Craig Steele
@crgst.bsky.social
I'm into tech and all things digital. 💻
I write, talk, teach. Also give unsolicited opinions on cinema, theatre, and tv.
I write, talk, teach. Also give unsolicited opinions on cinema, theatre, and tv.
I’m in Gretna Green today. Apparently over 4,000 weddings happen here each year, which is about 1 in 8 of all weddings in Scotland.
January 29, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I’m in Gretna Green today. Apparently over 4,000 weddings happen here each year, which is about 1 in 8 of all weddings in Scotland.
What is the tallest cinema in the world? I used to be able to answer that 😔
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 PM
What is the tallest cinema in the world? I used to be able to answer that 😔
Burns Supper tonight. Keeping it traditional with a Bang Bang Cauliflower Curry.
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Burns Supper tonight. Keeping it traditional with a Bang Bang Cauliflower Curry.
A golf buggy is a sports car.
January 24, 2026 at 9:58 AM
A golf buggy is a sports car.
Left my house today and forgot my phone and had to go back to get it. Who am I?
January 24, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Left my house today and forgot my phone and had to go back to get it. Who am I?
Ironically Stephen and Rachel won by being Faithful to the end. #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Ironically Stephen and Rachel won by being Faithful to the end. #TheTraitors
Here’s my heart rate watching #TheTraitors finale. You can see when the final vote happened ha
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Here’s my heart rate watching #TheTraitors finale. You can see when the final vote happened ha
A double double-cross bill on BBC One with Would I Lie To You? followed by The Traitors.
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
A double double-cross bill on BBC One with Would I Lie To You? followed by The Traitors.
Once again am I having to take a moment to consider apples design decisions.
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Once again am I having to take a moment to consider apples design decisions.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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When reading, do you ever mix up Davos (town in the Swiss Alps) with Davros (creator of Daleks)?
January 20, 2026 at 11:01 PM
When reading, do you ever mix up Davos (town in the Swiss Alps) with Davros (creator of Daleks)?
The new series of “Hijack” is now streaming on Apple TV.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 PM
The new series of “Hijack” is now streaming on Apple TV.
David Byrne covers drivers licence and it is fantastic. open.spotify.com/track/2MTz9A...
drivers license
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January 19, 2026 at 8:13 PM
David Byrne covers drivers licence and it is fantastic. open.spotify.com/track/2MTz9A...
Today I reached the end of a 72 pack of Weetabix. Ended it on good terms.
January 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Today I reached the end of a 72 pack of Weetabix. Ended it on good terms.
Closed my DreamHost account today, after 16 years of service 🫡
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Closed my DreamHost account today, after 16 years of service 🫡
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Did I accidentally make Ceefax for wind farms? 👾
This is a new toy that I created over the weekend, a 128x128 LED matrix display that shows the live status of any wind farm in Great Britain that's on the balancing system.
This is a new toy that I created over the weekend, a 128x128 LED matrix display that shows the live status of any wind farm in Great Britain that's on the balancing system.
January 19, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Did I accidentally make Ceefax for wind farms? 👾
This is a new toy that I created over the weekend, a 128x128 LED matrix display that shows the live status of any wind farm in Great Britain that's on the balancing system.
This is a new toy that I created over the weekend, a 128x128 LED matrix display that shows the live status of any wind farm in Great Britain that's on the balancing system.
This is going well so far.
My new manual toothbrush promises “deeper reach” “multi-edged” “cross action” with a “power tip”.
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
This is going well so far.
Is this a dagger I see before me? #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Is this a dagger I see before me? #TheTraitors
Claudia’s outfit tonight a definite nod to another Scottish taskmaster, Raven. #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Claudia’s outfit tonight a definite nod to another Scottish taskmaster, Raven. #TheTraitors
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Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation