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Arf, Awoooo, woof woof, arf.
Respectively.
Disabled Vet
Trauma Dumper
I play fetch with memes
GACHA Gambler
Wife: @aut0hfocus.bsky.social
Monogamous
DMs open for Friendly banter
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Who remembers that one time wifey did my makeup?
*gargling noises*
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Delivered plates to the neighbors.
Old man grinning from ear to ear all his kids stopped by today.
Shook my hand even lmao.

Its almost time to eat
a cartoon girl with a cat ear and red eyes
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November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This was Kinda neat.
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Wifey fed me a taster roll with honey butter and let me lick the whipped cream mixer thing. And dip my bread in the drippings.
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November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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critty bouta go into and out of and then back down up weeky freaky deeky, loopy froopy doo-

- CRITTY BOUTA SEE GOD -
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
:3c
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I want to eat the corn and the rolls and the ham and the turkey and the mash potatoes, and I wanna eat the lil BBQ weenies and then another roll, I want the cranberry sauce with the R I D G E S, I wanna stuff stuffing in my face with another roll.

Then I want eat pie
I have a medal for eating pie
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My wife tried a new mac and cheese recipe and it was dog shit.
So because Im a good dog, I went and tracked down cheese o ln turkey day where the only places open are gas stations.

I managed to acquire about a pound of cheese, in snack sized denominations.
I will not fincially recover from this.
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November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Torkey daaaayyyyyy
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Who's gonna tell the chief resident that the screen is pixelated and she's gonna have to do the entire thing again?
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I do not beleive I can fit a door in my civic.

I need a 76in by 32inch door.

I wonder if I should get screen door or like a security door to keep the cats out.
I could just make a shitty door with metal screen I guess but that sounds like alot of bullshit
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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gigi
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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🪙
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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What kind of white ass popeyes doesnt carry ANYTHING spicy
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Look turkey day is turkey day.
I get to spend the day cookin and crittyin in the kitchen with my pretty lady.
I am excited.
I used to really hate holidays.
But pretty lady really loved em a stupid amount so its rubbed off over the years.
I'm gonna do so much random shit today ya'll.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Sketch commission COMPLETE!
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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🐆🐼
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Inflicting damage to myself
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
F16 Dog women pilot flirting with the KC-135 horse woman pilot during a refueling operation.

"Adjust speed to match"
"It's in."
"Refueling, complete"
"See ya~"

W O O F
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Repost with your top 5 anime series in no particular order:

Haibane Renmei
One Piece
Kakegurui
Gurren Lagaan
Kill La Kill
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I saw a woman in Boston dressed like this while waiting for the concert venue to open.
She had a tan coat, but like the rest of the fit was dead on including the heels.

I love whatever you call this fashion.
I love a business lady
🦕🦖
🧥
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM