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Cristabel
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Cats > nazis
This is the correct response to her kitty greatness
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I mean, she is perfect and almost goddess-like so if it WAS gonna be a cat, it would def be Cosmo. Lookit that face!
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My cat Cosmo’s a virgin but I’m pretty sure Jesus isn’t planning on coming outta her.
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
To be clear, Mad king is Trump. Hegseth is Pycelle.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Mad King.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Cosmo wants more turkey
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We used this one
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Fuzzy the khaki Campbell duck sez WORKERS UNITE.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
One of my all time faves
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Prerevolutionary French aristocracy had a bit of a runaway fashion problem too…
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
But Wapo was just saying today that he’s too angry
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Same. Thank fucking god for kitties.
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Not only will the republicans fight him at every turn to prevent a single progressive change from being enacted but so will the dem establishment. Probably even more.
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
What the hell…? Meanwhile, if the Jays had won, the scenes would look like this:
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Thank fuck for pets. That extra poofy love helps keep us going through this muck.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The problem with est dems in two screenshots:
October 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
October 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Thus always to the motherfuckin tyrants
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It’s literally unreadable. I still look it over in my borrowed subscription. It’s clickbait (see photos), propaganda (for Trump) and lies (about how Mamdani is a “Maoist”). This article from today purports to tell us something important that just turns out to be “genes, or whatever.”
October 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
$25k/year for insurance is madness. Other countries insure their population for 1/3 of that. With better health outcomes, everyone covered and no medical debt for anyone.
October 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Fires n frogs here in DC
October 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Don’t take the box OR I’LL BE FORCED TO SIT IN A DAMN PLASTIC BIN.
October 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM