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1. Necessity is the mother of all creation (sic)
2. Assumption is the mother of all f*ck up
3. Artificial Intelligence is no substitute for Natural Stupidity
4. Live and let live - NOT Live like I tell you to live
Terrible homophonia out there today... he didn't win a 'peace prize'; he won this:

#trump
#peaceprize
#fifa
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Correct - this is homophonia. Here's what he actually won.
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Almost correct - it's not 'peace', it's...
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Almost...
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
He won this ages ago...
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Why stop there?
Why not stop paying road maintenance costs, and pay the people directly so they can buy their own roads?
Air traffic controllers?
Defence?

Actually, just keep all your taxes and buy everything yourself?

(But then you won't need a President either).

#taco
#trump
#medicalinsurance
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Shmuck Chumer does it again
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The nose knows where he goes,
But only he knows
What the nose knows.

#woof
#hound
#nose
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Has TACO done it again? Or does he have a different kind of tomahawk he wants to give Vlad in Budapest??

Will Viktor be supplying the lube???

(Hungary's still a member of the ICC, right? At least, until June next year).

#taco
#Whitehouse
#icc
#Budapest
#slavaukraini
#ukranianview
October 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Almost correct.
October 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Deal's still on.
October 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
... but he probably deserves this one.
October 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Wrong spelling of 'peace'.
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
October 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
... or rename it just once for a special guy.
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He did!
October 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Almost.
October 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Maybe that's why this happened...?
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I think you misheard...
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Congrats to all the winners!
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
But, he was never after the Peace prize...
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Not the Peace prize, no...
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
UPDATE to the UPDATE: Here's one!
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
... but, he did!
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That's not what I heard.
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM