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Arf, Awoooo, woof woof, arf.
Respectively.
Disabled Vet
Trauma Dumper
I play fetch with memes
GACHA Gambler
Wife: @aut0hfocus.bsky.social
Monogamous
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:3
Well, closer called out.
No closer.
No mid shift.
Just me, myself and I
What a joke.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
*gargling noises*
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This was Kinda neat.
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
For context my friend :3
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
:3c
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I want to eat the corn and the rolls and the ham and the turkey and the mash potatoes, and I wanna eat the lil BBQ weenies and then another roll, I want the cranberry sauce with the R I D G E S, I wanna stuff stuffing in my face with another roll.

Then I want eat pie
I have a medal for eating pie
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Torkey daaaayyyyyy
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Im putting the cats in prison.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Look turkey day is turkey day.
I get to spend the day cookin and crittyin in the kitchen with my pretty lady.
I am excited.
I used to really hate holidays.
But pretty lady really loved em a stupid amount so its rubbed off over the years.
I'm gonna do so much random shit today ya'll.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
F16 Dog women pilot flirting with the KC-135 horse woman pilot during a refueling operation.

"Adjust speed to match"
"It's in."
"Refueling, complete"
"See ya~"

W O O F
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This is mostly true.
If you find em in a slightly older age group their understanding will come from Cosmopolitans terrible sex tips of the 2000's.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is would fix me.
Something something time heels all wounds.
Something Something take your licks.

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November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Overly helpful dog woman taking off her handlers boots and trying to discreetly huff while she continues her acts of service.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
#Istealmemes
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November 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This was pretty to make and really simple too.

Shaved steak with teriyaki sauce.
1 lemon and 10 shrimps add some butter.
White rice.
Wash it clear, knuckle deep water, sweet soy sauce.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Critty in her kitchen makin surf and turf rice.
White rice
Teriyaki shaved steak
Butter shrimps.
Sweet soy sauce for the rice
:3
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Its been a hot minute :3c
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November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Sometimes I see old faces on social media.
People I knew in the before times.
When I was young and like fresh to the world.
I wonder how many times they've seen me and showed their phone to someone and said this is what that dumbass is up too now.
The world is really so small.
->
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Why are they milking the redheads and selling it at my local supermarket?

Why is it in a shooter bottle?

Its a thick white viscous liquid in a tiny liquor bottle?

Who did this?

I have so many questions?

Mr Suitman you approved this?

Your director is a red head?

I.....?

Why?
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
FY OR
T I M E
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Gaze upon my beef squid.
They have overtaken the cheesy broccoli forest.
They must be eaten.
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Yessssssssssssss
Ride my tiny aquatic highly processed beef squids R I S E
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM