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ESRB Rating TEEN: Crude Humor, Mild Blood, Mild Language, Suggestive Themes.
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My ★ review of Doomsday (2008)
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November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Oh REVO sweeps this year
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The first round is data gathering
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Kept the win streak going to get my highest rank yet.
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reversing this, because Geese Howard is who Dracula Flow wants to be

"I fell off my penthouse balcony, my opps tried to save my life, I let go, couldn't give them the satisfaction."
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We're smokin' filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit
I'll fuckin' kill you
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves
The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them
Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'll have to stunt on them next time
I don't give a fuck if I go blind
I don't need to see the price tag anyways
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My favorite Street fighter characters
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"my impulsive nature causes conflict at any given time."
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why i prefer the 1957 adaption more:

My ★★★★ review of 3:10 to Yuma (2007)
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Got a better version of this IN RANKED. The mind games are working, enjoy the tick towards being banned
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Armor King is now the same rank I got to with King. The climb continues.
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm playing Q-Up like a stud and these fuckwits i get matched with can't do shit! No wonder I'm losing so many games.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The critics are raving!
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My ★★★★ review of Witchboard (2025)
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November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
TNA Genesis (2010)
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Identikit really captures the way being suicidal feels, heavy content warnings but also, highly recommend, especially when the next thing you watch is a comfort movie.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We have fun here
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Save me exasperated late night waitress at the ominous diner from 976-EVIL (1988)
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If you made this today it would be a dang APP!
My ★★★★ review of 976-EVIL (1988)

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November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Getting even higher on a Thursday
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Jokic having a game
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I hope macaroni enjoyed blood and guts and the middle section between the rings
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Holy shit there is NOBODY at the clippers stadium tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Is Samoa Joe ready for cage match Hanger?
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM