Crud Thumper
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1. Necessity is the mother of all creation (sic)
2. Assumption is the mother of all f*ck up
3. Artificial Intelligence is no substitute for Natural Stupidity
4. Live and let live - NOT Live like I tell you to live
1. Necessity is the mother of all creation (sic)
2. Assumption is the mother of all f*ck up
3. Artificial Intelligence is no substitute for Natural Stupidity
4. Live and let live - NOT Live like I tell you to live
Pinned
Terrible homophonia out there today... he didn't win a 'peace prize'; he won this:
#trump
#peaceprize
#fifa
#trump
#peaceprize
#fifa
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Terrible homophonia out there today... he didn't win a 'peace prize'; he won this:
#trump
#peaceprize
#fifa
#trump
#peaceprize
#fifa
Trump's 28-point Ukraine/Russia 'Peace Plan' was actually a 'Ukraine Surrender plan'.
The talks in Geneva this weekend reinserted grown-ups into the discussion, including Ukraine, who'd essentially been delivered an ultimatum by a supposed ally.
USA: you have opportunist morons in the Whitehouse.
The talks in Geneva this weekend reinserted grown-ups into the discussion, including Ukraine, who'd essentially been delivered an ultimatum by a supposed ally.
USA: you have opportunist morons in the Whitehouse.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Trump's 28-point Ukraine/Russia 'Peace Plan' was actually a 'Ukraine Surrender plan'.
The talks in Geneva this weekend reinserted grown-ups into the discussion, including Ukraine, who'd essentially been delivered an ultimatum by a supposed ally.
USA: you have opportunist morons in the Whitehouse.
The talks in Geneva this weekend reinserted grown-ups into the discussion, including Ukraine, who'd essentially been delivered an ultimatum by a supposed ally.
USA: you have opportunist morons in the Whitehouse.
I don't have Trump Derangement Syndrome.
I know EXACTLY who he is.
#taco
#trump
#trumpderangementsyndrome
#tangerinedumpsterfire
I know EXACTLY who he is.
#taco
#trump
#trumpderangementsyndrome
#tangerinedumpsterfire
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I don't have Trump Derangement Syndrome.
I know EXACTLY who he is.
#taco
#trump
#trumpderangementsyndrome
#tangerinedumpsterfire
I know EXACTLY who he is.
#taco
#trump
#trumpderangementsyndrome
#tangerinedumpsterfire
Why stop there?
Why not stop paying road maintenance costs, and pay the people directly so they can buy their own roads?
Air traffic controllers?
Defence?
Actually, just keep all your taxes and buy everything yourself?
(But then you won't need a President either).
#taco
#trump
#medicalinsurance
Why not stop paying road maintenance costs, and pay the people directly so they can buy their own roads?
Air traffic controllers?
Defence?
Actually, just keep all your taxes and buy everything yourself?
(But then you won't need a President either).
#taco
#trump
#medicalinsurance
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Why stop there?
Why not stop paying road maintenance costs, and pay the people directly so they can buy their own roads?
Air traffic controllers?
Defence?
Actually, just keep all your taxes and buy everything yourself?
(But then you won't need a President either).
#taco
#trump
#medicalinsurance
Why not stop paying road maintenance costs, and pay the people directly so they can buy their own roads?
Air traffic controllers?
Defence?
Actually, just keep all your taxes and buy everything yourself?
(But then you won't need a President either).
#taco
#trump
#medicalinsurance
"Trump threatens $1bn legal action against BBC over 6 January speech edit"
Dear Donny
It doesn't matter how much you sue anyone for, it won't change our opinion of you: we'll still think you're a c**t.
#bbc
#taco
#tangerinedumpsterfire
Dear Donny
It doesn't matter how much you sue anyone for, it won't change our opinion of you: we'll still think you're a c**t.
#bbc
#taco
#tangerinedumpsterfire
Trump threatens $1bn legal action against BBC over 6 January speech edit - live updates
The BBC chair earlier apologised for the
www.bbc.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Trump threatens $1bn legal action against BBC over 6 January speech edit"
Dear Donny
It doesn't matter how much you sue anyone for, it won't change our opinion of you: we'll still think you're a c**t.
#bbc
#taco
#tangerinedumpsterfire
Dear Donny
It doesn't matter how much you sue anyone for, it won't change our opinion of you: we'll still think you're a c**t.
#bbc
#taco
#tangerinedumpsterfire
Shmuck Chumer does it again
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Shmuck Chumer does it again
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Johnson not swearing in Grijalva is CLASSIC Christianity covering up paedophilia.
Ask any choirboy.
Ask any choirboy.
October 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Johnson not swearing in Grijalva is CLASSIC Christianity covering up paedophilia.
Ask any choirboy.
Ask any choirboy.
Has TACO done it again? Or does he have a different kind of tomahawk he wants to give Vlad in Budapest??
Will Viktor be supplying the lube???
(Hungary's still a member of the ICC, right? At least, until June next year).
#taco
#Whitehouse
#icc
#Budapest
#slavaukraini
#ukranianview
Will Viktor be supplying the lube???
(Hungary's still a member of the ICC, right? At least, until June next year).
#taco
#Whitehouse
#icc
#Budapest
#slavaukraini
#ukranianview
October 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Has TACO done it again? Or does he have a different kind of tomahawk he wants to give Vlad in Budapest??
Will Viktor be supplying the lube???
(Hungary's still a member of the ICC, right? At least, until June next year).
#taco
#Whitehouse
#icc
#Budapest
#slavaukraini
#ukranianview
Will Viktor be supplying the lube???
(Hungary's still a member of the ICC, right? At least, until June next year).
#taco
#Whitehouse
#icc
#Budapest
#slavaukraini
#ukranianview
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I asked an AI if it thought Project 2025 was being followed by the Whitehouse, and if so, how much of it had been implemented, or announced.
Then I asked if Civil War was likely.
Its answers were both frightening, but also encouraging.
It also came up with a draft Project 2029...
Then I asked if Civil War was likely.
Its answers were both frightening, but also encouraging.
It also came up with a draft Project 2029...
October 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I asked an AI if it thought Project 2025 was being followed by the Whitehouse, and if so, how much of it had been implemented, or announced.
Then I asked if Civil War was likely.
Its answers were both frightening, but also encouraging.
It also came up with a draft Project 2029...
Then I asked if Civil War was likely.
Its answers were both frightening, but also encouraging.
It also came up with a draft Project 2029...
If anyone thinks that civil war in America is an impossibility, I think, sadly, that it is currently more 'when' than 'if'.
I'm so sorry, America.
Someone in the UK is thinking of you; and hoping we're not next.
I'm so sorry, America.
Someone in the UK is thinking of you; and hoping we're not next.
October 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If anyone thinks that civil war in America is an impossibility, I think, sadly, that it is currently more 'when' than 'if'.
I'm so sorry, America.
Someone in the UK is thinking of you; and hoping we're not next.
I'm so sorry, America.
Someone in the UK is thinking of you; and hoping we're not next.
It's this, apparently... so will attach a pic of our partially schnauzer hound below.
September 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It's this, apparently... so will attach a pic of our partially schnauzer hound below.
Could it be a mass polygraph/firing? Maybe he's launching his own military social media platform ($hoot the $hit)?
Probably not a group hug.
Probably not a group hug.
Hegseth abruptly summons top military commanders to a meeting in Virginia next week
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals and admirals to a base in northern Virginia for a sudden meeting next week.
apnews.com
September 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Could it be a mass polygraph/firing? Maybe he's launching his own military social media platform ($hoot the $hit)?
Probably not a group hug.
Probably not a group hug.
Reposted by Crud Thumper
Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
September 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
Let's see if the taco snowflake comes after UK satire too...
Trump State Visit and Netanyahu Arrives | Spitting Image Presents: The Rest is Bulls*!t Episode 2
YouTube video by Spitting Image
youtu.be
September 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Let's see if the taco snowflake comes after UK satire too...
"Everything is about corporate relationships..."
"It's all about the money..."
No. It's about a whiny little snowflake taco, with skin so thin it's got an easing disorder.
Welcome to the United States of Authoritarianism.
#taco
#kimmelcancelled
#colbertcancelled
#authoritariantrump
"It's all about the money..."
No. It's about a whiny little snowflake taco, with skin so thin it's got an easing disorder.
Welcome to the United States of Authoritarianism.
#taco
#kimmelcancelled
#colbertcancelled
#authoritariantrump
September 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"Everything is about corporate relationships..."
"It's all about the money..."
No. It's about a whiny little snowflake taco, with skin so thin it's got an easing disorder.
Welcome to the United States of Authoritarianism.
#taco
#kimmelcancelled
#colbertcancelled
#authoritariantrump
"It's all about the money..."
No. It's about a whiny little snowflake taco, with skin so thin it's got an easing disorder.
Welcome to the United States of Authoritarianism.
#taco
#kimmelcancelled
#colbertcancelled
#authoritariantrump
Reposted by Crud Thumper
With Colbert chopped, and Kimmel cancelled... who will be \'retiring\' next?
1️⃣ Jimmy Fallon
2️⃣️ Seth Meyers
3️⃣ Jon Stewart
4️⃣ Greg Gutfeld
5️⃣ Bill Maher
6️⃣ John Oliver
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Jimmy Fallon
2️⃣️ Seth Meyers
3️⃣ Jon Stewart
4️⃣ Greg Gutfeld
5️⃣ Bill Maher
6️⃣ John Oliver
📊 Show results
September 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
With Colbert chopped, and Kimmel cancelled... who will be \'retiring\' next?
1️⃣ Jimmy Fallon
2️⃣️ Seth Meyers
3️⃣ Jon Stewart
4️⃣ Greg Gutfeld
5️⃣ Bill Maher
6️⃣ John Oliver
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Jimmy Fallon
2️⃣️ Seth Meyers
3️⃣ Jon Stewart
4️⃣ Greg Gutfeld
5️⃣ Bill Maher
6️⃣ John Oliver
📊 Show results
Nothing Kimmel said was untrue.
He's a comedian. He's allowed artistic license, like every other comedian.
But on Monday, nothing he said was factually or objectively untrue.
It was uncomfortable for those who were called out. And that's why he was cancelled.
United States of Authoritarianism
He's a comedian. He's allowed artistic license, like every other comedian.
But on Monday, nothing he said was factually or objectively untrue.
It was uncomfortable for those who were called out. And that's why he was cancelled.
United States of Authoritarianism
September 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Nothing Kimmel said was untrue.
He's a comedian. He's allowed artistic license, like every other comedian.
But on Monday, nothing he said was factually or objectively untrue.
It was uncomfortable for those who were called out. And that's why he was cancelled.
United States of Authoritarianism
He's a comedian. He's allowed artistic license, like every other comedian.
But on Monday, nothing he said was factually or objectively untrue.
It was uncomfortable for those who were called out. And that's why he was cancelled.
United States of Authoritarianism
With Colbert chopped, and Kimmel cancelled... who will be \'retiring\' next?
1️⃣ Jimmy Fallon
2️⃣️ Seth Meyers
3️⃣ Jon Stewart
4️⃣ Greg Gutfeld
5️⃣ Bill Maher
6️⃣ John Oliver
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Jimmy Fallon
2️⃣️ Seth Meyers
3️⃣ Jon Stewart
4️⃣ Greg Gutfeld
5️⃣ Bill Maher
6️⃣ John Oliver
📊 Show results
September 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
With Colbert chopped, and Kimmel cancelled... who will be \'retiring\' next?
1️⃣ Jimmy Fallon
2️⃣️ Seth Meyers
3️⃣ Jon Stewart
4️⃣ Greg Gutfeld
5️⃣ Bill Maher
6️⃣ John Oliver
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Jimmy Fallon
2️⃣️ Seth Meyers
3️⃣ Jon Stewart
4️⃣ Greg Gutfeld
5️⃣ Bill Maher
6️⃣ John Oliver
📊 Show results
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Reposted by Crud Thumper
“The world is a better place today…” 🙏
September 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“The world is a better place today…” 🙏
Charlie Kirk was a Goebbels-level cunt.
I'm sorry for anyone who's upset that he's gone; I'm happy that the rest of the world can breathe a momentary sigh of relief.
I'm sorry for anyone who's upset that he's gone; I'm happy that the rest of the world can breathe a momentary sigh of relief.
September 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Charlie Kirk was a Goebbels-level cunt.
I'm sorry for anyone who's upset that he's gone; I'm happy that the rest of the world can breathe a momentary sigh of relief.
I'm sorry for anyone who's upset that he's gone; I'm happy that the rest of the world can breathe a momentary sigh of relief.
I don't condone violence.
Also, I don't believe in God.
Charlie Kirk said he believed in God. So, I hope he's having a lovely time with his new mates down in hell.
#charliekirk
#utahshooting
#charliekirkdead
Also, I don't believe in God.
Charlie Kirk said he believed in God. So, I hope he's having a lovely time with his new mates down in hell.
#charliekirk
#utahshooting
#charliekirkdead
September 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don't condone violence.
Also, I don't believe in God.
Charlie Kirk said he believed in God. So, I hope he's having a lovely time with his new mates down in hell.
#charliekirk
#utahshooting
#charliekirkdead
Also, I don't believe in God.
Charlie Kirk said he believed in God. So, I hope he's having a lovely time with his new mates down in hell.
#charliekirk
#utahshooting
#charliekirkdead
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM