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Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease.

(gomichild/Crowbar Jones elsewhere)

Melbourne/Naarm

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Right next phase in the tumultuous ramshackle journey that is my culinary career - we go to Skool
www.skool.com/food-cooking...
Um… anatomically correct poached eggs.

@ Lemon Tree Cafe, Shepparton
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I don’t think the “painter” hired for this job has ever painted before.
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Morning from the middle of nowhere
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reposted by Crowbar
Beef Cheek Bourguignon || Potato Purée || Asparagus

#food #foodporn #dinner
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Here and safe and trying to recover from the worst paint job I’ve ever seen.

Reckon the guy who did it probably works exclusively for landlords.

Remember kids you can’t paint over gloss paint without sanding a bit & priming first 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Anyway now driving to Nathalia for a side hustle from my side hustle - painting a house.
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Beef Cheek Bourguignon || Potato Purée || Asparagus

#food #foodporn #dinner
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
M: Didn’t your husband die in Canberra? What a place to die.

J: I think he died to get away from me.

They just do not give a fuck 😂😂
Also I already have most of the gossip.

Meeting 5 mins - gossip - 40 mins.
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Just had a meeting with some ladies from a retirement village about catering their Xmas party - and I love them already - not just because they said I looked too young to have a 17yo (this is an absolute lie) - but because they said if we get them all drunk before dinner
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Happy Monday morning - I hope this is a good week for you x
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Excuse me but those are just my Emotional Support Screenshots, ok?

😬
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Hmmm do I risk a cup of herbal tea and some more study?
a woman with long curly hair says there i go making the same mistake
Alt: a woman with long curly hair says there i go making the same mistake
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Meh - maybe an 8 for the chicken and 6 for the cookie and blob of ice cream - come the fuck on now.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
10 for a Tuesday night dinner, and 10 for smoko.

GTFO

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Can we have another ad break please - I need to pee.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Bung that cookie business promo in at the end I guess.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
That’s not dessert - it’s smoko.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I missed if the éclairs have kataifi pastry, pistachio & tahini paste as well as chocolate?

Because if they don’t then it’s not Dubai choccie trend.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
A cookie on a plate with a bit of ice cream is not worth $100,000.

#MKR #DELULU
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The judges do blow so much smoke up their arses - it just wouldn’t fly in actual fine dining.

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This was the chicken Ballotine dish I cooked in a competition a few months into my course - solo in 45 minutes….

(And after two earlier dishes)

#MKR #JustSaying
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
That is a very simple offering for a grand final, no?

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Was that a single asparagus on that plate???

#MKR
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM