Crowbar
@crowbartest.bsky.social
CHEF.
Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease.
(gomichild/Crowbar Jones elsewhere)
Melbourne/Naarm
UTC+ 10 🌏
Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease.
(gomichild/Crowbar Jones elsewhere)
Melbourne/Naarm
UTC+ 10 🌏
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Crowbar
@crowbartest.bsky.social
· Sep 1
Right next phase in the tumultuous ramshackle journey that is my culinary career - we go to Skool
www.skool.com/food-cooking...
www.skool.com/food-cooking...
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Go in to touch up a room that has supposedly been mostly painted ok - discover the dickhead before us has painted it light fucking grey not white.
a man is saying hell is filled with people like you .
Alt: a man is saying hell is filled with people like you .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Go in to touch up a room that has supposedly been mostly painted ok - discover the dickhead before us has painted it light fucking grey not white.
Back at Middle Pub for dinner - steak sanger tonight
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Back at Middle Pub for dinner - steak sanger tonight
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Hard to argue.
The slow degradation of the CSIRO is music to the ears of fossil fuel industry groups.... the government works for them. not us.
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Hard to argue.
We have reached the point where we are discussing the positive aspects of arson.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We have reached the point where we are discussing the positive aspects of arson.
Switching trades for a bit and doing some light plumbing…. Took me a while to find the mains wonder why 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Switching trades for a bit and doing some light plumbing…. Took me a while to find the mains wonder why 🙄
Twitter is down and I had to check whether Trump has finally carked it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Twitter is down and I had to check whether Trump has finally carked it.
Obviously you VB naysayers were never given a shot glass of VB at family gatherings growing up.
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November 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Obviously you VB naysayers were never given a shot glass of VB at family gatherings growing up.
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Right we’ve had a team* meeting and decided to drink wine and get some undercoating painting in before sleep.
* Two of us
* Two of us
a man in a pirate hat is talking to another man with the words " what could possibly go wrong " above him
Alt: a man in a pirate hat is talking to another man with the words " what could possibly go wrong " above him
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Right we’ve had a team* meeting and decided to drink wine and get some undercoating painting in before sleep.
* Two of us
* Two of us
In case you were wondering I like my steak rare.
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Scotch fillet at the pub
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Scotch fillet at the pub
I’m beginning to understand why painters drink.
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I’m beginning to understand why painters drink.
This is why you don’t paint over varnished wood without prepping it first.
That white paint was done just 3 weeks ago.
No paint stripper needed.
#FixingUpTheShitfuckeryOfOthers
That white paint was done just 3 weeks ago.
No paint stripper needed.
#FixingUpTheShitfuckeryOfOthers
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is why you don’t paint over varnished wood without prepping it first.
That white paint was done just 3 weeks ago.
No paint stripper needed.
#FixingUpTheShitfuckeryOfOthers
That white paint was done just 3 weeks ago.
No paint stripper needed.
#FixingUpTheShitfuckeryOfOthers
Um… anatomically correct poached eggs.
@ Lemon Tree Cafe, Shepparton
@ Lemon Tree Cafe, Shepparton
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Um… anatomically correct poached eggs.
@ Lemon Tree Cafe, Shepparton
@ Lemon Tree Cafe, Shepparton
I don’t think the “painter” hired for this job has ever painted before.
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I don’t think the “painter” hired for this job has ever painted before.
Morning from the middle of nowhere
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Morning from the middle of nowhere
Here and safe and trying to recover from the worst paint job I’ve ever seen.
Reckon the guy who did it probably works exclusively for landlords.
Remember kids you can’t paint over gloss paint without sanding a bit & priming first 🙄
Reckon the guy who did it probably works exclusively for landlords.
Remember kids you can’t paint over gloss paint without sanding a bit & priming first 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Here and safe and trying to recover from the worst paint job I’ve ever seen.
Reckon the guy who did it probably works exclusively for landlords.
Remember kids you can’t paint over gloss paint without sanding a bit & priming first 🙄
Reckon the guy who did it probably works exclusively for landlords.
Remember kids you can’t paint over gloss paint without sanding a bit & priming first 🙄
Anyway now driving to Nathalia for a side hustle from my side hustle - painting a house.
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Anyway now driving to Nathalia for a side hustle from my side hustle - painting a house.
M: Didn’t your husband die in Canberra? What a place to die.
J: I think he died to get away from me.
They just do not give a fuck 😂😂
J: I think he died to get away from me.
They just do not give a fuck 😂😂
Also I already have most of the gossip.
Meeting 5 mins - gossip - 40 mins.
Meeting 5 mins - gossip - 40 mins.
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
M: Didn’t your husband die in Canberra? What a place to die.
J: I think he died to get away from me.
They just do not give a fuck 😂😂
J: I think he died to get away from me.
They just do not give a fuck 😂😂
Just had a meeting with some ladies from a retirement village about catering their Xmas party - and I love them already - not just because they said I looked too young to have a 17yo (this is an absolute lie) - but because they said if we get them all drunk before dinner
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Just had a meeting with some ladies from a retirement village about catering their Xmas party - and I love them already - not just because they said I looked too young to have a 17yo (this is an absolute lie) - but because they said if we get them all drunk before dinner