T the uninteresting
cripple-punk.bsky.social
T the uninteresting
@cripple-punk.bsky.social
They/them. I manage a non-profit cafe and play the Sims. M.E and carer for partner with long covid.
#jimny club
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Top tip when trying to work out if someone "genuinely in need" or just "bone idle":
Fuck the fuck off right into the heart of the fucking sun
In the past ten days I have had a broken phone (£80), a broken car (£190), and a broken condom (£30)
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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thinking about this one again
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Recent culinary adventures:
Carrot and ginger jam
Pumpkin falafel
Cheesy parsnip mash
Baked eggs cos my frying pan broke
Just good ol' pasta in soup
January 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Bitcraft
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Regretfully adding baklava to the "food I'm not allowed to eat in bed" list
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If I ever set a proper signature to my work email it's going to have cryptic things like "sent from my Yamaha toaster"
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What if instead of boycotting Eurovision Ireland sent kneecap
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The worst part about menstruating is that every fart is a wet fart
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i fear i have begun
to turn loading the dishwasher
into performance art
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Some AO3 author just discovered that whatever they write will come to pass in reality
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Maybe I will reply to work emails at half 10 on a Saturday night, but I'm too awkward to send an enquiry to a professional through Facebook in case it interrupts their evening
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Top tip when trying to work out if someone "genuinely in need" or just "bone idle":
Fuck the fuck off right into the heart of the fucking sun
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Schrödinger's unemployed: we simultaneously can't get jobs because there aren't any, and won't get jobs because we're lazy scroungers. #TomorrowsPapersToday
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Today in "boring special interests": researching the motivations behind the main players in Scotland's 2014 independence referendum, to provide accurate context in a fanfic
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Asda online so bricked I just got some sort of internal server error blackscreen from trying to order my groceries in the app
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I've just watched Larry King host an interview for the first time and like, how the fuck is this guy some sort of national treasure?
October 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm ordering wedding stationary and I understand bridezillas now bc this shit is INFURIATING
September 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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every fascist i outlive is a reason to keep on living
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Weed lady is gonna grow some Wedding Cake for us when we get married :3
August 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
AI guy is the best character(s) in Upload
August 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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this guy on twitter with a beef tallow fried food restaurant started melting down about his business failing and when you look at the details, like being in a shoprite with horrible hours, a website with completely different branding with no menu other than beef tallow, you start to understand why
August 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Stardew Valley cannibalism mod
i'm making a list of people i think would be a good ingredient for a big soup
August 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
One of many things Americans are wrong about is that they mail stuff rather than posting stuff
August 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM