Malte Wendt
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Malte Wendt
@crocodilegambit.bsky.social
pretentious video essays on video games, very original
https://www.youtube.com/@crocodilegambit
Dragon Age Inquisition is a masterpiece, its tactical camera is completely intuitive and the Hinterlands are fun.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Far Cry Primal is the most engaging and most fun Far Cry I ever played. Its Survival mode actually makes you plan ahead, and it has the best forts, bosses and the most fun weapons out of all the titles. And you can tame and ride sabre-toothed tigers.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Thief 2014 is a good stealth game. It's not a good Thief game, to put it mildly, but that doesn't mean it immediately sucks, taffers.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I actually think the Horizon Zero Dawn dialogue animations were amazingly life-like and not at all stilted and awkward. Maybe it's my autism?
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Shadow Warrior 3 has more interesting combat than 2.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What Obsidian boast with in witty writing and quest design they do not make up for in the genuinely lifeless worlds they set these stories in.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So far, I'm just annoyed how cinematic-laden the seemingly endless tutorial section is. I'm just learning how to backstab people and wouldn't you know it, there's a cutscene in the walkup to the backstab, there's a cutscene for the backstab, which leads into a childhood flashback. It never ends.
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Literal nazi gold. Disgusting.
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
What's so embarrassing about it?
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The goofiest defense so far comes from MP Alexander Hoffmann, who claims this would allow "sons to reminisce about their military service with their dads and granddads". I have no words. This is such a hilariously awful take, it stands entirely on its own.
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
But putting the silly "roasts" aside, that was a phenomenal speech.
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
So he's failing to explain the concept of bullshit jobs. Except most bullshit jobs wouldn't qualify for the metaphor of eating shit.
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The video I planned to release this year will need way more time, so I plan to publish a different one first. Ever since the subscriber numbers exploded, so did my fear of letting people down.
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM