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📍 somewhere outside in the shade
🗺️ ✌️ 🌲 📸 🛶 🌊 🏳️‍🌈 🧠 ✨
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for the attention
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Faded. #haircut

Compliment me or I’ll cry.
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Why aren’t you gay?
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’ve romanticized the PNW how-hoa since reading Twi****t in HS, but… I miss the sunshine. 🌧️🥲#nonoilovetheraintho
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Gonna tell a bigot fcf stands for Fellow Christian Friday.
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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if you send me another LinkedIn Games email, i will curse your family five generations hence
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Seriously though, fuck Spotify
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Gonna call it. Christmas is cancelled for all this year bc our 1 year old chaotic cat has never seen a Xmas tree and we absolutely cannot take the risk. Sorry folks.
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sunlight & shower humidity = happy plants 🌱
The bebes are blooming
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The views have been spectacular
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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It took a while but I think we found the largest pumpkin at the patch
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
🫶❤️🫶
TEN WHOLE YEARS with the best partner I could ask for ❤️ here’s to many more decades with you @cravennn.bsky.social
September 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Summer has been pretty nice
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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If you see me having fun today I want to be very clear that it has nothing to do with this fuck ass country
July 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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In the morning I waaaake up
And look at the horrors that make up
This thing we call the daily newssssss
January 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I increased the text size on my phone by one notch and…I’m in awe at how well I can read now. 🤣
January 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
January 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Thinkin’ about summertime at the coast…
December 21, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
July 2, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Left coast = best coast IMO
😘 @yewdell.bsky.social
July 2, 2023 at 7:14 PM