Crudi Dench
@crudidench.bsky.social
Just a little pastry chef with big naturals who dreams of making it in the big city 💖
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It's the day every girl dreams of from the moment she opens a copy of heat magazine, my first gettyimages photo!!
Taken for my writing in a West bloody End panto, congrats @crudidench.bsky.social and @thekatebutch.bsky.social for creating a Snow White that'd give Disney's legal team a heart attack
Taken for my writing in a West bloody End panto, congrats @crudidench.bsky.social and @thekatebutch.bsky.social for creating a Snow White that'd give Disney's legal team a heart attack
December 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It's the day every girl dreams of from the moment she opens a copy of heat magazine, my first gettyimages photo!!
Taken for my writing in a West bloody End panto, congrats @crudidench.bsky.social and @thekatebutch.bsky.social for creating a Snow White that'd give Disney's legal team a heart attack
Taken for my writing in a West bloody End panto, congrats @crudidench.bsky.social and @thekatebutch.bsky.social for creating a Snow White that'd give Disney's legal team a heart attack
Cannot emphasise enough how having an IKEA available on my commute home has brought me so much joy life is truly worth living again #Brighton
August 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Cannot emphasise enough how having an IKEA available on my commute home has brought me so much joy life is truly worth living again #Brighton
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TONIGHT 10pm - your LAST CHANCE TO SEE this "stand-out performance" according to the @buxtonfringe.bsky.social reviewer of @crudidench.bsky.social SOMEONE HELP HER! 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/crudi-...
July 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
TONIGHT 10pm - your LAST CHANCE TO SEE this "stand-out performance" according to the @buxtonfringe.bsky.social reviewer of @crudidench.bsky.social SOMEONE HELP HER! 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/crudi-...
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The unstoppable @crudidench.bsky.social returns to the @buxtonfringe.bsky.social with SOMEONE HELP HER! Get your tickets before they're gone! 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/crudi-...
June 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The unstoppable @crudidench.bsky.social returns to the @buxtonfringe.bsky.social with SOMEONE HELP HER! Get your tickets before they're gone! 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/crudi-...
Happy #PrideMonth straight people! I’ll always have your back ✊
June 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy #PrideMonth straight people! I’ll always have your back ✊
#Brighton! It's fringe month and I can't wait to be performing my work in progress at The Actors on 24th and 25th May! Would be gorge to see you there xoxo @brightonfringe.bsky.social #BrightonFringe
🎟 bit.ly/someonehelpherbrighton2025
🎟 bit.ly/someonehelpherbrighton2025
May 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
#Brighton! It's fringe month and I can't wait to be performing my work in progress at The Actors on 24th and 25th May! Would be gorge to see you there xoxo @brightonfringe.bsky.social #BrightonFringe
🎟 bit.ly/someonehelpherbrighton2025
🎟 bit.ly/someonehelpherbrighton2025
The Doctor saved the day by turning an incel into jizz and then wiping him away.
God bless RTD.
#Doctorwho
God bless RTD.
#Doctorwho
April 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Doctor saved the day by turning an incel into jizz and then wiping him away.
God bless RTD.
#Doctorwho
God bless RTD.
#Doctorwho
Ordering some things on Amazon to arrive on my birthday
March 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ordering some things on Amazon to arrive on my birthday
She’s taken a whole different kind of substance
February 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
She’s taken a whole different kind of substance
New drag name: Liv Vid
February 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
New drag name: Liv Vid
#GLASGOW! My work-in-progress comedy extravaganza is 241 today only for my show on 22nd March!
Get your neeps and tatties on some tickets right now!
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/two-for-one-...
Get your neeps and tatties on some tickets right now!
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/two-for-one-...
February 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
#GLASGOW! My work-in-progress comedy extravaganza is 241 today only for my show on 22nd March!
Get your neeps and tatties on some tickets right now!
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/two-for-one-...
Get your neeps and tatties on some tickets right now!
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/two-for-one-...
They just don’t make kids TV shows like they used to
February 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They just don’t make kids TV shows like they used to
Me the morning after a night out with the guy I've managed to pull #TheTraitors
January 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Me the morning after a night out with the guy I've managed to pull #TheTraitors
10 years ago it was 5 pieces of fruit and veg a day now I need to know macronutrients and what my gut microbiome is??? I DROPPED A-LEVEL BIOLOGY FOR A REASON!!
January 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
10 years ago it was 5 pieces of fruit and veg a day now I need to know macronutrients and what my gut microbiome is??? I DROPPED A-LEVEL BIOLOGY FOR A REASON!!
Forgot I plugged in a different flavour Airwick this morning and convinced myself I was having a Vanilla scented stroke.
January 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Forgot I plugged in a different flavour Airwick this morning and convinced myself I was having a Vanilla scented stroke.
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humbling to realise producers decide if you’re a thirst trap faithful or a comedy bit faithful - imagine thinking you’re going to be given a sexy shot of you in a towel and instead they hand you a chefs hat to wear to bed because you said you liked cooking once #TheTraitors
January 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
humbling to realise producers decide if you’re a thirst trap faithful or a comedy bit faithful - imagine thinking you’re going to be given a sexy shot of you in a towel and instead they hand you a chefs hat to wear to bed because you said you liked cooking once #TheTraitors
Used the whole bottle of “stress relief” bubble bath and now the room is full of bubbles and I’m more stressed
December 8, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Used the whole bottle of “stress relief” bubble bath and now the room is full of bubbles and I’m more stressed
Not saying I want to be in the most pain I've ever been in my entire life again but by god was having gallstones like nature's Ozempic
December 3, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Not saying I want to be in the most pain I've ever been in my entire life again but by god was having gallstones like nature's Ozempic
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Ordering a half
November 30, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Ordering a half
What are you doing down there?
November 28, 2024 at 3:36 PM
What are you doing down there?
Rate my meal deal:
November 24, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Rate my meal deal:
Would you Reskeet for a Beeskeet??
November 20, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Would you Reskeet for a Beeskeet??
Oh Hello! Guess it's been a year so I'll post another drag name: Greg E Bread
November 16, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Oh Hello! Guess it's been a year so I'll post another drag name: Greg E Bread
New drag name: Pat Vigorously
October 15, 2023 at 2:39 PM
New drag name: Pat Vigorously