T the uninteresting
@cripple-punk.bsky.social
They/them. I manage a non-profit cafe and play the Sims. M.E and carer for partner with long covid.
#jimny club
#jimny club
Pinned
Top tip when trying to work out if someone "genuinely in need" or just "bone idle":
Fuck the fuck off right into the heart of the fucking sun
Fuck the fuck off right into the heart of the fucking sun
In the past ten days I have had a broken phone (£80), a broken car (£190), and a broken condom (£30)
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM
In the past ten days I have had a broken phone (£80), a broken car (£190), and a broken condom (£30)
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thinking about this one again
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
thinking about this one again
Recent culinary adventures:
Carrot and ginger jam
Pumpkin falafel
Cheesy parsnip mash
Baked eggs cos my frying pan broke
Just good ol' pasta in soup
Carrot and ginger jam
Pumpkin falafel
Cheesy parsnip mash
Baked eggs cos my frying pan broke
Just good ol' pasta in soup
January 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Recent culinary adventures:
Carrot and ginger jam
Pumpkin falafel
Cheesy parsnip mash
Baked eggs cos my frying pan broke
Just good ol' pasta in soup
Carrot and ginger jam
Pumpkin falafel
Cheesy parsnip mash
Baked eggs cos my frying pan broke
Just good ol' pasta in soup
Regretfully adding baklava to the "food I'm not allowed to eat in bed" list
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Regretfully adding baklava to the "food I'm not allowed to eat in bed" list
If I ever set a proper signature to my work email it's going to have cryptic things like "sent from my Yamaha toaster"
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If I ever set a proper signature to my work email it's going to have cryptic things like "sent from my Yamaha toaster"
What if instead of boycotting Eurovision Ireland sent kneecap
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What if instead of boycotting Eurovision Ireland sent kneecap
The worst part about menstruating is that every fart is a wet fart
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The worst part about menstruating is that every fart is a wet fart
i fear i have begun
to turn loading the dishwasher
into performance art
to turn loading the dishwasher
into performance art
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
i fear i have begun
to turn loading the dishwasher
into performance art
to turn loading the dishwasher
into performance art
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Some AO3 author just discovered that whatever they write will come to pass in reality
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Some AO3 author just discovered that whatever they write will come to pass in reality
Maybe I will reply to work emails at half 10 on a Saturday night, but I'm too awkward to send an enquiry to a professional through Facebook in case it interrupts their evening
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Maybe I will reply to work emails at half 10 on a Saturday night, but I'm too awkward to send an enquiry to a professional through Facebook in case it interrupts their evening
Top tip when trying to work out if someone "genuinely in need" or just "bone idle":
Fuck the fuck off right into the heart of the fucking sun
Fuck the fuck off right into the heart of the fucking sun
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Top tip when trying to work out if someone "genuinely in need" or just "bone idle":
Fuck the fuck off right into the heart of the fucking sun
Fuck the fuck off right into the heart of the fucking sun
Schrödinger's unemployed: we simultaneously can't get jobs because there aren't any, and won't get jobs because we're lazy scroungers. #TomorrowsPapersToday
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Schrödinger's unemployed: we simultaneously can't get jobs because there aren't any, and won't get jobs because we're lazy scroungers. #TomorrowsPapersToday
Today in "boring special interests": researching the motivations behind the main players in Scotland's 2014 independence referendum, to provide accurate context in a fanfic
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Today in "boring special interests": researching the motivations behind the main players in Scotland's 2014 independence referendum, to provide accurate context in a fanfic
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Asda online so bricked I just got some sort of internal server error blackscreen from trying to order my groceries in the app
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Asda online so bricked I just got some sort of internal server error blackscreen from trying to order my groceries in the app
I've just watched Larry King host an interview for the first time and like, how the fuck is this guy some sort of national treasure?
October 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I've just watched Larry King host an interview for the first time and like, how the fuck is this guy some sort of national treasure?
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
I'm ordering wedding stationary and I understand bridezillas now bc this shit is INFURIATING
September 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm ordering wedding stationary and I understand bridezillas now bc this shit is INFURIATING
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every fascist i outlive is a reason to keep on living
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
every fascist i outlive is a reason to keep on living
Weed lady is gonna grow some Wedding Cake for us when we get married :3
August 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Weed lady is gonna grow some Wedding Cake for us when we get married :3
AI guy is the best character(s) in Upload
August 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
AI guy is the best character(s) in Upload
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this guy on twitter with a beef tallow fried food restaurant started melting down about his business failing and when you look at the details, like being in a shoprite with horrible hours, a website with completely different branding with no menu other than beef tallow, you start to understand why
August 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
this guy on twitter with a beef tallow fried food restaurant started melting down about his business failing and when you look at the details, like being in a shoprite with horrible hours, a website with completely different branding with no menu other than beef tallow, you start to understand why
Stardew Valley cannibalism mod
i'm making a list of people i think would be a good ingredient for a big soup
August 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Stardew Valley cannibalism mod
One of many things Americans are wrong about is that they mail stuff rather than posting stuff
August 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
One of many things Americans are wrong about is that they mail stuff rather than posting stuff