November 2024 19:35 GMT
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
“McDonald’s Impact Summit”
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Exhibit C
David Mitchell from the Mitchell and Webb "Are we the baddies" sketch, wearing an SS uniform prominently featuring a totenkopf insignia on the cap.
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Come on, man. You can’t really revere Sagan and think he was that ignorant when it came to religious history. He says “I can’t remember the last time when”, it’s pretty clear he’s talking about contemporary culture.
“Or consider a story in the Jewish Talmud left out of the Book of Genesis. (It is in doubtful accord with the account of the apple, the Tree of Knowledge, the Fall, and the expulsion from Eden.) In The Garden, God tells Eve and Adam that He has intentionally left the Universe unfinished. It is the responsibility of humans, over countless generations, to participate with God in a "glorious" experiment - the "completing of the Creation." The burden of such a responsibility is heavy, especially on so weak and imperfect a species as ours, one with so unhappy a history. Nothing remotely like "completion" can be attempted without vastly more knowledge than we have today. But, perhaps, if our very existence is at stake, we will find ourselves able to rise to this supreme challenge.” ― Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Counterpoint: this episode was the most episode-of-the-week The Mandalorian got in its entire run.
Lizzo and Jack Black as ridiculous Star Wars characters whose names I can’t remember and refuse to look up from that one bizarre episode of The Mandalorian.
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Cover page of NYT article “Glenn Beck is Sorry About All That” featuring Glen Beck faux-sheepishly shrugging.
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Dollars to donuts he has the hat at home and just knows he can’t wear it in public (yet).
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Uhhh, has anyone seen what the handle of this axe looks like?
October 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
I love this for her. The one way this would be more perfect is if it was also filed under "Hitler".
Screenshot of Politico article, with ELISE STEFANIC highlighted at the very end: In one instance, he joked about bombing the Young Republican National Federation's convention in Nashville and then remarked, "Just kidding for our assigned FBI tracker." In another, he considered the totality of the thousands of messages he and his peers had written, and what would happen if the public saw them come to light. "If we ever had a leak of this chat we would be cooked fr fr," he wrote. FILED UNDER: DONALD TRUMP, ELISE STEFANIK
October 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Elise Stefanik got Claudine Gay fired for bogus charges of being soft on antisemitism. Will she now resign from Congress?
In another exchange, Dwyer, the Kansas' chair, informs Giunta that one of Michigan's Young Republicans promised him the group "will vote for the most right wing person" to lead the national organization. "Great. I love Hitler," Giunta responded. Dwyer reacted with a smiley face. Few minority groups spared Giunta, who serves as chief of staff to New York state Assemblymember Mike Reilly, ultimately fell six points short of winning the chairmanship to lead the Young Republican National Federation earlier this year — despite earning endorsements from Stefanik and longtime Trump adviser Roger
October 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
“Giunta” is the Italian word for “junta”. Am I living in a simulation?
"If your pilot is a she and she looks ten shades darker than someone from Sicily, just end it there. Scream the no no word," Giunta wrote.
October 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
I know names don’t make the man, but Maligno? Really?
"Can we fix the showers? Gas chambers don't fit the Hitler aesthetic," Joe Maligno, who previously identified himself as the general counsel for the New York State Young Republicans, wrote back.
October 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Still from “Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers” picturing Brad Douriff as Grima Wormtongue, smiling malevolently as he whispers lies to his king.
October 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
What the hell happened here? This is might be the most disappointing sellout move of all.
Poster for the Riyadh Comedy Festival featuring Hannibal Buress.
September 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
It almost looks like someone was instructed to write anti-ice messaging on the cartridges and took it very literally.
Still from Bojack Horseman of a party banner with the message “CONGRATS DIANE AND MR. PEANUT BUTTER 3 PEANUT BUTTER IS ONE WORD DON'T WRITE ONE WORD”
September 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Ugh this hurts my head.
Several FBI and Justice officials believed that they had a strong criminal case against Homan for conspiracy to commit bribery based on recording him accepting cash and his apparent promise to assist with contracts, according to four people familiar with the probe. Homan could have been charged with a crime then, legal experts say, but his case was unusual: He was not a public official, and Trump was not president at the time he accepted money in the FBI’s undercover sting, so his actions didn’t clearly fit under a standard bribery charge. Top officials privately debated the possible charges given Homan’s status at the time, people familiar with the case said. But several concluded it would be better for the investigation to continue to monitor his actions once he was back in public office.
September 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
how I imagine all these appointees
Still of Ian Holm as Ash in “Alien” hunched over and peering into the eyepiece of a microscope-like instrument in the Nostromo med bay.
September 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Image of the Konami Code, a sequence of video game controller inputs consisting of ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start
September 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Umm
Screenshot of Wikipedia page for Turning Point USA showing the logo, consisting of an arrow curved in a semicircle.
September 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Scavengers Reign!!!!
www.charleshuettner.com/work/scaveng...
Poster for the Max Original series Scavengers Reign picturing Azi sitting in an alien landscape reading a journal. A winged creature is delicately perched on a branchlike structure in the middle distance behind her slouched figure. A dark creature a bit like a lizard or frog is resting nonchalantly on her left foot. The foreground is littered with white flowers with long petals.
September 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
NOT COOL
August 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Image from the TV series “Andor” of Ghorman protesters pressing up to barricades surrounding a cordon of Imperial security forces, a lone Ghorman partisan in the foreground scaling the memorial to the first Ghorman massacre, waving a flag.
August 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
crumbsthecat.bsky.social
Image of the enforcement droid ED-209 from Robocop charging menacingly toward the viewer, guns raised.
August 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM