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· Nov 21
:^) out of context takes bluesky (rip to the twitter thread 💔 four beautiful years)
on today's episode of Fun Disabled Student Things: pulled an all-nighter in the 24-hour library. now sitting outside at 6:30am in the freezing cold & rain waiting for my flatmate to walk over from the other side of campus bc the step-free access route isn't open outside of teaching hours 🤩
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 AM
on today's episode of Fun Disabled Student Things: pulled an all-nighter in the 24-hour library. now sitting outside at 6:30am in the freezing cold & rain waiting for my flatmate to walk over from the other side of campus bc the step-free access route isn't open outside of teaching hours 🤩
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775
there really is no better example of awards season being bullshit than fuckin F1: The Movie somehow getting a best picture nomination 😭
January 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
there really is no better example of awards season being bullshit than fuckin F1: The Movie somehow getting a best picture nomination 😭
ao3 is down for maintenance for the majority of today which is honestly probably a good thing bc it removes one single option (the pitt fanfiction) from my vast arsenal of Ways To Distract Myself From My Assignment
January 21, 2026 at 7:03 AM
ao3 is down for maintenance for the majority of today which is honestly probably a good thing bc it removes one single option (the pitt fanfiction) from my vast arsenal of Ways To Distract Myself From My Assignment
triple cinema day for the first time since feb 2020 . scheduling decided the order of films for me (hamnet, 28 years later, no other choice) but jesus CHRIST i don't know how i'm meant to go from hamnet straight to zombies
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
triple cinema day for the first time since feb 2020 . scheduling decided the order of films for me (hamnet, 28 years later, no other choice) but jesus CHRIST i don't know how i'm meant to go from hamnet straight to zombies
triple cinema day for the first time since feb 2020 . scheduling decided the order of films for me (hamnet, 28 years later, no other choice) but jesus CHRIST i don't know how i'm meant to go from hamnet straight to zombies
January 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
triple cinema day for the first time since feb 2020 . scheduling decided the order of films for me (hamnet, 28 years later, no other choice) but jesus CHRIST i don't know how i'm meant to go from hamnet straight to zombies
lickle bit tempted to keep a detailed log of every train journey i take this year so at the end of 2026 i can do National Rail Wrapped: Disabled Access Edition
so many opportunities for graphs and charts
so many opportunities for graphs and charts
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
lickle bit tempted to keep a detailed log of every train journey i take this year so at the end of 2026 i can do National Rail Wrapped: Disabled Access Edition
so many opportunities for graphs and charts
so many opportunities for graphs and charts
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i firmly believe that the most unrealistic part of home alone is the fact the family bought ten large pizzas for $122.50 (that said, i am young & spry and therefore never experienced the economy in the early 90s)
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i firmly believe that the most unrealistic part of home alone is the fact the family bought ten large pizzas for $122.50 (that said, i am young & spry and therefore never experienced the economy in the early 90s)
the sisyphean hell of clicking 'keep me logged in' twice a day after microsoft kicks me out of my uni account
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
the sisyphean hell of clicking 'keep me logged in' twice a day after microsoft kicks me out of my uni account
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
having my yearly chuckle over the fact that american santa gets cookies and milk meanwhile british father christmas gets a mince pie and a shot of whatever the strongest alcohol in the cupboard is . a truly beautiful cultural difference
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
having my yearly chuckle over the fact that american santa gets cookies and milk meanwhile british father christmas gets a mince pie and a shot of whatever the strongest alcohol in the cupboard is . a truly beautiful cultural difference
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Challengers (2024)
Olive Oyl likes watching Popeye and Bluto beat each other up, I think. There's a sexual gratification to it. She plays them against each other to assert her desirability. It's all a game.
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Challengers (2024)
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If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.
first lando norris wins the wdc, then i lose my primary comfort item, now the student union entrance lift is broken so i can't get to my last (important) class of the semester . this is shaping up to be the worst december in years
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
first lando norris wins the wdc, then i lose my primary comfort item, now the student union entrance lift is broken so i can't get to my last (important) class of the semester . this is shaping up to be the worst december in years
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Still can't stand Lando Norris.
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Still can't stand Lando Norris.
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Oscar Piastri you deserve better
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oscar Piastri you deserve better
a 1-2 isn't enough i need lando norris to evaporate
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
a 1-2 isn't enough i need lando norris to evaporate
my biggest takeaway from rewatching line of duty for the first time since becoming a wheelchair user is that i think if shows are going to put a character in a wheelchair for a temporary storyline they need to provide mandatory wheelchair training . bc ableds look RIDICULOUS when they try to wheel
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
my biggest takeaway from rewatching line of duty for the first time since becoming a wheelchair user is that i think if shows are going to put a character in a wheelchair for a temporary storyline they need to provide mandatory wheelchair training . bc ableds look RIDICULOUS when they try to wheel
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Women who actually live in the world:
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Women who actually live in the world:
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
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"akld;mfpkowmmv.v,, doigj oij,af,.gmjs[oidmgoij[oic jocjqdgfaksdmg[ain.c,f-o”
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"akld;mfpkowmmv.v,, doigj oij,af,.gmjs[oidmgoij[oic jocjqdgfaksdmg[ain.c,f-o”
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
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Which character from Greek mythology was the best at making fruit drinks?
Medusa
Medusa
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Which character from Greek mythology was the best at making fruit drinks?
Medusa
Medusa
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feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
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You may need a certain knowledge of collective nouns for this one.
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October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You may need a certain knowledge of collective nouns for this one.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...