Roy Baddie
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Working on a non-nutrative cereal varnish.
I'm halfway through @philedwardsinc.bsky.social hair transplant video on YouTube and just realized that it's going to seriously fuck up my algorithm.
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I'm halfway through @philedwardsinc.bsky.social hair transplant video on YouTube and just realized that it's going to seriously fuck up my algorithm.
Plot Spoilerman coming in hot on Pluribus. @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Plot Spoilerman coming in hot on Pluribus. @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social
Does anyone know why search is so bad in Tidal? I can type in the exact song name and it will be like #20 in the results.
January 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Does anyone know why search is so bad in Tidal? I can type in the exact song name and it will be like #20 in the results.
What happens when the exemplary legal minds at this DOJ bungle the case and Maduro is acquitted?
January 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
What happens when the exemplary legal minds at this DOJ bungle the case and Maduro is acquitted?
The irony of this administration acting like tough guys is that in the world they want, they're the exact type of clowns who would get their ass beat every day.
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The irony of this administration acting like tough guys is that in the world they want, they're the exact type of clowns who would get their ass beat every day.
Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night because I had to pee and was a little cold. Tonight I woke up because I was thirsty and hot. My father, let this cup pass from me.
January 7, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night because I had to pee and was a little cold. Tonight I woke up because I was thirsty and hot. My father, let this cup pass from me.
I often think about how Black Mirror's Hang the DJ episode asks "Would you murder 1,000 sentient simulations of yourself for love?"
January 7, 2026 at 10:34 AM
I often think about how Black Mirror's Hang the DJ episode asks "Would you murder 1,000 sentient simulations of yourself for love?"
Dreading conservatives (in the future) using lower gas prices to justify the events in Venezuela and the electorate eating it up with a spoon.
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Dreading conservatives (in the future) using lower gas prices to justify the events in Venezuela and the electorate eating it up with a spoon.
Already failed dry January.
January 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Already failed dry January.
Listening to the latest Bloodhaus and reminiscing about seeing The Passion of the Christ rip-roaring drunk in the theater. (Some friends and I were intending to see Club Dread but it was sold out.) It was...an experience.
December 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Listening to the latest Bloodhaus and reminiscing about seeing The Passion of the Christ rip-roaring drunk in the theater. (Some friends and I were intending to see Club Dread but it was sold out.) It was...an experience.
Why can't anyone in media pronounce Nvidia correctly? It's making me insane. I'd rather hear them not know how to talk about guns some more.
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Why can't anyone in media pronounce Nvidia correctly? It's making me insane. I'd rather hear them not know how to talk about guns some more.
Holy shit, I have never noticed that there's a Bhopal "joke" in Christmas Vacation!
December 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Holy shit, I have never noticed that there's a Bhopal "joke" in Christmas Vacation!
This Venezuela plan was probably supposed to be implemented over a few years but stupidass doesn't like his polls so he's rushing it.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This Venezuela plan was probably supposed to be implemented over a few years but stupidass doesn't like his polls so he's rushing it.
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A reminder that the trial record in this case is so incredible that you would not believe me if you didn’t simply read it yourself.
August 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A reminder that the trial record in this case is so incredible that you would not believe me if you didn’t simply read it yourself.
69PWNDU is a funny license plate though.
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
69PWNDU is a funny license plate though.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif, no Stars, no Rings, no Marvels.
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif, no Stars, no Rings, no Marvels.
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Have we found the gore cut of Event Horizon yet?
April 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Have we found the gore cut of Event Horizon yet?
Music search: "Chris Staple"
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Music search: "Chris Staple"
I'm still pissed about squibbons.
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm still pissed about squibbons.
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Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
Charlie Brown, I am your father. Search your heart, you know it to be true.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Charlie Brown, I am your father. Search your heart, you know it to be true.
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Submit a Claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
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