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the nickelback photograph image but it has a blank stock pie chart pasted over the photo instead of a superimposed graph & it's subtitled 'look at this chart' with the word chart on top of the obscured word graph, chart is in a different size & colour to the rest of the text & has a dark gray background which the rest of the text lacks
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
crisiscake.bsky.social
soo,
is there a Mrs. E-machine?
a drawing of optimus prime lying on his belly in the street staring at the van from scooby doo in the moonlight
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
crisiscake.bsky.social
a picture of the place next door to Bob's burgers that has a different pun business every week being vacant with a retail space for lease sign in the window
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
crisiscake.bsky.social
duality of man
@thatbrenna.bsku.social 1h ago: Time to play some Trails of Cold Steel 4 🎮😍😍 Y'all behave while I'm gone immediate next post in feed, @goblin.news also 1h ago: I want to see everything completely riddled with holes when I come back through here tomorrow
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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iridescentsky opening screen (screenshot of bluesky opening w the butterfly bucket tooled pink & some vaguely aurora borealisey colours smudged in behind it)
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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what the fuck is this shit?
screenshot of popup in feed that says: ⓘ We ran out of posts from your follows. Here's the latest from Discover. the word discover is hyperlink blue
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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9 panels arranged vertically, all in monochrome except one: 1. Lucy Peanuts(apparently her canon surname is Van Pelt?) holding a football looking to the right 2. Charlie Brown charging to the left, hungry for football kicking 3. Lucy,now on the right of the scene doing a classic football swipe fakeout, Chuck has sped past the setup to the left side of the screen and kicked his way clean into the air like a dipshit, borderline upside down atp 4.a closeup full colour screenshot of saitama serious face but upside down, cropped vertically to all face because of how serious it is now 5. C.B. halts while pivoting in midair in front of a shoddily constructed emphasis splash of effect lines. 6. Brown converts the momentum of the kick into full on pinwheeling upside down like wonder woman 7. spin culminates in a big upside kick windup, still airborne 8. back in wide shot, Charlie (air right) absolutely fucking launches the football out of Lucy's(ground left) hands, it catches the boy's spin & frisbees halfway out of frame, blowing the psychiatrist's hair back slightly. she looks nonplussed but/and unimpressed 5. Lucy's hands drop, bereft of football, possibly in exasperation, as Charlie Brown, as always, eats shit. finally reuniting with the dirt facefirst.
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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soothing or soothing?
tarot cards(3 of swords, 10 of swords, tower & devil) osteomancy bones(a bunch of bones and rocks and shit including one knapped rock shaped a bit like a playing-card-spade or arrowhead, a vertebra?, a bit of jaw, a metal bird skull charm, a splotch that might be a clove or dead spider, a uniform rectangular wood stick, a bead maybe, a claw, plus what look like a shell casing & a googly eye) teacup lent on a teapot toward the camera so it's shown topdown with dried tea leaves all up the inside, next to saucer with dregs on it, all on a doily on top of wood, a bit of the the teapot & most of the saucer are out of frame the first image search result for the term crystal ball ball(centred in frame) seems clear/uncoloured but iridescent like an oil slick under a car & the link said insectsinresin.com, so probably it's made of resin the base the ball is on(it's on a base) is black & kinda ornate, the background is white or light grey and indistinct except for a corner across the sort of horizon of the image
October 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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a photo of a the home depot outlet that says the boob depot on it
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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front on image of the 80s tmnt in the turtle blimp, the big zeppelin part of it mostly offscreen, donatello in the seat with raphael wedged in next to him side saddle, almost standing, leonardo & michelangelo riding the thruster thingies(?) like bikes
August 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
crisiscake.bsky.social
kind of!
ghost beef from drawfee ghost beef from yugioh
August 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
crisiscake.bsky.social
drawing of robocop's head with coloured segments lining up with parts of his head & a key relating the segments to what they represent. the portions covered by metal are labelled robocop, the portions covered by skin are labelled free real estate, the skin part with a clean line up under the mask/helmet labelled brain & the visor portion is labelled glass that thinks it's bulletproof, but not to me, I'm different
July 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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mufasa & simba lionking sitting on a clif, back to viewer, from the "everything the light touches" bit, except instead of cartoon Africa off to the horizon everything past the cliff is fire & sticks in the dark. one of the sticks lines up with where the horizon would go but there's just fire that way
May 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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would lasagna wear pant like THiS(pant vertical layers horizontal, split into columns in the legs, pant transparent so lasagna is visible) or THIS(pant & layers both horizontal, equivalent to both being vertical, pant not transparent but layers would just be parted/rolled into the legs), unlisted 3rd option is to Just ladle in chunks of sauce & torn up noodle to the pant indiscriminately into a sort of jean pasta gumbo
May 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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dbz fusion dance, looks like it might have been one of the fingers misaligned versions but i didn't intend that as subtext when downloading the image Bobcher, the Archer that is Bob
March 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
crisiscake.bsky.social
here u go
a blue baby with red eyes (according to the other image search result, not apparent here) & a bunch of lines on it that look like star trek prosthetics except maybe made of computers. the baby is named loki marvelmovie & it's blue
March 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
crisiscake.bsky.social
that ... yes
i meant like they are all put in a big stupid scooby-doo crossover but that seems right, better
Scooby-Doo supernatural crossover, everyone is looking in what looks like a coffin in a reverse shot like they do from the car trunk
March 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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wallace shawn as vizzini, holding up a cup, or i guess it's glass with metal parts based on dialogue, looking out of frame to the right smiling suspiciously because he seems to have outsmarted the man in black in a game of wits and poison
March 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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i changed the tongue to blue halfway, then remembered that's giraffes but couldn't be fucked fixing it
a clamel
March 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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the image described above
February 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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marweegie lugario
a stuffed mario that is slumped and deflated in a way that makes it look very much like a luigi
February 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
crisiscake.bsky.social
oh cool
image search results for the term "fuck kinda bird is an osprey" the first result is a picture of an osprey flying iver water holding some type of fish labelled "10 fascinating facts about the a..." from treehugger.com, the second is one sitting there captioned Osprey|audobon field guide, so, whatever audobon is
February 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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is that a goth fidget spinner? who donated that
a small metal cylinder, taped shut, with a window in the top showing, held in foam like a briefcase gun, what looks like a black fidget spinner but the three wingey bits are scythes with like a little bit of a dragon skull & spine design on where the little handles meet at the spinny thing
February 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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megamind, appearing to look into a fisheye lens with the text "no horses" across his face
February 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM