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Cristabel
@cristabel.bsky.social
Cats > nazis
Blessed be the virgin
December 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Actually yes you are correct. I take it back! I’ll keep y’all posted if I see anything
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
This is the correct response to her kitty greatness
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
AND managing to keep the drugs in the overturned boat.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I mean, she is perfect and almost goddess-like so if it WAS gonna be a cat, it would def be Cosmo. Lookit that face!
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My cat Cosmo’s a virgin but I’m pretty sure Jesus isn’t planning on coming outta her.
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Marc Thiessen still thinks it was totally cool tho
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What in the FUCK is he wearing???? Where’s @dieworkwear.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
She only just now figured out how to use the glow up filters on her zoom app so yes, it would cramp her style.
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
As long as you’re not wearing pajamas you’ll be fine
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You know what? Good. They should keep talking mess so when the video is made public we can point and laugh while they lose their jobs.
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Let’s just bring back leaded gasoline while we’re at it.
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I remember a diner we used to go to finally opened up a non-smoking section…it was one table. Like bro, that could literally be any of the tables bc we know we aren’t personally going to be smoking.
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sometimes I really miss Canada. Sometimes I really really don’t.
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hey as long as you use a very filtery filter your words are also softened n glowy so it’s all gravy.
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
🤮
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Only if they believed Die Hard was the literal body of Christ
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Wow I feel so much safer now.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Not sure if I should wear my Habs shirt or my Nordiques shirt!
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reminds me of the Friends episode where Joey was the face of herpes
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I remember getting excited seeing a “Harris” sticker in Bel Air during the election and then realized they didn’t mean Kamala…
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Please oh please baby Jesus let this happen.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM